Be me today

>be me today
>dad comes home to celebrate Father's Day.
>watches me play video games I'm the loving room.
>"if you keep playing those degenerate games you'll never become a father lol"

How was your Father's Day pol?

>you'll never become a father lol"

He might be laughing and joking about it to your face.

But when you're not around, he sits down, opens up a bottle of tequila, and drinks straight from the bottle. It helps him forget how much he is ashamed of his son, and how his family name will die with you.

Happy Father's Day!

>in the loving room with dad
Do you need to tell us something user?

kek

It flew by, the only way I could celebrate it was to send my grandfather a bottle of booze. Haven't seen my dad in 6 years.

Mexican families are real real close

Well, it IS father's day...

It was okay, I should have visited his grave but it hurts to do that, so I just remembered some of the fun times.

your spik daddy is right, mantis. NOW GO CLEAN THE POOL.

>in the loving room

Looks like you need to take that dick harder

>wake up
>shitpost
>call my dad
>go buy chipotle
>shitpost
>go buy beer and cigs
>drunk post

3/10, drinking is degenerate t b h, as is shitposting alone all day.

You should be ashamed of yourself, Paco. Your dear Papi went through way too much so you could be such a worthless degenerate little shit into your adult years.

my girlfriend told me the other day that while black guys are unattractive, native american guys can be hot

you aren't missing much

It could be worse
>Dad is NEET for the last decade
>painkiller addict
>I have no income for summer until school starts
>Mom wants me to get my dad a gift
>buy clearance tie for $3
>take off price tag
>give it to him between his mid day nod off naps when everone else is at church
>he thanks me
I will trade dads with you OP

I'm still waiting for my wife's son to bring my special Father's Day dinner out to my cuckshed.

What is this loving room you speak of Paco?

Mine died when I was 15.

My wonderful mom and dad came to visit me, my wife, and my 4 month old daughter. They got to play with her, and then we all went out to a big car show. It was a blast; I had a fantastic first Father's Day as a father.

ayye we browsed Sup Forums together, had a nice talk then he left for work

I'm jealous man. How old art thou? Were you a gfless loser like me at one point?

called my dad and we had a long conversation about the impending destruction of western civilization

father's day happened to be on my younger brother's birthday; ordered pizza, had drinks, played dominoes and cards, hung out with brothers and parents

great day, but hanging out with my family on the weekends has ruined my sleep routine

RIP

Don't remind me. I shouldn't have been born

Why the hell do you have no income during summer? How old are you?

28 right now. I dated a girl since we were 17. Went to different colleges, then got back together. Got married fall of 2016.

I should say that I was beta as fuck until my mid 20s, then I sort of grew out of it somehow. Be a man, take responsibility, don't try too hard, etc

It's ok Turkey, don't cry

Shit, meant to say we got married the fall of 2014

22 and never held a job here

It is actually Tuna Country
Tunisia
Also i don't hang out with dad a lot and he have a peacemaker rip

That's adorable as fuck mate
I'm too poor to have kids rn desu senpai

>stepmom and I never got along
>Dad just watches as I argue with her
>she finally kicks me out
>My dad doesnt even talk to me or her
>get email today
>WHY DIDNT YOU TELL YOUR FATHER HAPPY FATHERS DAY SO UNGRATEFUL

My parents are touring Sweden all month. Sent him a text that said happy Father's Day etc. His text back just said "tack"

>older bro gets dad a "Dad mows best" hat from Walgreens because he loves mowing the lawn
>younger sis gets dad a Star Trek movie box set
>mom gets him a grill light and fan
>I didn't get him shit
We just sat at the table tonight and had dinner together. He had a bowl of cereal and I made a ham and cheese sandwich. Just a regular day I guess. It should have been special.

Also I just noticed your id

>fuck wew damn

Kek I didn't notice that either. Best of luck man.

>Went to different colleges, then got back together.
hahahaha

fucking cuck

with all respect, but do you know how many dicks she took in college?

