Invite cutie to see a kino

>invite cutie to see a kino
>go to pick her up
>greeted by this
wat do?

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Slap her on the ass and make fun of his faggy carry handle.

What is this, Vietnam?

whip out my bbc and tell them I'm the man of the house now

>looks like you're in dire need of a son, sir
>watch as he sheds a single tear as he gives me his daughters for my harem

*swiftly disarms father*
*removes clip, bullet in chamber and firing pin*
*throws gun back at the dad*
"heh.... nice try, old man"

Congratulate him on his choice of firearm, but remind him that a rail on top of a carry handle is retarded and that if he wants an A2, he should just build an A2

lol im stealing this

hi sir

I'm here to fuck your daughter, I'll let you choose which one. make it quick though, I've got my eye on the young one if you don't make a decision

Act like I'm impressed with his rifle like

>Dude where'd you get that gun? Is that an M1 kalashnikov?

(i dont know guns)

Reminder that men who only have daughters actually lack a sufficient enough amount of testosterone in their semen to produce a male.

What a shitty looking AR.

Also this

laugh at the garbage tacticool shit furniture on his ar-15 and mock him to his face for having such a pathetic raifu

>owning an assault gun

Dropkick the dad and claim his women as my own. He's clearly a weak pussy if he needs a gun to feel safe.

>clip

>KUNTZMAN

>being a jew plus having to have that for a last name

why do jews have to do this

Nice trigger control mate. Very responsible gun owner. You like films senpai?

>49 people gone in 60 seconds
>untrained jew who cries PTSD from gunfire sounds

Yeah, no. It's unlikely you'd kill a single person even if you aimed the entire clip at him.

Why are liberals just so fucking weak willed and pathetic? Imagine if the rest of the world thought you were all pussies being led by a cowardly pussy?

Lovely firearm sir, it's great to see such a powerful machine in capable hands. You want to watch the movie with us? It's a documentary about the NRA.

>getting PTSD from firing a gun

lol i know this is a jew but this is the average numale too

the future looks bright

what is this the middle ages

the entire family came down to the front of their property to meet the guest?

I think that's an AKB48.

Reminder that this faggot believes he's the "proper" version of what men should be, and is willing to destroy your country trying to make it happen.

Fuck Trump, but SOMEBODY needs to make your country great again. Because these pathetic numale faggots aren't.

daaaamn

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

If we get a future where no one can shoot guns than yes, it would be a bright future. In fact the only two futures that would be good would be one where zero people could commit murder or one where everyone just murdered each other and people died off completely.

Fuck his wife, obviously.

>banning guns prevents murders
It must be true! A liberal told me!

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For those that don't wanna bother to read the article, I saved this from some user aat Sup Forums

>the entire clip

>aimed the entire clip

>american writer
>not knowing the difference

Isn't owning a gun part of your fucking Constitution or something?

Which one am I taking?

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>5.56
>lot of recoil
Just no.

God damn, they need to be BLACKED so hard. Literally built for BBC.

Tell old Jimmy Kimmel to fuck off

The definition of a word is how people use it, Clip is the correct word, for that reason.

put his gun into my car so we can go on our date

I'm an actual jew and kuntzmen like this are starting to turn me into Sup Forums

1v1 him

>dude I know the difference between a clip and a magazine because I'm such a total gun nerd and I make sure everybody knows it lmao

The one in front.

No, it's not the correct word just because a fuck ton of people use in incorrectly. It's just like how people say "I could care less". Doesn't fucking make sense, it's not the right way to say it even though lots of people say it and everyone understands what you mean.

>>/k/

It's clearly a glock

>I'm making fun of someone because I was wrong and they knew something I didn't

Confidently walk up and shake her father's hand, and promise she'll be back before 10

Burn in a fire

Most americans are very ignorant, so many do not know the difference.

>whinging about people using acceptable slang terms
>fuck ton

you airsoft too?
that's a cute gun you got there, not as cute as your daughters.
i'll bring chloe back by 1. 2, the latest.
we should get a game of airsoft with the whole family.

I haven't noticed it before, but man looks like an older Kimmel

bang all five of his girls when he isn't looking

Fuck the dad to establish dominance and make all the daughters jealous.

49 people in 60 sec#?!)**%&
I needed 2 hours for 12 Frenchies,and them fuckers were sitting in Caffe.
This guy knows nothing about how squirmy are live targets.

It's a little weird answering the door with your whole family while wielding a gun.
It's a bit weird answering your door with your gun in general unless you are some kind of drug dealer.

Is that the girl from new Ouija movie?

The one on the left.

>nothing personell kid

>ywn go to a house like this to pick up a qt

I commend pops on breeding multiple QT's.

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Tell him to buy a real gun like a Fn Fal or a Hk G3

Is that a Famas?

I did once. The dad let me shoot apples with his gun. He was pretty cool.

Be overwhelmed with releif that she was raised well.

>Fn Fal
>A fucking battle rifle for home defense
How many prestiges did you achieved in CoD?

>long rifle for house defense
>try to act menacing to scare boys away from his daughters

You can just flirt a bit with one of his sexually repressed daughters, get her to open a window for you at night to exchange some saliva, get into the house, go straight to pop's room and bury a knife in his lungs, preventing him for screaming, and then kill him. Not so though anymore.

>clip

>weak genes created nothing but daughters

AHAHAHAH, he'll go to sleep knowing his daughter called me "Daddy".

call him daddy and bend over

I use 308 for HD, come at me bro.
223 has no stopping power at all.

roll for your date

let's go hunting daddy

5/6 is the only good one, not even the loli looks good

the only decent ones are 1,2 and 5,6. the two on the right are old roasties, and the one on the bottom(3,4) is like 10 and fat.

dubs get

>10
>not just 0

rolando

nice

I want to fuck the mother

>too insane to be afraid of guns

rollin

DUDE TRIGGER DISCIPLINE LMAO

Fuck off back to your board, cuc/k/s.