Get down here, user! Let's watch a movie on the laptop

>get down here, user! Let's watch a movie on the laptop.

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that laptop will burst in flames in 30 minutes

GRIIFIIIITHHH

ok kitty, but who's the girl?

Don't mind her.

what are you doing in my crawlspace

Get lost bimbo

Sorry, I only watch my Kino in 4K.

Underrated

BUILD

Sorry but I can't talk to girls.

>girl

Only if I can rub your feet

Sorry baby, but kino on a laptop is like this dick entering your boipussy- not gonna happen

Nah, fuck you and your cat. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go outside and celebrate my New Years elsewhere.

how does it feel being retarded

Sure you can, user.

FUCK CATS
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this desu

This one will unleash his claws should you offend again.

>being a cat owner

I'd rather not destroy my back, thanks.

Do I need to repeat myself?

>Not being a good pet owner and owning a cat that seeks your attention and companionship.
People that complain about cats are retarded. Yeah, they're not as smart as dogs, but they're far lower maintenance.

>Yeah, they're not as smart as dogs

They are actually much, much smarter than dogs.

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

>dating some girl
>spooning her
>cat attacks my thigh leaving gashes and bite marks
>ruins the mood

>psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201012/are-dogs-more-intelligent-cats

>Thus it appears that based on their EQ dogs are becoming progressively more intelligent over time while cats have remained at much the same level of mental ability that they had when we first domesticated them. This means that not only are dogs smarter than cats, but the gap between the species is increasing over time.

No, thats being a dumb slut

What's with the editing here?