Prequelfags are Cancer

>be 2015 Sup Forums (or nu-Sup Forums)
The Force Awakens:
>It's garbage! Mary Sue! Terrible! The worst Star Wars movie ever! It's just a rehash of ANH! REEEE!
Rogue One:
>Terrible! Forced diversity! squirrel teeth! Boring! Also the worst Star Wars film of all time! REEEEEEEEEEE!
The Prequel Trilogy:
>Actually all of these are kino masterpieces, Ring Theory bruh! You are just rebbit if you don't like them. Fucking pleb. Lucas is a genius dindu nuffin.

What the fuck has happened to this board? How did you get so goddamn retarded?

I never thought I'd see the day when I was called """"reddit"""" for calling a spade, a spade.

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>he discusses Star Wars

Kill yourself, trash

Disney Star Wars is generic shit, deal w/ it.

Better than the steaming shit pile of prequel films.

>Don't discuss movies
>on a television and movie board
Right, thanks for that waste of a post.

when will redditors just admit the plinkett reviews were satire and that the prequels were pure kino?

are they too insecure to admit they took satire seriously?

NuSW is just as bad as the prequels, just more expensive PR

>NuSW is just as bad as the prequels
There's that autism again.

>when will redditors just admit the plinkett reviews were satire and that the prequels were pure kino?
When are you going to admit that you don't actually believe they are kino and that you don't understand what satire means?

ooooooohhhhh myyyyyyyy goooooooodddd Flim skool class of 2002!!!!!!!!!
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>implying they're not

*tips mousehat*

at least the prequels are memorable and gave us tons of funny memes

TFA is so utterly generic that it could only be enjoyed by manchildren and actual children

you're just angry that you can't get away with talking shit about them anymore. Deal with it brah.

>it's good because it's funny in an ironic way
Jesus fuck you motherfucking children infuriate me. These are poorly made films. When your balls drop I hope you figure that out.

you posted all that without providing a single argument whatsoever. now guess what im doing too

>you can't get away with talking shit about them anymore.
I'll do what I want you underage faggot. They are objectively poor films. We get it, you are a contrarian.

I remember my first day on this board too.

Literally nobody who saw R1 said about forced diversity.

Also both Gareth Edwards and Rian Johnson like prequels so it's only TFAplebs who btfo.

>I go to Sup Forums for well constructed arguments
Wonder how many bane memes you've posted

i notice that you haven't challenged the fact that there is nothing memorable about TFA and tons memorable about the prequels

you're probably a 41yo neckbeard who works at walmart or something lmao neck yourself

>Literally nobody who saw R1 said about forced diversity.
It has reshoots for a reason.

Everything you said about TFA and R1 uis true though, both were awful movies

>there is nothing memorable about TFA
-I liked Kylo Ren
-I thought Daisy was charismatic and charming
-I liked how they were trying to re-mystify the Force again
-The main cast of Poe, Fin and Rey worked well on screen
-The action set pieces were interesting

I'm not some triggered sperg that doesn't understand that they never tried to hide that it was a remake of ANH you prequelbaby

You're falling for a meme, OP. No one actually likes the prequels.

Sure there's SOME good stuff in them but they're mostly garbage. Anyone who says they're "Kino" is doing so sarcastically. Poe's Law.

Although I'm sure some actual retards who genuinely like the prequels will have migrated from Facebook and think they're in good company. Which has happened since the beginning of the Internet.

What I'm more annoyed about is how TFA is a perfectly fine movie and Sup Forums liked it at first but then it became "cool" to hate it so now everyone acts as though it's bad when it's really not.

I was here long before gilgamesh. I loved the OT when I first saw them, still doesn't stop me from enjoying the prequels. I also noticed you didn't disagree, Pure OT autists just got used to being able to talk shit without anyone saying anything.

Those days are gone.

so you have opinions not an argument

>both were awful movies
Except they really weren't.

>-I liked Kylo Ren
>-I thought Daisy was charismatic and charming
>-I liked how they were trying to re-mystify the Force again
>-The main cast of Poe, Fin and Rey worked well on screen
>-The action set pieces were interesting

None of this is true you shill fuck

We are talking about movies, everything is based on opinions.

Some are just more autistic than others.

I like Sheev, I will

This. At least Lucas tried something new and imaginative. The Order 66 scene alone is memorable as fuck.

On the other hand I honestly can't remember anything from TFA, and I watched it just months ago.

