Simple, polite to a fault people

>simple, polite to a fault people
>previously backbone of industry in this country allowing it to get to where it is now post World War 2
>upholding the moral fiber of this country and trying to resist coastal degeneracy at all costs
>agriculture
>largest source of freshwater in the world
>disregarded as flyovers at every turn
Any other midwesterners ready to secede and form a great lakes/midwestern empire? Fuck these ungrateful, hoity toity folks everywhere else.

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>Detroit, Chicago and MIssouri gone
YES YES THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA GO RIGHT AHEAD!!!

California here. Fuck off, if anyone is seceding, it's going to be us. Fuck the feds for sucking our wealth and redistributing it to filthy redneck and nigger filled states.

Indiana here.
Remove Ohio, nuke Chicago before admitting Illinois. Michigan sucks, but I think they can be reformed.

>superiority complex
Ask how I could have guessed you were a Californian without you saying so.

Uhhh the midwest is alright I guess.

I'm from Northern Wisconsin in a town with 300 people. That was kinda cool (slightly depressing). I live in Chicago now, and the people have become total ass holes in the last couple years. It's also flooded with third world immigrants who are gross and annoying.

I like midwest /out/. South western Wisconsin is a hidden gem, and northern WI/UP Michigan is sick.

Detroit, St Louis, Chimpcongo, Minnesomalia, Chimpinnati all gone. Yes please.

I'm down

>Any other midwesterners ready to secede and forms a great lakes/midwestern empire?
Yes, but only if Montana and Wyoming are allowed to join, too.

I'd more there if it seceded desu senpai

My parents moved to Southwestern Wisconsin, it's pretty nice.
>assholes in Chiraq
Color me surprised. Flatlanders can barely drive, let alone aim a gun at their enemies without clapping up a schoolyard or park.

Ohio being unable to visit the rest of the states would reduce car accident deaths by so much.

Empathy and compassion is the white man's greatest weakness.

Midwesterners are golly gee beta cucks. Whites need to radicalize more. Not be polite.

We have enough guns in Wyoming to arm the rest of the country. You'll want us on team freedom.

Wyoming and Montana are two of the most based states I've ever been to. They earned their membership in the Midwestern Coalition.
You're very welcome, we'll need a national Secretary of Bantz.

Please, please, please do! Take that faggot Jew Rahm Emmanuel with you! GTFO, you cocksuckers!

>nuke the only thing of worth in illinois

We'll reform Chiraq and you'll be sorry you lost it afterward.

I've been wondering how we could get the Canacucks to move in and annex you for years. If you secede there's no need to worry about that. We can both just build a wall around you. Please secede! Please secede now!!!

>valuable nigger hunting grounds

>Drive five miles under the speed limit
>Can't stop gobbling the fat, stubby chode of the law.
Yeah nah, fuck y'all.

Good. Get the fuck out.

>Chicago
>a thing of worth
The list in the OP includes agriculture and moral fiber. The only thing Chicago has is corrupt politicians and cubicle drones.

I am doing a backcountry road trip to Wyoming this summer. I want to drive the back roads and hike desolate mountain/desert areas. Any suggestions?

Yes southwestern WI is so cool. Hardly anybody in Wisconsin knows about it. The hills are very gorgeous in some areas.

Michigander here, remove our Mudshits and Niggers and you can all partake in our lakes.

Except Wisconsin and Ohio, fuck you both.

Good, fuck off. Enjoy defending your new country with no US military and no guns faggot.

Michigan here. Fuck you Indiana, we only use you for cheaper beer. You have literally nothing else of value that we don't have

Michigander, I agree can we invite Wyoming and Montana too?

North Dakota: frozen shithole

Move there if you like -60 for most of the winter and 100+ with swarms of mosquitoes during the summer

>Not understanding that level of chill where you just drive slow and relax while never looking at the speedometer

>fuck Wisconsin
Fuck you flatlander, I was about to have sympathy with you over Chicago but now you made the list. I'm trying to save our region from these awful, degenerate bastards on the coasts and you want to get rid of some of the nicest people in the country.

>Not enjoying the rush of speeding down the rode at 30 miles over the speed limit with the windows down and the radio blaring.

