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I believe these are called constitutions? Anyway, post em. I'm dumping, but please contribute.

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Bonus points if it's a comparison like pic related

People actually say shopping cart instead of buggy?

Never met a Canadian who used the word buggy when referring to a shopping cart. Bet you get your milk in bags too huh?

Requesting Georgia. Specifically the one with 50 airplanes in the background.

You Albertans really need to just fuck off already, you're becoming even worse than Quebec.

>Mizzou

Lmao

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You east-coasters are fucking maple niggers.

Ontario is nowhere near the east coast

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Thanks, I didn't have that one yet

Indiana the great corn state
Home of the Indianapolis 500

Newfies aren't Canadians they only joined this country in the 40's
The real Canadians are Ontario, we existed since day one before any western province did and we kicked Americas ass all you western Cucks so is suck their nuts, just fuck off and leave already

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>Muh abc stores
Virginia Beach/Norfolk resident here. Fuck NOVA.

anyone have a nebraska?

> all you western Cucks so is suck their nuts
great engrish Ontario.
You are the worst part of Canada and you know it. You are an embarrassment.

I'm an hour north of the city so not even close to that level of upstate and it's shocking how much more we have in common with the left side.

NYC truly is a cancer

Woooow I mistyped one word, sue me.
Milk in a bag is way tastier than some big ass plastic jug and those chinkys are from out west, Toronto is just a containment zone and doesn't even want to be a part of Canada so they can fuck off with you.

NOVA resident here. Fuck NOVA.

>Norfolk
>better than NOVA

I bet you go to CNU or ODU, don't you you little faggot

Are you that faggot from loudon

as a Norfolk/Virginia Beach resident, sounds about right.

Virginia Beach/Norfolk resident here. Fuck Norfolk.

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That means yes

There was one other guy from loudoun on last night in the trump gen, so I just want to be sure you haven't gotten me confused.

Nah I just know there's some dude from loudon who posts here, the only other person I know from NOVA who goes on Sup Forums. This place blows

T. Woodbridge

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>every state
>muh guns

ODU with the nigs not as bad as NSU though. Come at Big Blue NOVA fag. Also I live in VB just go to school in Norfolk.

yeah, thats probably me then

Damn, born and raised PA degenerate now living in DC, I miss the home country.

Based arizona coming through

Aren't most of y'all rich as fuck?

yeah, but we have to deal with cancerous beltway politics

>File name
>Not "vancouver"

what is Norfolk like?

>Adam Lanza

Aye VB Norfolk bro whats up. What high school did you attend? College?
Landstown to ODU here.
Mostly niggers and Navybros

superior version

Trade offs man. I know a girl who's from Loudoun. They're rich as shit.

Keking at the Leafs sperging at each other.

WA fag here. Love you Oregon bro. Love the Oregon Coast. Fucking great.

Is Portland as bad as Seattle with all of it's degenerate fucking faggots? Are your gun laws as good as Washington's?

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>Sheetz better than WaWa

this is a meme from /k/, the weapons board

libcuck

he does raise a good point.
there isn't a single state where you can't get a gun
states should only brag about their guns if they have great guns laws, ones that aren't very restrictive

true

>mentioning that you attended ODU
Aren't you ashamed to do that?

NOVA is the lifeblood of Virginia. We raise the state's wealth and average IQ to levels the hicks had only dreamed of before. If it wasn't for NOVA, you hillbillies would be at West Virginia levels

Anyone got a Wisconsin constitution?

Is there a Montana one?

Oh go fuck yourself, it is thanks to people that act exactly like you that make this place shit.

MUH CHEESE
MUH FUDGE PUCKERS
MUH SNOW
MUH THAT 70S SHOW

I'm kind of ashamed then again its actually a pretty good school. Its engineering programs are great and its Navy ROTC program is 2nd or 3rd best in the country. I am apart of it is why I mention that.
Also Virginia Beach has a great education system one of the best. Its the western part of the state that drags us down.

Make one for based New Hampshire.

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All along the southeast, its just buggy.
Never heard anyone say shopping cart aside from the TV.

I second this, seems like the best state desu

There's a fag from Loudoun that has the extra flags plugin that posts here that's an unabashed redditor/newfag.

this picture looks greasy.
Reminds me of Georgia.

I have the flags and haven't seen him yet so we are reddit fag free at the moment

>extra flags plugin

link us to it?

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A FUCKING LEAF dares to insult the Appalachian mothertongue.

Go choke on Trudeau's balls, asshole.

I accidentally drove into NC on my way to C2 shooting center. The roads turned to shit the minute I crossed the state line.

When I left SC and entered Georgia, the roads turned from one lane for each side, into 4 lanes for each side.

Its a Carolina thing.

They weren't always like that. Back in 90's we had much better roads. Politician nowadays have been dipping into that fund for other things.

I feel you. All our highway funds go to NOVA. It leaves the southside roads in shit condition half the time.

Fucking gubment man.

Any body have a texas one?

I can't find the Washington one.

>muh brandy
>muh beer
>muh alcoholism
>muh bubblers
>muh bratwurst
I love living here so much.

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Woodbridge is nowhere near loudon tier

>TFW gf is from loudon
>Tfw all her guy friends are rich pretty boys

Fucking obnoxious twats

ayy VB here. Grad from kemp. future navy :^)
fuck norfolk and their smelly brown people

Just fight the rich boys and slay your gfs pussy as she basks in your manhood. They're probably pussies but you might get sued by their rich lawyer friends.

Someone redo Iowa.
I've got shit to do but I love memes and my state and the old one is cancer.

Ever been to Mclean? Rich as FUCK, everyone's in a mansion.

I dated a girl from Kempsville high school 5 years ago. I live in that area now. Did you just graduate? Are you enlisting? I'm at ODU doing NROTC.

Kek, she that's exactly why she likes me so much, she's grown up her whole life around nu-males and they're all beta as fuck

But still, we all know how weak women can be for fancy cars and lots of money

Never been. We have rich folk here they all live in Pungo or Sandbridge. Nice ass beach houses or big country mansions.

uh, the first one IS the Washington one? Notice how all the sports teams are from WA?

Expelled, graduated online. Bullshit reasons. Did 2 semesters in TCC, getting bored of that shit. and yeah enlisting. Looking at nuke school, pays good but i heard shits suicide worthy. If not nuke, crypto or intelligence specialist. And no shit, I live near fairfield

Older girls are more inclined to go after the wealthy guys. Be a good man to her and you'll be fine. Fuck those rich pricks.

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With a Cascadia flag.

I lied I'd be zoned for Princess Anne high. I live near Town Center right off the highway. But Kempsville is very close to me. The money you'll make as a nuke will be worth it. Submarines have the best food and their mission is insanely cool IMO.