/heem/ - Chael Sonnen edition

No Conor/Floyd discussion allowed. Take that shit to /box/.

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Let's talk about Nate/Schaub instead

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Schaub: Conor won at least 4 rounds
Nate: no he didn't Floyd just let him was just tiring him out
Schaub: oh I disagree
Nate: nice to see your lack of knowledge
Schaub: we'll see about that when he's teeing off on you
Nate: fuck you!
Schaub: hey I don't have a problem with you
Nate: well you're just a bitch

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Nate won that exchange.

And for the record - Schaub is a bitch

And youre an autistic loser in Eastern Europe LOL

Well you're an autistic loser in America LOL

Do it then, leaf

>well you live in a first world country!

wew

>he isn't fast or powerful
>*stopped from getting brain damage*

reminder that Scahub got verbally KOd AGAIN and this time,of all the fucking people,from Nate Diaz

For SURE if Brendan Schaub had competed in the USADA era he would have been champ my guy. His speed and athletic ability are unparalelled, and his jiu jitsu is TOP LEVEL, my man. 100%, he could have d'arced Stipe.

Just because Floyd didn't try doesn't mean he didn't lose the rounds. What kind of retarded logic is this.

>we'll see about that when he's teeing off on you
thats unneceserily rude from Schaub

I want to get into mma, what are some essential fights/events that I should watch?

umm... conor landed 300 shots why pacquiao landed only 30 shots

i personally had conor up 8 rounds to 2

conor is top 5 boxers of ALL time easy and he was stopped prematurely would've HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED floyd

TUF 1

THE REAL FIGHT
>THE REAL FIGHT
THE REAL FIGHT
>THE REAL FIGHT
THE REAL FIGHT
>THE REAL FIGHT

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Diaz v McGregor 2 is probably top of the list imo, but theres been many, you really need to follow it to judge what a good fight is, many find the grappling/ground game boring but its interesting in its own right to me at least. also look into Pride some great fights in that too

Who the fuck are those Jannettys?

Damn Schaub is a fucking pussy for letting Nate call him a bitch like that.

>I can't let you shitpost

>first world country
>4th most populated city is currently underwater

haha no

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>If Dana White talked to me like that I would slap him

Yup. And people are acting like deleted-chin Schaub wouldnt be put into a coma by a stockton slap.

They live next to the Gulf. What do you expect?

when is cat coming back?

Please tell me how you weer able to make out the words because I can't even with my earphones

Why do you hate your own country, ya friggin cuckold?

>weer
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BRITBONGS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED

>Schaub: we'll see about that when he's teeing off on you
what a faggot

eyo wassup memelords

are we having a love triangle between rory macdoneld, andrey koreshkov and douglas lima?

whats this guys problem, why does he think he can shit on an active ufc fighter

He didn't, he called out Nate on his delusions and jealousy.

Because he thinks of himself as a legit fighter when in reality he was only good at being KO'd

And finishing Mitrione + Crop Cop and beating Gonzaga and Arlovski.

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Let's see you act competent when one of your friends is dying in the hospital.

*GADOOOSH*

get healthy my guy

Already am.

>bragging about a fighter getting his ass kicked to his face
what a shithead, he wouldn't say that to ngannou. Not cool to say especially in an argument about something you aren't even involved in

Obesity isn't my guy

I'm not obese I can promise you that.

Prove it.

how hate nate gone 30 years in stockton without getting shot

He doesn't say fuck you and flip off people who will actually do something to him.

>Implying

nate would be literally dead right now if that was callen, just think of callen's temper and number of street fights

look at this fags twitter lol
>love UFC! I travel to the USA 5 to 6 times a year for business & UFC events!

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Kek he looks like he has both AIDS and cancer.

He's 0-0 man
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shaub said "Yeah but I think it's your lack of knowledge and I think you're off on that"

Keep in mind that the bus is 6ft tall

Why is he such a McGregor dick sucker?

Is Coconut Creek Florida's own (in this picture) getting the next title shot against DC or is Gus fighting DC again?

AYOOOO FORM VOLKAN

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

LHW has been extinguished by dana.

Either bulk or go down to MW

we told yall

CWFC Featherweight Champion
CWFC Lightweight Champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Interim Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion

TOLD YALL FLOD WOULD WIN

YEAAHHHHHHHHHH

FORM VOLTRON LOL

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>Conor did damage for sure
Damn this guy doesn't even pretend not to have CTE

DC isn't prepared to fight anytime soon.
Oez vs Gus, winner fights DC

christ

Conor is already trying new things

but those are the only 2 guys who are kind of contenders lol

dc gus 2 would have some kind of drawing power?

after that i guess it doesn't matter who else would actually sell a ppv

Not even kidding Schaub could save that division

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he's on his way my man, day 752 on the road to LHW!

50-44 diaz

Yeah we need some hilarious KOs, him and Vilante would be a great fight just to see which one of them has the glassier chin.

For sure my guy it was just fatigue and nothing else

What is Schaub down to now? like 250? he started at what 240? that's impressive

has USADA ruined MMA?

The IV ban ruined it more than anything imo

Jones x Stipe
Khabib x Tony

>2,100+ lbf
>0 to 28.5 mph in 0.125sec jab
I am fucking hyped.
MMA don't call me no more. We're through.

>USADA runs the UFC now

I for one welcome our new drug free overlords

Fights that will never ever happen for 1000, Alex

So what's his deal? Why does he treat Gooby like his God?

what a fucking fag

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Predict Jones' suspension length.

Wasn't he paid by Showtime to do that?

MOMMY

Brendan was winning that fight and was ahead in that round in my books. Early stoppage by the ref.

Now that it's 8 ounce, he'll be unconscious inside 1 round, mark my wuuds

So what is the best form of Conor?

Post-Loss Conor or Full Tank Conor?

I'd say Post-Loss Conor since nobody can maintain a Full Tank and Post-Loss is more of a state like Sea Level, Full Camp, TRT, etc.

For sure my guy, look at those bombs he was still throwing when the ref stopped

Early af

kys reddit

I want to fuck her while sick puppies blares in the background

In case any one missed it. Canada is the king if heem

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1 year
Dana can't afford to lose him

jealous bitter fags who dont leave their mums house

Reddit is unironically better than this place in every single way, that is hardly an insult. Give me more (U)s, dummies.

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hi OJ

Brendan Schaub btfo Nate dindu Diaz