/nfl/ general - WATCH NOW edition

WAS: Josh Doctson held out of third preseason game
WAS: Rob Kelley bullies Bengals for 57 yards, TD
WAS: Reed catches two passes in preseason debut
WAS: Pryor caps off quiet preseason with one catch
CIN: Jeremy Hill starts, departs with ankle injury
TEN: Murray goes for 16 yards in preseason debut
NYJ: Jets claim DE Kony Ealy off waivers from Pats
DAL: Cowboys MLB Hitchens (leg) to miss 8 weeks
CLE: Hue Jax confirms Kizer is Browns starting QB
TB: Koetter: RB McNichols running out of chances
CHI: Report: Cameron Meredith suffered torn ACL
MIA: Dolphins listening to trade offers for Landry

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youtu.be/udOvrbY-TxA?t=25s
twitter.com/CraigGates/status/899050634565046272
twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/902021700451217408
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This smug son of a bitch is winning the AFCW and there is nothing the Raiderspics, Queefs, or >Chorgers can do about it.

First for Broncos go 7-9

Well now

We all know the boys are coming out of the north hawks coming out of the west and packers coming out of the north


Who's winning the NFC south?

Who wins the tank-off?
>Jests
>Bills
>Jags
>Clots

Josh Doctson is the biggest bust in recent memory.

coming from the worst coast, wouldn't be the first time a 7-9 shit show one those crap divisions

>bufcit facing 5 game suspension

>chimpinait bungles

He really reminds me of bershad perriman

Brady and Edelman 2.0

>reminder that this actually happened

Jets by losing 13 games and memeing a win vs NE which somehow costs them the #1 pick

How did nobody in cincy murder him or pacman?

They literally cost the bungles the game.

Broncos have no offense and their vaunted "defense" is a good secondary and Von "worthless against double team" Miller. Any team with a decent run game is going to jam it down their throats.

Nice b8. Enjoy your you

Because Cincinnati cares more about how many dirty hits their players get against the Steelers and Ravens than winning games.

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Rams 10-6. Cap it goons

Rams 5-11

Still better than 4-12 Fisher lel

Sometimes i park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces

Great end to Niners-Vikes!

On one hand, I stayed up way too late for a preseason game that didn't involve my team

On the other hand, that was a really great game

>getting excited over preseason

>tfw still have time for Madden

>shitposting on /nfl/ at 11:17pm

We're all faggots, okay?

Fuck of, it was a good game even for PS

A bad player on the Redskins?! SAY IT AIN'T SO

Go Raiders!

>packers coming out of the north

what happened?

>the blown-out asshole of San Francisco

so who'll get the afc wild card spots this year

Vikes comeback, after some epic plays and a few dragons

Oh dear, a retarded dog...

Member when the Vikings were 5-0

Steelers and bengals

Best part was an 87 yard Niners TD run that was immediately followed by a Vikings kick return TD

Ooh ooh I member!

The only good team in the NFCW is the Seahawks. They look bretty damn good too. How many players do the Rasms injure this year?

>mfw i ditched the niners which i barely followed growing up in california for the lions because my wife is from michigan and i actually care about football now

>browns or ravens winning the North
If you're gonna shitpost at least put a little effort in you fucking faggot.

>implying the ratbirds win it

>jumping from a nice successful history to a storied franchise of pain and failure
u wot

>the vi"kings"

He's obviously referring to the Browns who are poised to sweep the division

Probably another O-Lineman or two + Chris Carson, knowing >our luck with them.

We're closer to an owl than we've ever been before. I think it's all but guaranteed we'll at least make it in the next couple years

>Matthew Stafford was born on February 7th in Tampa, Florida. Super Bowl 55 takes place on February 7th in Tampa, Florida.

Reported for violation of global rule 3

>BURFICT
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCKING MONKEY FAG

nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000835920/article/bengals-vontaze-burfict-facing-5game-suspension
>burfict AGAIN

What happen?