>Can't stop gobbling the fat, stubby chode of the law.
We're all too drunk to drive that fast go fuck yourself

Why do you hate fun

Michigan is the blacked verison of Wisconsin. Michigan is uglier, poorer, classless, and has Detroit.

The UP belongs to Wisconsin.

MN expat here. Pull a Russia on invaders; draw them into NoDak and let Grandfather Winter do the killing for us.

RIGHTFUL WISCONSIN CLAY

We also border lake Michigan, we don't need your permission.

What exactly do you have that's valuable? All you have is trees and Detroit.

I agree with you for the most part but the Midwest on its own would be weak. The so called flyover states need to unite against the coastal leeches. the Mississippi and the farm land around it is the source of Americas power take her away from costies and they'd fold like the dirty rags they are.

We're not invading. You just have to leave.

some food for thought

By "reform" do you mean "set on fire"
Because they tried that once in Chicago
It didn't work

I see you can't take the cold.
You must not be white.

Michiniggers can bow down to glorious Wisconsin.

America has spoken, the UP belongs to us. It is connected to northern Wisconsin, and tourists don't even go to the rest of Michigan when they go to the UP.

Glorious Wisconsin also has the good side of Lake Michigan. We have more islands.

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True. You sure do have us bear in homicide and radioactive drinking water.

>From MN
>have to leave
I'm talking about our defense strategies dumbass
Draw those Utah and 'rado fucks into South Dakota and then up north and let them freeze/be raided by angry drunk Sioux

So what? We'd been meaning to have a talk with those states anyway. GTFO.

>tfw live in wisconsin
>tfw shoveling 4 feet of snow in 5 degrees while wearing a t-shirt and jeans
>tfw five bars on every street
>tfw 10 guns in every home

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Family is moving to Minnesota soon. I'll have to visit them every now and then. What should I expect?

???

WIR SIND DAS VOLK

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The biggest ball of twine.

ES LEBE DAS HEILIGE DEUTSCHLAND

Representing Floriduh. Telling you that nobody wants you and you have to leave. Nobody wants your snowforts. Fuck off and die, snowniggers.

Expect paying a "fellatio tax", where you must be feral detroit niggers when entering Michigan

>polite to a fault

Never been to Minneapolis have you

I can tell you nobody wants Florida. Every time Florida is mentioned it is followed by laughs and grossed out faces. Typical comments include
>Florida has no culture
>Infested with alligators
>Florida is a cesspool of stupidity
>Florida is flat and stupid
>Florida is where rich old faggots go to die
>Florida beaches are dens of degeneracy

Lafayette here, this is a good idea.

Enjoy your scorching hot sun, cockroaches, retirement homes and Cuban 'immigrants', swamp thing.

I like how each state has their pride, but we can all agree that Cali is the fucking worst

h-hey man we're so nice and polite up here

>landlocked

You guys would be fucked.

>tfw Born in Indiana but Family moved to Bavaria when i was 3
>tfw no memories of my time there

life is miserable

>Infested with alligators
Keep sending your 2-year olds to swim in our kiddie pools, faggot. Our pets are hungry.

4th largest GDP in the US. No education required.

Eat some corn, drink some piss beer, and fester in mosquito humidity and you'll be just about there for the feels.

If you're not understanding these two posts you basically suck.

>what is the largest freshwater sea in the world
The ocean is overrated.

Alligators don't eat Floridians because they taste like trash

4th largest GPD in the US because corporations from the REAL America moved to Florida since they had to lower their corporate taxes to compensate for the state's ugliness

Bonfires, fishing, Norwegians, hunting, Somalis/degenerates in Minneapolis, redneck girls, muh jesus, and worst of all country music.

Isn't Wisconsin amazing? All those things are positives to me. If you can''t handle the (lack of) heat get out of the kitchen.

Not really. Minnesota is the absolute most beautiful state, with some absolutely intolerable weather (which I like). Politically, though, we're a pathetic blue state with shit like the DFL. We're also importing Somalians to the point where you can't go to certain places that used to be suburbs.

Kasich please, go back to Ohio

Born and raised in Indiana. I like it for what it is but I live in the poorest county in the state so my view may be a bit skewed.

