Day 1 of the Year of the Spoony has started. How are you going to celebrate?
This will be the year he puts his life back together. All the pieces are lined up. Once he recovers from Shingles and Kidney stones, he should be in top form by January. From there it will be the start of his come back.
>treats his fans nicely
>learns humility
>gets a good work schedule
>Stops obsessively tweeting
>creates 1 quality video per week (even if it's a short vlog)
How can you have kidney stones as twenty something old guy? I really can't understand.
Christopher Bell
He's 36. But even that's impressive.
I fully expect him to come down with the plague, small pox and leprocy next year.
Joshua Wilson
>Sup Forums says that spoony is done >Watch his mortal Kombat stream >He actually looks like a hobo that has not shower in months.
How can you left yourself go so low in your life?
Isaiah Murphy
pics?
Eli Evans
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
Aiden Bennett
>Year of Spoony's Fucking Divorce
Eli Barnes
...
Brayden Hughes
You can do a bit better than that. The resolution goes to HD, then take a crop of that.
David Perez
remind me of rebuary - he released one of those and then another one months later. and that his yearly content besides another counter monkey.
>we will never hear a prolonged vlog on SW:TFA, ST:beyond
Jackson Powell
>Obligatory Motherfucker Mike casting
Robert Miller
more 1930's diseases pls. black lung.
Hunter Cooper
>Noah: Yep. It's my birthday for about an hour longer. I didn't really do much of anything today. Except be sad. And, and alternately panicking. I-I got bad news in the mail. Stuff worth panicking over. Yeah I'm still on that.
He had a shower at least in his last webcam stream.
Jaxson Carter
Is Spoony the one that fucks his dog?
Or is that another Eceleb?
Dylan Baker
That is one of the saddest videos I've ever seen.
What the hell was Noah thinking with is plan? Did he think fame would just come to him? That people would send him applications? He had to go OUT and get them. He had to appy to radio jobs. Apply to tv jobs. Auddition. Work something low and work your way up.
Jackson Campbell
why do you losers keep trying to talk about other losers?
Joshua Diaz
Would unironically pay to see this.
Lucas Smith
>He's 36 no fucking way, proofs?
Kayden Ross
Just do a simple google search. Born in 1980. He's like 4 years older than me.
Josiah Myers
Can confirm, was also born in 1980 and I'm also 36.
Angel Martinez
He's still delusional enough to think he has a large enough fanbase to get anyones attention. It's like he thinks it's still 2008 and doesn't realize the world has entirely moved past him
Mason Ramirez
Does he really have shingles?
Bentley Gonzalez
...
Easton Wilson
No, he's just an alcoholic, attention seeking hypochondriac. It's like how every tired housewife has "fibromyalgia."
Brayden Anderson
>the show needs me I've never seen ANYTHING this desperate before. Even Paul Latza would never be pathetic enough to beg like this.
Brandon Campbell
>Noah: No, no, no the biggest present I got today was hospital bills. Unfortunately they weren't giving me money. That's the American healthcare system. Just don't get sick.
His illnesses might be fake, but his hospital bills are real. Also most of his "illnesses" are probably just side-effects of his bipolar meds. He fell for the pharmacological Jew.
Jayden Phillips
That's YourMovieSucks.
Jaxson Moore
>No, he's just an alcoholic,
What are you talking about? Noah never drinks. He's told us that many times.
Asher Phillips
good hair for a 36 year old alcohol
Hunter Long
That's just some good old fashioned non alcoholic root beer.
Cameron Powell
How are you sure?
John Morales
SPOONY FAGS ON DAMAGE CONTROL
Ryan Parker
I'm kidding it's obviously alcohol. He may as well be drinking out of a brown paper bag.
Aaron Nguyen
>He may as well be drinking out of a brown paper bag.
What's up with that as a stereotype for alcoholics?
Nathan Cox
he's 36, geez
approaching middle age, he really should move on before it's really too late or put some effort into this.
also I guess he's gonna settle down with April, there's a good chance he'll keep in this state until the point it would be hard for her to have children.
