ABSOLUTE HAPPENINGS

DEFCON 3 ISSUED.
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defconwarningsystem.com/

Unusual UnitedStates strategic activity now being observed. We have no context for any of this. We do not know what is going on.

This is the DEFCON Warning System. Alert status for 9:43 P.M., Sunday, June 19th, 2016. Condition code is Yellow. DEFCON 3.

There are currently no imminent nuclear threats against the United States at this time, however the situation is considered fluid and can change rapidly.

Multiple sources have confirmed unusual strategic activity in the United States and Russia. At this time, we are unable to ascertain what exactly has caused such a reaction.

Information coming to the DEFCON Warning System indicates high level maneuvers to defuse whatever situation is occurring. We have very little information beyond this.

At this time, U.S. and Russian forces are in the air, likely moving to control points. We have no reports of any engagements. Domestic assets are moving into defensive positions.

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=0bThaR3A3Xc

Other urls found in this thread:

wikihow.com/Understand-the-Defcon-Scale
defconwarningsystem.com/
cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/south-korea-isis-threats/index.html
LiveATC.net
websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
vocaroo.com/i/s0KLxa8Milv8
21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

You fucking cave dwellers - I fucking love you bastards.

ACTIVE SKYKING

That's a civilian run website dingbat

The real def-con is classified

SKYKING

What are the odds that something actually comes of this?

MEME MAGIC

From Previous thread:

>wikihow.com/Understand-the-Defcon-Scale

FUUUUCK

Here are some examples when DEFCON 3 was issued:

> Post-9/11 Attacks (2001),
> Yom Kippur War (1973),
> Operation Paul Bunyan (1976),
> Post-Four Power Talks (1960)

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?

Skyking transmiting

IRONGATE ALPHA 5

0% we are all just having fun

...

Cat purring

Don't drag us into this please.

IF IT GOES TO DEFCON 2 WE ARE ALL FUCKED.....THE ONLY OTHER EXAMPLE IN HISTORY IS:

> Cuban Missile Crisis (1962)

FUCK MATE THIS COULD BE IT....

Its been nice knowing you Sup Forums

You're in, no way out.

Kitty so cute

SKYKING, SKYKING

DO NOT ANSWER

This source is not affiliated with any branch or the military or government. They even say so on there site. This is just what some private persons/company believes.

This is why it went to Defcon. Broke 5 mins ago

[related pic]

Alright, everyone back in their cuck sheds, the signal is being fucked with, probably being scrambled, no way we can hear it.

There have only been three DEFCON 3's and two DEFCON 2's in history.
Get comfy.

You're island will be first shitter.

MEMES HAVE GONE TOO FAR

>all that salt on the DEFCON discord
top kek

if i remember defcon 2 allow for bombardements and ground troops deployement right ?

bump, nice theme music

NUKES DROPPING SOON ! ! ! KEK WILLS IT ! ! !

Wait what?

Do you have the sauce for that? How the fuck is ISIS getting to our air-bases?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE

Is that a blackbird?

...

what are you on about?

Two e is higher alert, no nukes yet
>far enough*

Nothing will happen. I wouldn't mind some nuclear warmth right now however.

OH SHIT

Is this a shitposting thread or is something happening?

We WW3 NAU

There have been four DEFCON 3s.

Fuck you Ivan we are LEGIT at DEFCON 3.

See:
> defconwarningsystem.com/

THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU VODKA FAGGOT

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they brought friends

cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/south-korea-isis-threats/index.html

I've heard the skyking twice in the last hour.

Who /comfy/ here?

My bad.

KEK I BEG OF YOU NUKE BERKELEY PLEASE KEK PLEASE

They're not my friends

Used to be a different signal, it was really fucking annoying to listen to, someone was scrambling it not too long ago, guess it's back to being normal?

i am so fucking sorry for summoning kek with those repeating digits lads. i pray for your safety

Very /comfy/

where do you listen to skykings

Depends.
What happens if nukes kill Obama and our Jew "leaders"?
Are we just going to get raided and slaughtered? Will it be a fight on our soil, a war ground?

>cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/south-korea-isis-threats/index.html
FUCK

Petting kitty, putting on strangelove

>randomwebsite.com
>cant even into .gov

didn't know NORAD was posting USNATSEC secrets on open channel, cool bro

why do you keep spamming this shit thread?

praise be to Kek

It was defcon 3 a few times before chill famalam.

your mums ass

B52 activity overheard via LiveATC.net ATC feed. Nothing further other than they are active from ANDERSEN AFB, Guam

Next one you hear, record it and put it on vocaroo.

I had no coffee yet and this is such a lovely morning...

Fuck you niggers I fucking hate society just nuke us already please

...

websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
8992usb

Just listen yourself senpai.

How did WORST Korea get this info anyhow?
They're not even active in the Middle East. Did a BEST Korean spill the beans on his Mudslime henchmen?

Also of note

FUCK YOU KANGAROO NIGGER

TURN ON CNN RIGHT NAOOOOOOO

ITS HAPPENING

>The U.S. military has been warned of the threat, the NIS said, and is expected to release a statement soon.

IT'S ALL THIS ANONS FUCKING FAULT

Fuck this I'm going to sleep, if the nukes drop I guess I'll wake up.

Last time I was in Lackland AFB it was packed full of arabs.

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>tfw I live right next to the kennedy space center
>tfw they launch rockets and test missiles here
>tfw I'm living right next to a high priority nuclear target

For you maybe. Enjoy getting nuked, cunt.

Holy shit Sup Forums I just recorded this.

Does anyone know what to make of it?

vocaroo.com/i/s0KLxa8Milv8

Gift*

G-Guys... what does it mean when they say Skyking do not answer 4 fucking times?

Is it hahhebing?

>a nuke sooner dropped than I got a gf/scored

HOLY SHIT

This could have been a false-flag operation by the Muslim in Chief Obama.

In other words....worse Korea just spilled the beans and is making this shit public because they know the US will do shit about it. HEHHEHEHE

Damn, never thought I would say thanks to the Koreans for something like this.

>tfw your suffering might end soon

see

i know that feel
i live only 6km away from NATO central european command aka MAIN HQ
im literraly gonna die before you burgers does

I usually do, I like this, I rarely tune into whatever in the hell boat decides to ping 8992, I mostly use it for radio chatter across the pond over in nippon land.

well they didn't, but if they ever did that would mean it's time to get comfy.

DUCK TALES

fuck you i live in berkeley

Hopefully they Nuke fucking Syria.

PLAN R


Wish I had pc for my reaction images

It's a U2

Nigga no this has to do with ISIS targeting US AirForce bases.

Worse Korea is spilling the beans on their operation.

Fuck me too. Oh fuck fuck fuck

I live 2hrs away from San Diego, if a nukes goes there I will die in the radioactive cloud. Thankfully my house is stocked with painkillers, im gonna swallow them all to die in peace

i'm too lazy for vicaroo, but if you hang around the discord, they'll post immediately when a skyking comes on. so you can only listen when you know there's a habbening, instead of just static, I guess.

21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

Kitty monitoring thread with me

I pass Fort Knox on the way to work everyday. Good thing the Jews already took all the gold from it so it won't be a high profile target.

Finally. I want only this.

post that puss