Rogue One was the best Star Wars movie since ROTJ.

i don't even remember kylo ren
>I thought Daisy was charismatic and charming
ok at this point you're fucking trolling

neck yourself neckbeard
>No one actually likes the prequels.
i don't like the prequels but i think they're a genuine artistic effort made by an auteur

cynical cashgrabs on the other hand raise no feelings in me but contempt
they really were

You're lying, it was hated long before it ever came out, especially after the first teaser was literally monkey in the desert and that lasted non stop for months.

Quite a few people have been here a long time bud, stop trying to rewrite history.

Getting one or two waifuists to defend Rey doesn't make it good, it just means they moved on from making nigger bait threads about Finn and talking shit about the movie in general terms after spending years shitting on it.

>None of this is true
It's not true that I hold these opinions? I'm a shill now? Right, aspie.

RO is another fucking rehash piece of shit. muh plans to muh rebels

>You're trolling if you don't find Daisy Ridley charismatic as fuck in TFA
I know some autists have trouble reading emotions or understanding social cues, but holy fuck man.

>I DIDNT REMEMBER KYLO REN SO YOU CANT EITHER! REEEEE
>DONT LIKE THE THINGS Sup Forums HATES DURING THEIR SPERG OF THE MOMENT HATE TRAINS
Give is six months, and all you faggots will be back to hating the prequels.

do you not understand words you retard

you should have said
>You're trolling if you find Daisy Ridley charismatic as fuck in TFA
you're a literal 40yo neckbeard who needs to neck himself
neck yourself

>was literally about to correct the grammar error
>NECK YOURSELF NECK YOURSELF NECK YOURSELF
>because you have an opinion I dont
Jesus fuck you are quite a triggered little kiddo, aren't you?

After nearly 2 years, you think prequel defenders will simply disappear? With yearly starwars releases to give more things to hate?

The Sequels gave something to rally against, it is never going back to the way it was before and even Sequel apologists will now exist and shit on the OT.

You're in for a long ride, friend.

Kylo Ren was the best part but it was an incoherent mess of a character, his motivations being all over the place. Daisy is probably the worst actress I've seen on a big screen, the negro was better (not saying much), and let's not talk about her """""character"""". She seems a satire of Mary Sue characters but she isn't, she's just pure and unadultered shit.

I don't even know what you mean about the force, they wasted Poe H.A.R.D. and the action set pieces looked like a Marvel movie. So no, everything you said is wrong and you're a 100% certified shill, now please fuck off

>y-you a shill for liking a movie the literal planet liked
Yeah, I'm being paid by Disney to post at 6:38 am on a fucking autistic malaysian hentai board

I wonder if you listen to how absurd the shillposting is.

Being inconsistent is Kylo Ren's character

>So no, everything you said is wrong and you're a 100% certified shill, now please fuck off

>and the action set pieces looked like a Marvel movie.
I like how you think this is a complaint, those movies make fucking bank retard.

Nice memes and cop outs shills, but the points stand. TFA is shit, sorry

So do Transformers and F&F movies, still fucking shit

>Nice memes and cop outs shills, but the points stand. TFA is shit, sorry
How paranoid is your universe where everyone who challenges your autism is a shill? Must be a strange life to live.
>So do Transformers and F&F movies, still fucking shit
Transformer films never made a billion dollars and have near universal critical and audience praise.

>inb4 we can't listen to either critics or the user reviews. Everyone except this one lonely faggot is correct.

Right

you are a literal retard

all disneyfags are literal retards

>Everyone except this one lonely faggot is incorrect.
I meant

I'm not even a disneyfag, I just don't think TFA was horrible by any means. It was a solid okay film.

I know this triggers you new redditors here for some reason...
>you still have to be 18 to post here

based actual retard

how's your job at walmart treating you

>these juvenile underage insults
How's your first day here been, turbofaggot? I think you mistook this site for rebbit, there are no updoots here for le ebin comebacks.

You literally addressed 0 points I made, shill.

Next luck with the next flick, third time is a charm right?

>he still hasn't denied that he's a 40yo neckbeard that works at walmart
i'm 24, the perfect age for this site

>user thinks he is making points
All you are doing is screaming about shills and being a sperglord

Do you need me to verbally deny that I am a 40 year old? Fine.

I'm not 40. There you go, kiddo. You okay now? You all settled?

>I'm 24
>with the maturity of a 14 year old apparently
Pretty said, desu. Adults usually aren't triggered when their memekino trilogies are called shit.

Since you know, they are absolute shit.

