Why haven't you married your best friend yet?

Why haven't you married your best friend yet?

He's a faggot

What best friend

Cripplecocks

so hot, more?

>little white dicks

kek

He's straight :(

this

Because I'm better looking and have a bigger cock, so therefor I can do better

>puerto rico

My best friends stopped talking to me when I saw Trump speak at a veterans rally

>Texas

This teebeeaych

I don't think you can marry your hand.

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How much could a single man who makes 50 grand a year save in taxes by "marrying" his broke best friend?

I am certain that I don't want to fuck other men. I've tried and I'm certain that I'm perfectly straight.

HOWEVER.... those little white limp penises are so adorable and lovely, they must really take care of them.

$6700 extra would become untaxable money, $2700 would be tax credited

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Before I got married, my tax return was only about 400 dollars. After I got married, my tax return was about 1,500.

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>falling for the vaginaljew
It's time to take the ultimate red pill pol

This, sadly

>mfw my best friend moved on and now has a family of his own and tells me to grow up

I'm not a lesbian.

Fuck you size queen. 5 inches is all you need.

I don't want to fuck them. One apologized to me for berating me for supporting Trump, and the other has no political views.