African sprinters are willing to have their arms surgically removed in order to gain speed...

African sprinters are willing to have their arms surgically removed in order to gain speed. Are YOU willing to do whatever it takes to win?

That's bullshit. Arms are very important for stability when running.

>not being able to sprint with both arms behind me

I'd rather be dead

Less weight = more speed. Did you fail HS physics?

>mfw his shirt says King

They should remove their heads, they dont use it anyway. Heads are very heavy you know.

Came here to post this.

Well done, Jóska.

more power = more speed
less weight = more airdrag

No shit, that's 20 lbs. right there, but with the empty cavity where the brain is supposed to be, they might only get 12-15 out of such an amputation.

WE

WUZ

okay sanic

KANGZ

KEK

KANGZ

Lay off the animes Naruto.

>mutilating your body for sports shit
>good

Have fun being a nigger OP.

We wuz okay 'n' shieet, sanic?

Niggers are stupid as fuck, but this might actually be a good thing.

An armless nigger can't rob you at gun point.

I call shop on this pic.

Unless you got sauce?

NIGGA WE WUZ EMU AND SHIEET.

So by this logic is this the fastest thing ever?

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RUNNIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

>77866455
KOONZ

>forcing yourself into the Paralympics
>losing any real chance at large prize pools, and sponsors

>not cutting all your limbs to be the fastest skateboarder
Step it up senpai

>Sup Forums falling for obvious shop
Endless summer

But how does he steal things now?

>he hasn't heard of the infamous black dodo heister

>remove arms to win the big race
>it's a relay

shieet

Yeah, but your arms add momentum to your stride and give you stability. They are very important while running. If you don't believe me, just try running with your arms at your side, or behind your back

Yea but you can also use your head to the same effect. Try it.

Looks pretty fucking fast

Checked em.

What has Slav science done

kek

LOL!
First line is only generically true, second line is retarded. Please don't correct stupid with some response that is even stupider. Okay?

Same way birds run.

You're an idiot if you don't think less weight doesn't equal more speed. It's just a momentum issue which can easily be fixed with proper training.

If you don't have hands to steal stuff, why is running from the popo so important?

SANIC!!!!

they're in his shirt

Just gotta use yo mouf an SHIEET.

Studying the effects of g force on the human body in a crouching position.

Fuckin kek

The human body is not an inanimate Newtonian sphere, you dope.

Why is it funny that you said a stupid thing and somebody thought you were really stupid?

Why is that amusing to you?

>inanimate Newtonian sphere

another nerd who failed HS physics and think he know something from watching the "shows"

Less arms = more aerodynamic

look at the legs you faggot.

It's obvious you don't know shit for human physiology. Having no hands is also bad for your endurance, but what the fuck would you know

*teleports behind you*