/mls/ general - DAC UP edition

>Sunday, 8/27
Montreal Impact vs Torono FC, 4:30pm EST
LA Galaxy vs San Jose Earthquakes, 7pm
Seattle Sounders vs Portland Timbers, 9:30pm

>Saturday, 9/2
New England Revolution vs Orlando City SC, 7pm
Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire, 7pm
FC Dallas vs NY Red Bulls, 9pm
LA Galaxy vs Colorado Rapids, 11pm

>NASL
nasl.com/schedule
>USL
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com/schedule

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FIRST for HEROES

>soon

Ahhh, that beautiful Sacramento skyline.

Which is the best city in the United States, for someone who hates and rejects everything that is NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL. And only likes and is a fan and follower of MLS (major league soccer) and soccer?

A place in the USA, where major league soccer is the most dominant, most popular and most important professional sports league.

Where the MLS team is the most important team, the most popular, the most followed and most wanted.

And that the MLS team is the only champion in your city or state

SOUNDERS

most scores in this league is always a 2-0, just like english premier

well nevermind, fuck me

MATCHES TODAY, LADS

WHO YA GOT

1 HOUR

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>worst away team vs worst home team

Gonna be interesting

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>the city of Mont Royale

imagine being pulisic and having to play the qualifiers with some the memers on the national team

imagine being Ibrahimovic and your national team is Sweden

>Zushit, Hedgshit Besshit, McCartshit, Acostshit, Morrshit, Wondofuckinglowshit still won't fuck off from the national team
Embarrassing Bruce.

>altidore
>windows again
>Fucking MORRIS


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Swedens at the top of their qualifying group

Is the squad really that mediocre?

Morris is the Wayne Rooney of the ninja turtles

>Combining player names with "shit"
You must be over 18 to post here.

Nevermind I saw the squad selection.

We are FUCKED

Why is he calling up these shitters ffs? Wondo has been garbage for the national team and is too old, Hedges was a fucking trainwreck, Acosta and Mccarty were exposed against amateur frog niggers and Morris is just terrible and is one of the worst players in Shitattle. I just dont understand why Arena would dilute the squad with these retarded choices.

Morris scored against minnow island b squads so thus he's """""""""""""""good""""""""""""""""""""

imagine playing with aubameyang then to memeis

Well hey, at least he didn't call up Zardass

>all this >shit

come on, step it up, you can do better than that garbage tier banter

Worse, he called up Morris. Sanic Quasimodo has been playing like trash yet he's inexplicably getting call ups it's quite frankly embarrassing.

Fucking Bruce

Wondo needs to retire from the NT

>Jordan Morris has received 22 caps already
How is he stealing a living from the ninja turtles?

lol at the mlSJW reaction tho the phoenix banner shit. I fucking hate faggy supporters section culture. I'm gonna start bringing a fucking trump flag to games or something

Windows is playing decent in mls

Not to say he doesn't suck ass, but still. Morris is pure garbage

>unironically supporting nazis
>or even legitimizing nazism as a political position
The fuck is your problem?

t. Antifa shill

t. has no argument

>LA
>picking a hobo off the street to sing the anthem instead of playing an instrumental recording

>JUST

when you think 3/4 of the country is a racist Nazi, I'm gonna be against your faggy "stop Nazis" campaign even if it sounds bad to to denounce it

Your doing the same shit the government did when they named the PATRIOT act. Play verbal language games to make your sick bullshit hard to denounce.

National broadcast commentators have becone shit in the last couple of years

I'm pretty sure the sign just had the swastika crossed out, and said "stop racism." It never referred to "3/4 of the country."

>Jamieson
>Romney
Time to ship them off.

>Common 'Tater

speak stop breathing

Oh shit, tomtom doing work.
That UreƱa shot though, JUST.

wtf was that ?

does this happen often in burgersoccer ?

Holy shit this is bad

when half the country has been called Nazis in the past month, its easy to see what these people mean with their sign

>half the country has been called Nazis in the past month

Citation pls

You're making assumptions. Not worth removing it because of butthurt based off weak implications.

Is anyone watching this shit game, rather than the shit /paul/ conversation?

Lew Wolff needs to either die, sell, or spend

I'm watching your league as we speak and I'm flabbergasted by the absolute shite on offer

This is easily the worst matchup of the week. Worst away team vs worst home team

does it compare to any of your lower leagues?
also, Why?
waiting for handegg?

LAFC is going to destroy the lags faggots

did I just see a man bra?
>bro

>another LA player dead

I thought the wagon didnt have any more wheels to fall off

It's not too bad, my post was merely reactionary from the one on one spaghetti miss

I'd compare the quality to bottom of the premier league/top of the championship tier

This is the worst game to watch. Both teams are awful. Portland-Seattle later tonight should be better.

Shut the fuck up you faggot chicano spic scum

t.future dead franchise fan

That's a dive and a half by Pedro

WTF IS WRONG WITH MUH GALAXY???
SOMEONE PLEASE FIX SOON!!!

jesus christ Galaxy are truly shit now ;__;

>yfw SJ, Sac and Laffc all win the cup before the gaylaxy

oh lagfags, thought i was the only one suffering here.

>LA able to do anything even with cuatro santos

>Zarkek still thinking he can score goals
someone needs to end this meme

>zardass
a usl tier player that got carried by landon and robbie and convinced everyone he was decent because hes really "athletic"

zapdos really is a meme

Who /Seattle/ and /atthegame/ here?

>zapdos
Haven't seen that one before

LAFC IS GONNA KILL YOU FUCKING LAGS FAGGOTS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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GALAXY A SHIT. THESE FUCKERS DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THAT JERSEY

>the absolute state of this tifo
twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/901945834757132289
I'd post the gif but it was too big

i-i'm literally shaking right now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LAGS

>the state of lags
Somewhere in India, a single tear rolls down Robbie Keane's cheek.

>MLS snapchat stops updating after LA gets scored on

Pure pottery

People shit on Wondo for being just a poacher, but you have to admit it was a really smart and aware play making sure he was onside and ready for the rebound.

someone end it

He also has some pretty impressive shots, not really blooters though

Take a look at youtube.com/watch?v=9Bzd2Cih7L0

The actual mls GOAT checking in
>sebastian who?

sorry who?

god fucking dammit memeis

Who is that

>we think we're entitled to be the best team in every sport, because muh LA

This meme is over. The best pro team in that city right now is literally the Dodgers, you're fucked.

Are >we, dare I say it, exposed?

Your team is a revolving door of players, either being brought in and sold in a year or just players retiring. Gio and Jonathan are the players that LA need to build the team around

>Seattle getting dicked by lack of calls.
>No "video review"
>"Video review" isn't "working" tonight.

Hmmmmm

Portland have gotten saved by the ref about 10 times this game

>no close up replay
come on, fox

So Mark Geiger is the new Ricardo Salazar in Seattle

>there are people ITT who unironically didn't want VAR
Geiger already has quite the rep in Seattle

Geiger has always been a shitty ref and once again he shows why. Every call for Portland literally killed Seattle and every time he refused to call anything against Portland it shifted the momentum. Couple this with the whole "VAR" isn't working and you have a lethargic Portland team scrapping by with a draw.

Should Morris have scored his 2 chances? Absolutely. But the ref didn't call a fair game all night.

>muh refball
You people are embarrassing yourselves

Is there anybody that can beat TFC for the Shield at this point?

>t. relieved portland supporter.