Bands with awful names

Whether it's the charm of the band or not, name some bands that could do with a better name.

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

Piglet.

Portugal. The Man

Planes Mistaken for Stars
Crash of Rhinos
Black Tape for a Blue Girl

Wow I cringed reading all of these

The Beatles

What a stupid fucking pun. I'm not even joking.

Wrong

Rich Brian.
I came up with a really good name for him though, it's rich chigga

Car Seat Headrest.

was just about to comment this xD

Very wrong. Quality name, suits them

Butthole Surfers

Carly Rae Jepsen

Thinking Fellers Union Local 282

they named it the beatles on account of john beating the shit out of his wife

Lady GaGa
Taylor Swift
Sam Smith

actually you are right.

sounds like a band for awkward teenagers that don't fit in anywhere, both in name and in sound.

T. Dadrocker supremeo, beergut barely contained within faded gnr shirt

Hoobastank
Toad The Wet Sprocket
Have You Ever Seen The Jane Fonda Aerobic VHS?
We Butter The Bread With Butter
Staind
Puddle Of Mudd
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Metalium
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i actually really like godspeeds name

Yeah, it's fucking awful. After reading their name for so long, I thought it was a correct spelling of the word. I didn't even know it was a pun until I found out the actual spelling of Beetle.

Did you say Taylor Swift?

Anal Hard

It's mostly just the exclamation point in the middle that irks me.
Guess it reminds of Panic! At The Disco or something...

for some reason i can listen to all sorts of metal with edgy ridiculous names and think nothing of it but emo band names always make me feel embarassed to be listening to it

Satanicpornocultshop

you first

There's absolutely nothing wrong with Butthole Surfers

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Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

gy!be's name is taken from a Japanese biker gang called Black Emperor, they have a movie about them for some reason
here's a pic

!!! is the undisputed worst

The shitty blackgaze band whose name is liarally just a square. Nothing beats that

Nirvana.

Your inner machinations ruminate like grovel in a sieve.

I feel like Rich Brian should take the "Rich" out, leaving it with just Brian.