>dolphins looking to trade landry

MISTAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KANGZ

will he still have a BURFICT SEEZIN :DDDD

The NFL's head kike puppet master comes to you with a deal. Tom Brady suffers a career ending injury and Bellicheat retires, making it more likely for you team to have success in the near, BUT >your team's biggest rival wins the Owl this season. Do you take it?

5 game suspension

He's gonna get suspended for chimping out

>Chris Carson
I'm surprised by how upset I am by this thought.

suspended 5 games

>Zeke gets a 6 game suspension when he was proven to do nothing wrong
>Burfict gets 5 games for a cheap hit

got suspended for this
youtu.be/udOvrbY-TxA?t=25s

>letting Rodgers get another ring

Nigga fuck that noise

And? Worst cases scenario I can't discuss football on a Taiwanese anime board for a little while. I think I'll make it through it just fine.

It would be very Rasm of them. Hopefully this bad juju left with Jeff Fisher though.

Who wins the AFC South this year, boys?

Carson is basically our only chance at this point since Rawls and Prosise are made of glass and Lacy is inconsistent. If he goes down then our run game is fucked

Does it really matter? None of them will make it past the wildcard round.

Unless they play a 3rd string QB again

When does it happen in the video?

Why are the Bengals always such dirty players?

26s in

Marvin Lewis is a chimp so his players are too.

>fjm posting

havent seen that in a minute

>global rule 7
>being this new
>lolomgicantbeliveoldgayoutretardedhimselfagain.jpg

>violation of global rule 6. How do you plead?

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>all these bungle fans crying and defending burfict on twitter
Is there something in the water in Cincinnati that turns the people there into apes?

is cam newton really gay?

>judging a team purely by the failings of last year and not at all considering the changes in offseason
Yawn

>10/19
>109

>yfw this preseason

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>he watches other teams peseason games
>he lurks other teams twitters and pages
>he posts about other players not on his team

How much of a cuck can one be?

no hes just autistic

The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 12 secondary
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

You guys better be prepared. Dak and the passing game is going to be better than last year, the defense is going to be better. The Defensive front 7 is going to be better, they were already a low key Top 10 defense in 2016 and now with Jaylon Smith and a secondary that can actually make plays on the ball they are projecting up.
Dak played practically all season last year with a #1 WR that was injured for most of the season. Now that Dez is fully healthy, and he and Dak have even MORE chemistry this Cowboys offense could be THE BEST in the league in 2017. Look for Dak to be another MVP finalist as he leads the Cowboys to a possible Superbowl.
The Cowboys Dynasty is coming back, don't cry when I say "I told you so" All you naysayers still living in 2011 have no idea the ammount of gloating and shitposting I am about to do this season. I will be savoring all of your strawmans and logical fallacies as you scramble to make excuses on why you have been so wrong about the Cowboys. It will be delicious.
Cowboys may not win a Superbowl this upcoming season, and that's fine, they are afterall one of the youngest teams in the NFL and making an NFCCG appearance would leave me satisfied. But if they do win the Superbowl holy shit am I going to enjoy reading the excuses in this general.

I cant believe that. I think Landry is legit and would love to see him on the lions or falcons or somewhere with a good QB to sling it to him.

Writing is on the wall, they can't pay 3 wr's with the defense in its current state. I'd hoped they'd at least have him for this season

twitter.com/CraigGates/status/899050634565046272
better look at the Burfict hit

>>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns

>cowgirls go 12-4 and get the first seed with a first round bye
>still manage to lose in the divisional round

>Reuben Foster will be DROY
Feels good man

and then retire

>Violation of global rule 6
>Informing the general of the retarded display that old gay has bestowed upon us
>Informing old gay that he is in violation of global rule 7
>Overall an informative post.
>Implying that giving tripfags shit isn't top quality posting

Wow you really screwed the pooch my man. Not guilty

Its literally basically the same stats he put up his rookie year. tbqh he is gettin 4k+ yards this season

and I dont get it. I rather pay for the younger wr who can actually change the game in more then one way unlike stills who is just a deep threat

>Its literally basically the same stats he put up his rookie year
yeah thats my point. although i do think he can put up 4k

twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/902021700451217408

>crimcinatti

Why is that an illegal hit?