I'm sitting here crying because I'm alone on New Years. What movie should I watch that will make me happy?

I'm sitting here crying because I'm alone on New Years. What movie should I watch that will make me happy?

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Suicide Squad

what's the point of celebrating something that just shows you're getting closer towards death?

Watched it, it made me sad.

this
get a clue normies

I've been bed ridden for nearly 7 years. I'm 27 and still a virgin, grow up. Shit isn't as bad as you're making it out to be.

but if you want a film, download something and watch it ironically so you can shitpost about it better, like BvS or Deadpool or something like that. Maybe 'The Good Guys'? You could also watch some TV shows. Perhaps Reddit and Memey, so you can make shitpost threads, get (You)'s and then pretend you're having fun and have friends. Like I do.

it makes you feel better and distracts you from it

I already did that. My current shitpost thread is at 60 replies and I'm watching a camrip of Fantastic Beasts, but for some reason it's making me cry even harder.

But I'm sorry, man. I really don't have it as bad as you. Why are you bedridden?

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>I've been bed ridden for nearly 7 years.
Prove it.

big stan

head injury fucked up hormone production, so constant shit. plus sports related injuries. i mean, i can walk, but need diamorphine and a stick.

can't.

Hackers

>can't.
Why the fuck not?

get a stick and walk then you bed nigger

>crying failed normies
Kek. Either change your life or accept your freedom from social obligations, or perhaps do both by improving yourself while you enjoy the freedom.

Watch movies you enjoyed as a kid

Stop being a woman. Pain is power so use it

the secret life of walter mitty

>I'm 27 and still a virgin
I'm a 36 year old virgin, beat that.

43 and counting. I avoid all contact with the females, I know they can smell my desperation.

I'm 50 and still a virgin. Try to beat that.

Sex is overrated.

Never been kissed

>hurr durrr I have it even worse then you do so you're not allowed to be sad

Fuck off

Kys.

respectfully, i would like to suggest "they came together" .

this movie is from david wain. it's legitimately fucking funny and survives multiple viewings.

my hope is that you don't search for trailers or info, you just download the movie and watch it.

I'll kiss you, user.

My best pick me up movie is Murderball. pretty neat docu.

Sounds good

Open your mouth, user.

Monitoring..
I'll get out now to go eat pic related than comeback to watch some movies.

im gonna need sauce

Don't have.

>diamorphine

That's a clinical way of saying heroin.

89 year old virgin reporting in beat that

Easy. I'm 5,000. Never even seen a boob, get on my level.

>being afraid of death

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>sports related injuries
chads btfo

>tfw too intelligent to fuck monkeys

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Little Miss Sunshine.

Who cares dude? I'm enjoying sitting here. About to teach my brother to play sfv, and I just got home from getting laid. It's not even 6pm. Don't be a bitch.

You really should check your normalshitter privilege.

I'm a huge fucking nerd who plays video games every hour I'm not working and streams. Don't you call me a normie you fucking fag

Be happy you're not dead.

>gf
>I'm a nerd cos i play vidya hurr!
Fuck outta here, normalshitter.

>Work
>Getting laid
>Streaming

You sound like a nu-male hipster normie to me. What the fuck are you even on Sup Forums for? Your kind goes to reddit.

>plays games and chooses to interact with people through streaming

no, you're a normie. every normie plays games these days, and bigger normies stream games cos it's ez bucks if you're outgoing enough.

fuck off cunt and leave us betas our solace that we are not normies and go fuck your girl.

Are you being serious right now? I would be glad to be fucking dead right now or better yet never been born. This life isn't worth living, whether you're rich or poor, have friends or not, it's better to be in the fucking ground or not existing at all than living any life.

stupid normie tier existential angst kys

I think the question would be more like, what's more to celebrate other than getting closer to death?

At least for me

But he's right.

Fuck off normie shitter,you're not welcome here

tfw sitting here watching others partying in rlc.

I unironically recommend the Black Mirror Christmas episode "White Christmas".

Bullhead.

You're welcome.

wow that takes me back

That's disgusting.

Princess Bride

Actually no that can sometimes backfire

LOTR or a gangster movie like Goodfellas

>let's watch a movie about true love so we can forget about how lonely and miserable we are
Yeah that's a trap.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

>celebrating a complete orbit of the earth around the sun

>saving shitty pictures of black people

Fucking loser.
I'm alone too but I have a bottle of booze and a movie I'll watch in a bit.

If you care to know, I'm watching 'Keeping Up With The Joneses."
I wanna see more of Gal Gadot's acting abilities.

The Invincible Youth New Years Special, of course!

youtube.com/watch?v=YGxQdRKZLAM

Who cares OP, I mean seriously you're alone
Who literally gives a fuck?

Nobody that's who

>im a nerd because i play vidya

lmaoing at you famalam

What games do you play sport?

This.

Personally I'm gonna play Quantum Break tonight that features Aiden Gillen.
It has TV episodes that plays during the game, sounds kino as fuck.

We can never escape the Baneposting can we?

You tell me.
This is a picture of Aiden Gillen in the game.

>have "friends"
>none of them care enough to hang out with me
Not sure if this is better or worse than not having any friends at all

it is worse. just forget about them tee bee aitch pham

>I'm sitting here crying because I'm alone on New Years.
This made me laugh for some reason.

Happy new years to all my EST master race bros

>i've been on Sup Forums for 10 years
happy new years guys, you're better friends than most of my friends irl

strange days, mofo

reeee! reeee!

>happy new years guys
right back at you mate.

>You are my friends

Go fuck yourself. Nobody here is your friend and never will be, asshole. Process this before you turn into the cancer that kills this site.
Dipshit.

have this (You), my friend

happy new years

My friend cancelled on me for New Year's, so I walked around the city before coming home. Even missed out on fireworks

chill out user, here have my dog

lol what a loser

Why the fuck are you even in this thread? You have things going well for you and you're happy as a result. Fucking dandy. Fuck off

At least we've got each other. Much love. Happy New Year

u shuld liek off urself

loser!

Just found this torrent and watched it tonight, good fucking movie