>those points don't count, Rey isn't a mary sue!!

Stop embarrasing yourself shill, you're making me hate nuSW even more

I stop listening when the shillposting starts, bud.

Good idea son, being a shill and all

No one liked TFA ever.

>I liked Kylo Ren
Stopped reading there.

Do you get paid by the word every time you use "shill"? If so, who's paying you? If not, what a fucking waste of life you are.

Fucking Christ, it's so sad to waste your time calling everyone you disagree with a shill.

>-I liked Kylo Ren
>-I thought Daisy was charismatic and charming
>-I liked how they were trying to re-mystify the Force again
>-The main cast of Poe, Fin and Rey worked well on screen
>-The action set pieces were interesting

>At least Lucas tried something new and imaginative.
he still made piece of shit movies, not gonna praise him for the effort itself you fucking idiot because hes not 2 years old

ok you're a 30yo who types like a 40yo

if you're in your twenties then you have fucking problems
the prequels are art made by an auteur

>No one liked TFA ever.
Why lie?

*No one worth listening to.

>the prequels are art made by an auteur
>But I don't have problems
>you do
Fuck yourself

Oh I'm sorry, I know your fists start to literally shake if people say anything positive about things you didn't like.

Why can't we all just be a hivemind of autists and jack off to Ring Theory and cunny? Amirite?

Nah I'm seeing if I can get you fired, no hard feelings bro just think we need better shills on Sup Forums

you are a 30yo who types like a 40yo neckbeard

neckbeard yourself

>one of the highest grossing films of 2015
>nobody liked it
>nobody worth listening to
It's time to retire this meme, already

Tourists.

I fucked your mom last night lmao, shh kid

>they're a genuine artistic effort made by an auteur
shitting in a jar is also an artistic effort, that means nothing, stop this meme

The prequels are only good for Sheev and memes.

Please elaborate, how does one "type like a 30 year old"? This ought to be good.

>listening to plebs who throw their money at shit
>in 2017

based

>DONT LISTEN TO LITERALLY ANYONE'S OPINIONS EVER! EVERYTHING IS BAD, ESPECIALLY IF THE ENTIRE POPULATION LIKES IT.
>THAT MAKES IT DOUBLY BAD!! REEEEE
>TAKE NO CRITICISM INTO ACCOUNT WHATSOEVER, FOR ANY REASON, IN ANY FASHION.
>Oh btw, the kinos are pure kino of an auteur you fucking shills

then you know how utterly pathetic it is that TFA didn't even live up to the standard of shit in a jar
there's some action sequences as well and some unique designs
that's not even what i said lmao

get better reading comprehension then neckbeard yourself

>highest grossing means everyone, not just the pleb majority
>anything

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

adding periods at the end of sentences while texting, for one.

God you are so fucking salty. nu-Sup Forums (otherwise, Rebbit 2.0) gets so assmad when you hate the prequels. You faggots get so triggered it's adorable.

KEK, adding periods after the sentence makes you a 40 year old? Are you fucking retarded?

>then you know how utterly pathetic it is that TFA didn't even live up to the standard of shit in a jar
disney made a well made entertaining product. nobody that is not autistic expected it to be anything else. Lucas on the other hand made a pice of shit that can only be enjoyed ironically. how the fuck do you think preqels are good just because he tried something new and forget that he failed miserbly is beyond me.
do you also enjoy modern art performances just because theyre something new?

>faggots on cue getting mad that TFA was a good movie: the post

clockwork.

Dumb frogposter.

>dumb frogposter
Where do you think you are, Hillary?

holy shit nigger

I voted for Trump m9.

>disney made a well made entertaining product
we're on Television & Film not Television & Entertaining Product

they're not films
> how the fuck do you think preqels are good just because he tried something new and forget that he failed miserbly is beyond me.
because it's memorable and unique, that's what art is

do you watch anything other than capeshit, children's movies and middlebrow trash?

...

>i'm a literal racist

>I out myself as a retarded Trump voter
Even worse. Why would you tell me the various other ways you are autistic?

>Disney makes a ANH poor remake with worse characters
>shills trying to spin this as a good thing

You can't make this shit up

>We are still pretending that Revenge of the Sith is good-tier
>Rogue One is worse than The Phantom Menace
>Rogue One is only as good as Clone Wars the animated movie
You are genuinely a retard

>disney made a well made entertaining product
>Lucas on the other hand made a pice of shit that can only be enjoyed ironically

Such shit taste. Holy fucking Christ.