Greatest state in the fucking world

Greatest state in the fucking world

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713 here

Steers and queers

not even the greatest state in the south you fucking faggot

Shut the fuck up

Name a better state

512 whats up?

409 how are you, what is 512

281/832

keep it trill

Fuck Texas

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Southeast here

Le sizzzzurpppppp sippin on le sizzpirrrrp

lol jk, how has your new years been?

favorite rapper?

Commifornia detected

Texas is basically a shittier version of Arizona tbqhwyf

If Arizona is so great why is it full of niggers?

Ohio

210 we out here

Kek

California is objectively the greatest state in the union

California Is full of cucks and probably full of fags.

But Texas is full of nigger

T. texasnn

lol what

Lmfao

Only in Houston friend but literal nobodies Live in houston.

T-that is only because of fucking Hurricane Katrina. They never left to go back to New Orleans.

houston is the oil capital of the FUCKIN world.

why user?

Shoulda built that wall ages ago desu.
And literal nobodies Live there I don't get what you're saying.

well, define "literal nobodies', because some very smart/important oil, finance, amart imoprtant people live there.

it's not all just houstan rappers and drug dealers

Fellow 210 bro here. What you doing on wasting your new year on Sup Forums?

Austinbros, they can be cool sometimes when they're not Commiefornia transplants.

DFW has their fare share.

Beyonce's from the Bayou City and there are plenty of other examples of famous Houstonians. If you said SA or El Paso, then sure.

Who /Oregon/ here?

Just because you have obey doesn't make you somebody user.
>washed up musicians
Yawn, but yeah dfw is infested but not houston infested.

What's the best nation in the world?
urination

CARLOS!

Have you tried asking nicely?

Their mayor asked them to go back but the niggers stayed.

Well isn't time to practice the second ammendment?

east texas born represent

texas is too liberal

>east
Yikes, RIP

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WE DONT PLAY NO GAMES

Fuck off.

BUILD

SOUTHSIDE GROOVIN

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H-TOWN, COMING DOWN

RIP screw

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713 WE SWANGIN AND BANGIN, WEY
KEEP IT TRILL

>Greatest state in the fucking world
>Texas

Not even the most free state

Dallasfag, things are pretty good.

Better than living in some shitty state like California, that's for sure

You're the worst sate in the Midwest, and that means you're worse than fucking Indiana which is impressive.

DUDE WEED LMAO

post your Che Guevara tattoo, commie

Do you have stockholm syndrome? I spent a year in Dallas and between the heat, the traffic, and the bland lack of personalty of everything about that city I wanted to fucking kill myself. Los Angeles sucks ass, but at least it sucking ass makes it memorable.

So how long until we secede?

Nah too busy enjoying all the badass craft beer.

Nah too busy hanging out at Vail and tattoos itch like a motherfucker.

817, fucking weather

Reminder that Texas is tsundere towards California.

Based.

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Name a hiphop genre that's superior to Texas Chopped and Screwed.

PROTIP: You can't.

What's happening up there. We had some pretty bad weather in south houston

Dallas is very nice though

SMOKIN ON THAT ENDO
GAMECUBE
NINTENDO
BOPPAS IN TINT
SO DEY CAINT SEE UP IN MY WINDOW

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>heat
It's like 70 all the time, aside from two weeks or so in the summer/fall. Evens out with good springs and summers
>also implying I'm not spending all my time inside an air conditioned apartment

>traffic
If you're a retard, maybe. But the construction has largely stopped so the roads are actually fucking open, so it's actually payed off after all these years.

>bland
How long ago did you live here? I've only been for a couple years and it's never been bland at all. Downtown has all the cool weird shit, food is top-tier, neighborhoods range from top .0001% to gangbanger country, and all the theatres/nightclubs/bars have spiced things up. It seems the city may eventually drag itself down Chicago style, but it's good right now

>LA
ahahahaha how does it feel knowing you live in the one city in that godforsaken state that has literally no interesting things to make up for all the terrible shit you have to live in. Talk about bad heat, traffic, and blandness

>mfw in the uncensoring version he's getting head from a hoe as he's spitting those bars

If you look at the official video you can see a bit of her hair as she bops up and down on his dick.

DFW here, this man is L Y I N G

>entire south side of Dallas, from Mesquite to Ennis to Grand Prairie is nigger central
>North of Richardson is rich copy-paste suburbia
>mid-cities are copy paste aging suburbia getting overrun by niggers and spics
>no natural beauty
>cost of living increasing

weather can't make up its mind. one day its like 18 degrees, the next like 76. lol.

excluding austinite filmmakers I would have to agree

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Are they really dope dealing wizards in south dallas?

HOW DO WE STOP CALIFORNIANS FROM TAKING OUR STATE?

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build a wall around austin

U know it baby

who?

Is it really bad in Austin?

What the fuck happened to DJ Screw? Did he get killed in a drive by?

Have a wonderful new year and MAGA

t. your neighbor to the west

more like a drive thru

>not living in the eastern historic areas

Crumbling my ass, the beautification and businesses moving in are driving out the shitty day-stay motels and gang houses. I bet you live in Carrollton, faggot. The only problem is the hipster store owners, but they're the minority and tolerable outside of politics

What happened lol

Poor lad

abusing codeine and being fat isn't the greatest combo

> In addition to codeine, Valium and PCP were found in his blood.

Jesus, what an OG

Eagles fan here...playoffs aside, were going to DESTROY you cowgirls come tomorrow.

Get ready to face us on our home turf. At the linc.

Prepare to have your playoff morale crushed.

He overdosed on various drugs.

Nobody gives a fuck about the Cowboys except for beaners, reatard LOL

Texans for life

>my city will be hosting Super Bowl LI this upcoming February

To be honest you had to be high in order to create his music.

All Screwed Up Vol. 2 is probably the most psychedelic album in all of hiphop.

What are you talking about? The beaners here worship the Texans.

we call those jumping beans

Never gonna happen now, too many non-Texan transplants.

S-Shut up

Put your house on rent on AirBNB for $5000 a day lol

Never, thank fuck.

Why do some fellow Texans want to commit suicide by doing this? Don't they know we'll get fucked?

It's true, but it attracts a lot of shitty people.

Also now like only 1/4 of Californians are even born in the US.

California's golden age ended with Regan. The democrats strangle hold on the government has just led to more and more industries leaving in the past 20 years. I don't even know when the last major movie was filmed in California. Factories have been trickling out. And now the IT industry has basically said any new companies should leave Silicon Valley and move to Canada.

In the next 20 years California will basically be a slightly more Asian version of Mexico. It's basically a textbook case of why no one political party shouldn't dominate, how pandering to minorities is destructive, how unchecked immigration is bad, and how university liberal arts academics are isolated from the rest of the world.
Oh and how Hollywood are a bunch of uneducated hipocrits who shouldn't be listen to. They all tout the benefits of Liberalism and the democratic party, but leave the state to save a nickel.

Seriously though, California naturally is God tier, beaches, forests, mountains, deserts. It has it all. If we had our pre-mid-90's population it would still be Heaven on Earth.

The majority of Texans are retards

It's fucking awful. You can spot a Californian a mile away and god forbid you get one that moves in next to you. Good luck getting any sleep because they'll be bumpin bass and generally being inconsiderate assholes.

California uber alles. What does your state have again? Oh yeah mine has that too.

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At least we have water

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Transplant detected, Texas will never go blue fag no matter how many spics you import.

Lol, born here and lived here my entire life.

Touche but we're getting there man. Good rain the past couple weeks.