Julian Rivera
1. Alcohol bought from stores is usually put in a brown paper bag 2. It lets you conceal what you're drinking while you're in public, so you don't get arrested
Benjamin Foster
In Muricaland when you go to the liquor store they put your booze in a brown paper bag. It has something to do with open container laws. They don't want people walking around with booze because oh no a kid might see it.
Jack Lopez
Oh okay. They're such drunks that they can't wait to get home to start drinking, so they just drink it right after getting it.
Ayden Price
No, Spoony just roleplays as his dog on twitter
Zachary Moore
Pretty sure he got drunk reviewing twilight and nearly had an emotional breakdown on camera remembering his ex and how he used to get blow jobs
Benjamin Evans
lol
Ethan Reed
All he has to do is put out at least one counter monkey a month...
Mason Brown
It's kind of strange that spoony has constant patreon support monthly and has pretty much stopped putting out content, while someone like DSP puts out absurd amounts of content but can barely scrape by
Dylan Miller
Wrong girlfriend.
He and April are still together. It's that fugly Scarlett he lost his shit over.
Carter James
at least he didn't pull a brad and stick his dick in complete crazy
all i can guess is that DSP isn't as entertaining. not really a fan of DSP but i did just check, 40k videos that look mostly streams and let's plays. I wouldn't watch that.
quality over quantity
Cooper Gomez
Because why watch DSP when you can watch the accounts that show his most inept moments?
Jayden Hall
Does Spooney have a brother that fucked with Chris Chan years ago or was that another youtuber...
Noah James
the only thing I ever really watch is his fighting game coverage
Ryder Lopez
No, Spoony's brother just shoots Mexicans
Bentley Howard
What's the story about Brad?
Ryder Martin
him disappearing from spoony's videos was a sign, we were warned
Matthew Hall
brad jones screaming mantis
Nolan Gonzalez
this is the year spoony becomes patient zero for the gray death
Camden Carter
spoony just moved out, we saw miles again when they got together for the B movie stuff, I think there was one more video in that series he never released
Hudson Reed
It's perfect.
Christian Richardson
Is that the brother he disowned after he voted for Trump?
Levi Green
comment from his patreon, apparently some are ok with this, they think he's become a streamer.
Jackson Cox
>Lester S. Bum
Ian Cruz
>Arch-Fiend
I thought he already quit YouTubing?
Jackson Richardson
We'll get Prime Spoony back someday man, he can't sustain himself with just Live Wires
Justin Turner
Unless you want hot DSP action on cam as he jerks off after every session, you wouldn't want to support his content either.
Spoony at least can say he was a has been. DSP is a never-will-be.
Evan Myers
>Arch-Fiend Huh?
Luke Cooper
>AVGN the Movie Part 2 >The Cuckening
Who will play his wife?
Jeremiah Hernandez
I remember watching Spoony in 2008. His TDK review, his Robin Hood review, his FF8 review.
It was a glorious time of my life back then. I was in my best years, having a ton of fun with friends and girls, and at home I could watch great reviews.
Now all I watch is RLM, everything else is literally beneath me.
Joseph Harris
I didn't watch Spoony in his prime, but I used to be super into Channel Awesome back in the day. I remember unironically loving Doug and Linkara and wanting to be just like them. I remember Angry Joe confronting the Dorito Pope at the Spike Game Awards and I actually thought Joe's autistic views were correct.
I can't believe how much I despise them now. I still love James Rolfe.
William Moore
out of curiosity did you watch others from channel awesome, I watched a lot of them although I look at them now and I wonder what I saw in them (like the Nostalgic critic)
although I did recently watch Nash's 'there be dragons' but just because he was reviewing Excalibur.
I would still watch spoony if he did anything, I think he was someone with charisma.
Aiden Nelson
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY SOMEONE FOR TREATING MY ILLNESSES
Josiah Bailey
>out of curiosity did you watch others from channel awesome, I watched a lot of them although I look at them now and I wonder what I saw in them (like the Nostalgic critic)
Yes, and I feel the same way. I watched AVGN before he was on GT, back when he was just on youtube, and then I watched Douge and thought his stuff was good too.
