It's called Ireland

>it's called Ireland
>they don't hire a tired liar to fire the dire mire with wires to sire buyers for the choir in the Shire

>it's called Russia
>everyone takes their time

>it's called Mongolia
>they have no Jamaicans going anywhere

>It's called North Korea
>It's south of China

>it's called Sweden
>the country is turning sour.

>It's called Germany
>people are surprisingly hygenic

>It's called the United States
>all the states hate each other

>It's called Brazil
>It isn't known for making bras

It's called Canada
They Can'tada

>It's called Canada
>They can't do shit

>It's called France
>everyone hates eachother

>It's called Benin
>I've never been there.

No we don't. Let me guess, you're some fuck from Cali? Fuck you and fuck Hollywood.

>it's called Iraq
>it is indeed a wreck

>greenland
>nothing but ice
>iceland
>volcanos

*Rowrr!*

>it's called united states
>get shot

>It's called poland
>no faggots allowed

>Called Isreal
>Actually is not real

>It's called the Holy Roman Empire
>Neither Holy
>nor Roman
>nor an Empire

>It's called the United States of America
>It's not a Union
>Nor stately
>Nor of all of America.

>niger
>Also shaped like a chicken Wing
>There isn't a pun or punchline

>Called Britain
>Indeed full of tanned brits

>It's called Christmas Island
>nobody can afford presents there

>It's called Palestine
>I's not friendly

>It's called Nepal
>Your nipples freeze.

>It's called Winland
>We win all the time

>it's called the European Union
>soon it won't be united and in a few decades it won't even be European

it actually is a union... made of individual states... originally intended to spread over the entirety north and south america

>It's called Greenland
>It's white and so aren't the people

Wow didn't even read yours

>It Is called US.
>it is them.