My father is bipolar and currently fighting withdrawal symptoms because the candy the kikes give you fuck you up. People talk about how dealers are such scum and the shit they peddle will ruin your life, but these faggots in white coats and a government license are the most two faced, evil cunts in existence.

I went for coffee with him but otherwise didn't get to spend more than half an hour with him. Wish it could've been more. Fucking work.

>Father died long time ago.
>He taught me how to use a pertiga on disconnectors, climb electrical poles, stand on top of transformers and change the disconnectors.
>Always told me "No one is going to put food on your table other than yourself".
>The sick bastard would dare to make hot operations,raking in crazy dough.
>He died as he wanted, working.
>A line snapped due to the wind and hit him full-force in the face, neck snapped.
>Still to this day i remember his words.
>"No seas un pinche maricón y subete al puto poste"
>I still use his 50yo leather safety belt that could snap any fucking day and his short-circuit scarred wrench.

Papa, i never dared to say this when you were alive, but thank you for teaching me how to feed myself.

#NotAllCoeds

We can be friends :^)

He's right user. Control your game playing to 1 hour a day or less. It's one of the worst timesinks you can have.

t. former video game addict who's extremely regretful over all the time I wasted playing video games

>1600h bf2
can confirm.

que trabajo tienes?

Where you at mate? Together, we will be a juggernaut standing against Judeo Bolshevism

what does that means?

spent the day back in my hometown with my parents. Crab, rice, watermelon and corn on the cob for dinner. Then watched the NBA finals with my dad and now Im going to plow through some vodka before going to sleep.

8/10 would do again.

Soy contratista para CFE.

Hago instalaciones pequeñas por un lado y por el otro hago instalaciones en postes electricos.
Es un trabajo comodo ya que no muchos tienen las pelotas de subirse a un poste con maneas y mucho menos de estar tan cerca de lineas de alta tensión.

How old are you? Are you in school? Do you have a job? Are you fat?

Tell him if he wanted grandkids he should have had a daughter

Also do something with your fucking dad, Jesus. It doesn't have to be expensive.

Coed is American for female university student

Family is more important than sleeping so you can have enough energy to wagecuck for some Jew

I didn't get him anything either. We made some nachos together and shared a 12 pack while watching a Trump documentary and some shitty British sitcom from the 70s he liked when he was my age. It was great.

>peacemaker
>loving room

Esl get out reeeeeee

y llegaste a trabajar con tu papa?

Its when his next student loan is given to him

Aun recuerdo subirnos a un poste juntos.

Buenos tiempos.
Siempre gritandome que no pise las cerámicas o que me fije que chingados estoy haciendo

>Parents divorced for 10 years
>Mom couldn't stand him because he was an abusive prick
>He remarries
>New wife caught him cheating
>Divorce
>He moves out of the country to start a new business
>Sister gives him shit so he comes back
>Tries to convince my mom and newer wife to let him move in simultaneously
>Nobody wants to deal with his shit
>Hardly even talks to me
>Still call him to wish him a fathers day
>Thanks me for calling and that's it

Yes. Listen to this user. He knows how to wisely spend his time on a Korean lithographic appreciation board.

y ganas bien ahi?
los contratista ganan algunos 400 dollares mensuales

brutal.

that's true, leaf

but hey, I'm still quite young, still have a chance to not be a slave for someone else

I stopped playing video games 8 years ago and my life exponentially improved in every aspect... supporting myself, abandoned my social anxiety, got a red-pilled girlfriend that "gets me"..... don't get me wrong I still love video games & anime just as much as every other fuck-head here, but you have to accept that this stuff is holding you back from being the best user that you can be.

I think the idea of a "father's day gift" is cheap and chinsy so I made a nice salmon bake with a side of homemade cole-slaw and coos-coos in accordance with his low-carb pre-diabetic condition diet.

cookout with the family, grandparents and cousins was a pretty american day

Your dad sounds very smart,

Video games are turning this generation into hopeless beta faggots tbqh.