HE'S GONNA BRING YOU BACK TO THE PAST

HE'S GONNA BRING YOU BACK TO THE PAST

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TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE UP THE ASS

TO LET YOU FUCK YOUTUBE IN THE ASS

we all know what Sup Forums thinks about james, but what about mike?

TO STAR IN THE SHITTY MOVIES THAT SUCK ASS

HE'D RATHER HAVE HIS BEST FRIEND MIKE

ASSSSSS!

He's an alpha male of the highest order and the true brains behind the AVGN franchise.

He also has a tally-whacker the size of an arm.

PULL HIS HORSECOCK OUT AND JIZZ ON JAMES'S WIFE

go to bed mike

He's a big guy

If Hollywood remakes the AVGN Film, would you watch it if it stars Ben "I'm Batman" Affleck?

HE'D RATHER WATCH A DOZEN BLACK MEN

TO GET BLACK COCK RIGHT UP HIS WIFE'S ASS

look lets get it out of the way now, mike has a big dick and we'd all love to deep throat it but its not the point of the thread

>AVGN the Movie by Hollywood starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon as James and Mike

I'd watch it.

He could play Frank West if they ever ruined that series with a live action movie.

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TO READ THE KORAN AND SUCK MUZZIE ASS

HE'D RATHER DRINK A FOURTH OF VODKA

>TO STAR IN SHITTY FILMS THAT SUCK ASS

ftfytbhf

HE LIKES TO WATCH GUYS EAT HIS WIFE'S ASS

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?

Fuck I honestly thought that was him for a second when i was scrolling by.

James Rolfe: Ben Affleck
Mike Matei: Matt Damon
Doug Walker: Stanley Tucci
Noah Antwiler: John Travolta

HE'D RATHER CLEAN THE JIZZ FROM BULLS

B17 BOMBER

Mike Matei is Manuel Ferrara desu

TO HAVE BLACK MEN RIP APART HIS WIFE'S ASS

HE'D RATHER DRIVE HIS WIFE'S BLACK SONS TO A BALLGAME WHERE THEY"D KNOW HE'S A KEK.

Good casting on Doge. Tucci even has the teeth for it.

I now suddenly want to see Ben Affleck wearing this shit.

Will we also have a scene of Ben Affleck shitting on Matt Damon's face while he's wearing a Bugs Bunny costume?

He's always been such an asshole and the reason I stopped watching James's videos. It was a bit of a dick move leaking those emails he exchanged with Irate Gamer.

source? couldn't find it in google

>He will never make another Bootsy Beats

Why even live? He's the best boy by far.

FUKKEN FUND IT

It's beautiful. Take my money.

kek

gonna need a source on those irate gamer emails

Irate Gamer himself

Matei confirms this.

When? Where?

irategamersucks.blogspot.com/2014/10/chris-bores-opens-up-truckload-of.html

That. Is. Wrong. Here’s what really happened (thanks to Mike Matei for informing me).
Bores wrote the e-mail to James, that much is true. The e-mail said “I will stop copying you”, and they left it at that. A week or so after, Bores posted his TMNT video, which was full of material lifted from the AVGN’s video. James learned about this, and forwarded the e-mail to Mike. Angered, he posted the e-mail online, showing that Bores LIED to them. People don’t like being lied to, that’s why the e-mail was posted.

James Rolfe is nothing but a bully who rules Cinemassacre with an iron fist

>be Bootsy
>beat Mike Tyson in Punchout WITHOUT getting hit once
>literally the rest of humanity can't

The guy's a fucking gaming BEAST

His wife'll take black cocks in the ass
While he jacks off to their lower class
He'd rather have this cuck prose make him wonder where life's headed from here
He'd rather beat meat from below, watching niggers pound his wife in the rear
He's the saddest cuckold you've ever heard
He's the rocks-off-in-the-closet nerd
He's the assblasted no-action nerd
He's the bad-choice, cuckboy nerd
When you start to turn on his wife, he's in the next room thinking 'bout life
He's got his dick out
listening to her shout
Even though he never hits that himself
He's got an urge to fuck
And he's out of luck
So he'll let you bang his wife for a buck
He's the baddest gamer you've ever heard
He's the jimmy-jostled jenkhuffing nerd
He's the completely rectal-ravaged nerd
He's the angry video game nerd

Nice.

Every person who posts that likes Matt is literally Matt himself going full damage control trying to convince people like him since everyone hated his guts.
Wonder why he lost the name Mother Fucker Mike?
Because he doesn't want to be associated with the name when everyone hated him.
Now he just goes by Mike and claims he's the true brains behind James when in reality people only like James and since James finally finished his childhood games, Mike thinks he can come in and take over.

I'd watch it. Probably better than BvS.

sctually thought that was avgn..

Year of the Spoony?

>So who should portray him in the inevitable biopic?