2017 is the year i fuck Natalie Portman one way or another. Wish me luck

2017 is the year i fuck Natalie Portman one way or another. Wish me luck.
What are your resolutions for this year?

I'm going to cuck your dad.

kill moot

to stop touching myself
thats pretty much it

You sound like that mentally ill redditor who got obsessed with an IGN girl and ended up killing himself.

Stop watching porn user, it's fucked your brain.

Good luck in prison

I always wondered about hershlag. She's as jewish as it gets, yet she's fucking vanished from the big league.

I guess Sup Forums was wrong this time.

She aged very badly though

>Being inappropriate

You have to choose!
A life time of happiness, wealth and hot sex with beautiful Natalie Hershlag.
Or 45 seconds in the goat tower.

Choose.

>wanting sloppy seconds and thirds and so on

Got a link? That sounds interesting.

the tower tbqhwy

get a gf and fuck her in the pooper

Link?

wait a minute.......

>What are your resolutions for this year?

To fuck Natalie Portman one way or another

and you?

Just go to Israel user. Seems like a lot of us on Sup Forums are struck with Jew fever.
It's what I plan to do.
>go to Israel
>meet Israeli qt
>share our love of film
>living the Sup Forums dream

I will stop assassination of Donald J Trump

only jerk off to interracial porn
that will teach drumpftards a lesson or two

she skipped her 30s and went right to 40s

No matter how tiny the odds, there IS still a chance I will run into Natalie and that she for some strange reason finds me very attractive and offers me a job as her personal toy boy., Goat towers on the other hand is an unreachable dream since I'm not a goat so I'd be stupid not to choose the goat tower.

>not killing moot and stealing his life force becoming truly 4 chan

for a 35 year old mother she looks pretty damn good

She peaked in her early teens to be honest. Let's hope she has a daughter to carry on her pretty genes before it's too late.

>one way or another
lmao

Kys

OP please make sure to take lots of pictures and film clips of you doing her and upload them on the net before you kill yourself. Please think of us unfortunate people who would never dare to do what you're about to do. God speed user.

>one way or another

Who's moot?

The online persona hiro used to hide his identity back when he started Sup Forums

I will travel back in time and fuck Natalie

how far back in time?

Old Sup Forums janitor who were much more forgiving when it came to cunnyposting than the current jew nazi janitors. You'd know this if you weren't such a fucking new fag.

So what should I see first? Pic related or Leon the Professional?

oh, you know... just a bit

1985

/u/darylprat on reddit. The accounts still up.

What movie is that

>he hasn't seen Léon yet
What are you even doing

A gril.

Leon was on TV just recently at night here, was trying to fall asleep but then I couldn't. Her fucking lips man.

the Sup Forums founder and ex-admin. his real name is Christopher Poole

as the others
you have to fuck off with your bait shit, ok? thank you

...

some faggot who majored in mexican studies.

you need help?

the original cuck

>the original cuck

moot was in a Shakespeare play as well as Law & order?

No but he was probably the inspiration for both.

Marrying Saoirse Ronan.

Hopefully.

She's an old Jew whore.

source?

>whore
Fuck you, faggot.

get in line

get in line