Why do Russians love cats so much

Why do Russians love cats so much

more women than men = more lonely single women

Many cats = many fur = many warmth = less vodka needed to buy from the store

>vietnam
>china

probably because cats are easy to keep in commieblocks

I hate pets. Why would I want to waste time and money on a thing that can't even produce interesting conversation? At least children mentally develop eventually.

This. Also cheaper than a dog.

Cats require less space.

Because cats are awesome.

Because dogs are shit tier animals and pets

Mashallah, Magomed, my brother.

>noisy dirty demanding oversized piece of stinking crap (basically an equivalent of having a 2 year old baby in the house) that shits exclusively outside
or
>small clean quiet cat

Cats are more pragmatic desu and all Russians I have met have been pragmatists

But cats don't keep the "brother down". A dog will scare away a nigger trying to steal your stuff

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wh*Te people smell like wet dogs
massalah

russian are gay lol cat fuckers

Robberies and steals aren't as common as in south america.
I live on the 4th floor behind two metal doors. Good luck to those who's gonna try steal something.

last week I shot a cat with my air rifle.

>little bastard crosses over the fence from the street into my kingdom.
>he sees me staring at him from my balcony with a furious look
>arrogant little fucker sits down and stars back
>reach for my Diana M-35 vintage air rifle
>aim and shoot right between the eyes with my custom made 4.5 steel BB tipped pellets.

AHAHAHAHAHAH the fucker ran off hissing as if all hell broke loose.

pretty sure he's dead right now

Not everyone is forced to live inside a tiny box.

Russia isn't Brazil

The only difference is the cold and the fact that their thugs are white.

>Why do Russians love cats so much

Because Sunni Muslims love cats and Russia is 20% Muslim.

>aim and shoot right between the eyes with my custom made 4.5 steel BB tipped pellets.

t. favelado

I prefer living in a tiny box.
Living on the ground floor makes me feel uneasy. Besides, living in a house is 10 time more of a hassle than living in an apartment.

That guy is right though. All the south americans I've ever spoke to say that Russia is much much more safe than their countries.

Lel, a favela house is just another tiny box.

Fucking hate cats, they really are the most worthless animals in the entire world.

My cat does a good job of mousing my barn

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Why don't Brits like cats more?