We tried our best. I try to accept Chicagoans who like hot dogs instead of real sausages but they make it hard

Why did they choose that fucking color crops should make me think about tasty things not India.

>Alligators don't eat Floridians because they taste like trash

That's a highly evolved self-defense mechanism. You wouldn't understand it since you cannot into evolution.

>4th largest GPD in the US because corporations from the REAL America moved to Florida since they had to lower their corporate taxes to compensate for the state's ugliness

Again, you cannot comprehend out strategy. Our state ain't ugly, only our kids is. We got birds and manatees an' shit. Wildlife central here, we even import it from around the world and dump it in the 'glades to freshen it up sometimes. Our taxes are low, but we still have 4th largest GDP. What have you got, snowcone?

Indian food is tasty. I love our fatty meat + potato culture but poo in loos make good food I can't lie

Yeah there's a lot of things I like about Wisconsin, but there's some shitty things too.

>educated people are liberal
>uneducated people are retarded drunk rednecks trying to sleep with underage girls
>everybody is drunk, constantly
>every single day after work, everybody is drunk
>economy is shit
>Madison
>Milwaukee

The state is a fucking circus. If you watch the footage from the Janesville Trump rally, it is a good example of the kind of bizarre people Wisconsin breeds

If you live in "greater Minnesota" (read: what the Twin Shitties dwellers call everything further than an hour north of Murderapolis/Saint Somalia) you won't see skinnies. Ever. And as much as I hate the fact that the state is blue the DFL isn't entirely pants-on-head retarded like the majority of the left. At least not yet.
>tfw you still see people driving around with ancient and faded Wellstone! bumper stickers

Wisconsin master race reporting in, ready to secede!

We're an extremely politically motivated state. This goes beyond McCarthy even. We like to stay connected no matter the cost. As much as you hate socialists don't disregard the effect a more radical party can have here (i.e. Milwaukee having socialist mayors etc).

Just push Chicago out into Lake Michigan then sink it and we're good. But wait, we don't want to contaminate our lakes with niggers.

You're politically motivated? Then why aren't you important? Not enough Jews?

Research Wisconsin and Milwaukee's political history. We're bout it bout it.

Step aside, obvious superiority coming through

Um, no. I'm from Floriduh and that sounds like work. Never mind.

Every road and every mountain in Wyoming is in a desolate shithole. But if you're itching for some truly remote camping, go to the Bridger wilderness. Absolutely nothing for 700 square miles. If you do actually go, bring at least a pistol bigger than 9mm. There are extremely aggressive species of grizzly bears, wolves, moose, all kinds of shit up there. If you don't have actual camping skills I wouldn't recommend staying the night there because you'll probably die

>lazy gator niggers placated by good weather
Typical

Fuck off Cali, you're worse than Jersey.

Huh. So, when's that gonna happen?

Don't mistake our politeness for weakness.

Please secede from the country, I have no problems with this.

Yep Wisconsin has always been a place of political happenings. It's where Theodoore Roosevelt got shot, and continued speaking for 40 mins afterwords.

People act like nut cases here. On both sides. I know so many people who are just like that guy in the Janesville Trump rally who loses his mind, does a back flip, lands on his knees, then continues to keep cussing everybody out, probably tripping on acid.

You don't need our permission. Mother Earth wills your succession, give if a few decades.

Just glass the southside and the rest should be OK.

>cannot into evolution
>literally having minute amounts of human antifreeze in our blood

Also as far as the intolerable weather, just tell people that bitch about the cold to go to Mills, head to their military surplus section and pick up this big fucker and its liner for like 20 bucks. Goddamn thing is so heavy and thick it stands up by itself. Love mine.

Good luck with the Somalian Machete Masters.

>Drive five miles under the speed limit

The hell are you talking about, you can fly down residential and in-town roads at 70 mph and nobody will give a shit.

But make sure you don't have a bad tail light or its game over.

Lincon's Republcan was invented here. You're not wrong.

>grizzlies

Yeah fuck that, I have read about that though. Way too scary. I was going to check out the Laramie Mountain range near Casper and Medicine Bow National Forest. Seemed a little more tame.

I am fascinated by Wyoming. It is such a bizarre and desolate state. Everybody seems to shit talk it too, but it looks gorgeous.