Would Alex be the most perfect gf? She can act, is funny, and beautiful too

Would Alex be the most perfect gf? She can act, is funny, and beautiful too.

and a huge whore

>She can act, is funny, and beautiful too.

So also sucks nigger cock, so fuck no.

saggy tits in less than 2 years

pass

As an environmentalist I can't in good conscious like her given how much coal she burns.

out of mleeg

she has autism

Being that beautiful has to make her nuts

>She can act
stopped reading there to look for the perfect reaction image to your dumb post

>When we stop at a convenience store in Ramona, Alexandra gets change from the guy behind the register and he says, “You have such beautiful blue eyes.” He looks down at the cash drawer. “I’m puttin’ the money in the wrong place and stuff.” When we get back into the car, she puts a pair of big sunglasses on.

Her eyes are a representation of heaven

small problem chief, she's a literal semen demon
she might be your gf but you ain't gonna have no soul so...

I cannot wrap my head around why she's single, she must be a secret cannibal or something.

How would she react if you mentioned her fucked up smile though?

I want to play Dead Space with her and buy her ice cream.

>act
Yeah, like shit.
>funny
Women aren't funny
>beautiful
She's not even a 5/10.

just imagine being so attractive that you actually distract people

dull her fangs.

>problem

she showed vag in True Detective.

it is a mystery

I want to hold hands with her in public.

what's wrong with her teeth?

...

Gotta What's Eating Gilbert Grape again.

Fuck off, Semen Demon!!!

Seriously. How do I become an interviewer?

protip: shes a roastie. I have the webm but I cant post it becuase I got banned last time

swn suck the blood out of your throbbing cock

Roastie?

do it for the cause

>tfw she'll never grab you by the dick

jdimsa

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dont forget that she loves the BBC
so yeah perfect girl :3

It's a slur used by muslims for uncircumcised women, refering to the appearance of the labia.

Dam, NOW THOSE ARE TITS.

shes an outie

i no rite

why did she do this to us bros?

Someone post Hope Solo please.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand dropped

ill save my blood and soul for someone who isn't a floozy

>*urp* t-too many souls today...

I thought we agreed to never post or discuss this

DELETE. THIS

DELETE THIS

Gotta start from the bottom nigga.

THICC

Postan DDaddario

I wonder how the pusyposter feels about boobs.

What kino is this?

capeshit when?

merry new years my friend ;D how ru

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I really really like Alex

Why doesn't she have a man? She surely must get hit on a lot

Time to kill myself at midnight because she'll never be my gf

alice has nice tits

Peggy Olsen won those medals fair and square for being a mad man.

she got rock'd. no one could ever hope to compete with that

only if she made me lick her pusy lots

she triggers my uncanny valley.

I want to be that comfy sweater.

>Oh cool, I get to meet an actor
>Wow, she has pretty eyes
>Look at that, someone is filming her
>Wonder if she gets tired of the attention
>Wait, what is she doing?
>Why is she doing this?
>Oh god they are recording both of us
>Shit, someone is going to post this on Sup Forums

Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.

Shes gay

but... she

she isnt a man

OR peggy oldson

that's method acting, you pleb. pure kino

>a huge hore
she's a woman. what you said is as redundant as the condom your father wore

I want to win her a goldfish at the state fair and buy her a corndog.

you shouild new years solution to not be mean to your friends online!

baiting from that shit movie

she's a roastie

noone wants a girl that went through miles of schlong

I want to hold my hands on her pubic.

I've seen dog shit more attractive than her

>miles of schlong
to be fair that only equals like.. three black guys

don't flatter yourself tyrone

Seems like the kind of thing she'd love tbqh

I bet she'd be kind of sad when the goldfish died a few days later too

ive seen posts niicer than yours

I'm glad Peggy Olsen is happy after the Mad Men finale. Top of The Lake wasn't half bad imo.

t. microdicked black guy

the only part of this i understand is you said lake and that is water and you swim in water

Just ignore them Peggy Olsen poster they just didn't like Mad Men.

Well, she can

You call yourself a Peggy fan and haven't watched Mad Men, kill yourself posthaste with that shit taste.

my friend, i appreciate your helpful advise .. but i must point out that that is NOT Pidgy Oslo from Bad Men

Post that one where she's trying to open the door and acts sexy.

better kind of thicc

That's Peggy Olsen you blind fuck.

oh no! how did u know telling me 2 kms via the power of rhyme was my Rumpelstiltskin-esk weakness?? i must go 2 dead now ;_;

rip in peps biblethump

HNNNNGH

i cant reply becuas ei am dead but if i wasa alive i would tell you that is NOT peggy olsen

Aye
Nah

you tell 'em boss!

She did that just for a movie. Does it still count?

post more alice thighs since they are my favorite thing about her

What a ugly fucking creature, at least you aren't the pedo spammer I guess.

looks like a mix between the guy from Pete & Pete and Seth Green.