And yea now I despise Douge and don't know what I was thinking. I guess my taste just wasn't evolved properly yet.
I also still like AVGN, tho I don't care for his uploads anymore.
Wyatt Green
For a long time nearly all I'd do is watch spoony's reviews, just something so comfy about them, now I just rewatch counter monkey from time to time, got me through a lot of depression
History of the power rangers and most of his star trek/marvel coverage is dope
Doug used to have decent jokes and insights, now it's pretty rare, Any of the steven king mini series stuff is still pretty gud though
Isaac Gutierrez
>Doug used to have decent jokes and insights, now it's pretty rare, Any of the steven king mini series stuff is still pretty gud though
I guess so, I mean I watched his stuff until like, late 2009, maybe early 2010, but when I look back even on his best reviews like the Batman and Turtles stuff, even that was just a lot of annoying shouting and he's the ultimate cuck which is always in the back of my mind.
Parker Wilson
>History of the power rangers NO SET SCHEDULE
Adrian Richardson
AVGN is good too although i just don't feel like watching them. although I don't despise them I just think i went off their humour. lot's of shouting, obvious jokes, politically correct stuff.
The NC's biggest problem is his ego, I think he adds the crap thinking everyone will lap it up.
Nathaniel Jackson
Oh and RLM spoiled me on production value, and I have developed a really dry sense of humor so it's the only stuff that makes me laugh occasionally.
Ian Roberts
I think the only thing Doug had was freshness. He started reviewing movies in this way before anyone else did. He wasn't particularly funny, if you go back and watch his older videos you notice the jokes tend to be very obvious and samey, but the movies he reviewed were funny. He showed bad movies and made fun of them. Anyone can do it, and we didn't mind watching him do it. Unfortunately, he know thinks he's a brilliant comedian, and he's absolutely not.
>politically correct stuff. I agree that AVGN isn't as funny as it used to be (side note, the Board James finale is James' masterpiece) but where do you get that James has gone politically correct? Remember he's the guy who triggered feminists by not seeing a bad movie.
Charles Jackson
He already finished it, just needs Dino Charge now
I forget which recent video they did, but he goes back with some self referential stuff about the "Nostalgia Critic"
Charles Morris
I thought Linkara was decent but I got tired of his 'outrage' at the objectification of women.
I like his history of power rangers though.
Aaron Harris
SO YOU COULD FUCK HIS WIFE UP THE ASS
Anthony Garcia
You've seen Linkara's old comic, right?
Brayden Sullivan
Christmas with the Cranks, the one where he tells all his fans that his new stuff is way better than his old stuff, and if you think he's not funny anymore, you're wrong.
Robert Adams
sorry that was more about the NC, i didnt space out the sentences enough.
channel awesome just panders to them.
James is fairly based and stays away from politics
Jaxon Clark
>mfw
Jacob Wilson
light bringer? his forum posts on that porn site?
I've seen them.
Bentley Perez
Another big factor into why people watched/still watch the nostalgia critic is that you get some insight on a movie you're probably never going to waste your time watching
Andrew Jackson
That's about the only reason I click on him, unless I see an editorial that looks really stupid.
Jaxson Wilson
Right, like for his review on AI
Hudson Taylor
TO SAY THAT THE FEMBUSTERS SUCK ASS
Kevin Foster
>no no it can't
I suppose it's better than him stating a common opinion and acting like it's a some extreme hot-take.
Mason Myers
RIP doug's based mom, she hated that movie
Jacob Perez
How about the one where he talks for ten minutes about children's cartoons like they're the finest art being made today.
(Bojack Horseman is about the only show he mentions that isn't explicitly for children)
Hollywood did it. They made a better AVGN movie than AVGN ever could with half a million dollars.
Andrew Reed
The extreme outcry against James' Ghostbusters video is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen. All he did was state an opinion that amounted to "eh, i won't watch it" and the entire world descended him on and made him into the scapegoat for everything bad that's ever happened to women. What the fuck, man.
