/bundes/ goes international break /themanshaft/

Say Goodbye to /bundes/ for now, say hello to /themanshaft/.

Check Republic vs Germany on 01.09
Germany vs Noway on 04.09

Will the great Manshaft win these tough battles?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=QP0GerQbcPg
bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/Andrey-Yarmolenko-stuermt-fuer-Borussia-Dortmund
youtube.com/watch?v=FU62THtzoFM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Will we see him coaching another team this season?

I see him at a hipster club like Sevilla, Fiorentina.

You forgot to mention in the OP that on 3.9. Turbine plays the first bundes match of the season.

du dummer mongo

...

You forgot Kaiserslautern versus Braunschweig tonight

Arsenal should give Wenger a job at their board and hire him instead.

sören pls

That could work but it would be better for TT if Wenger made a clean break.

have you ever exempted a fish

>Wenger
>ever leaving
yarmo

I don't rate him

Spending €25m on a 28 year old is money you'll never see again

Now that M'bappe comes, Draxler won't even make the bench at PSG, of course you can get him cheap

yes, learned to do it in 7th grade from my biology teacher to show it to elementary schoolers to fool them into thinking they'll do cool stuff like this all the time at the Gymnasium.

thanks

>Schalke > WOB > PSG
he's probably on insane wages

True. But I doubt that after 21 years Arsenal is going to give Wenger the boot just like that. So I wouldn't be suprised if his dismissal is going to be wrapped into a "promotion" to another job in the club.

Did it three times, but I always had someone with a lot of expirience next to me.

*at the club

Yes, I used to fish quite a lot

His bank account is better off than his football career

They sacked Schaaf after he'd been at Bremen for 41 years in various roles.

So it's not umpossible

MURDERER

okay, did you master it? did you do any mistakes?

i met a danish guy called mads on crete who does nano science at the university. i learned how to spell mads. did it wrong all my life

of course, at least once a week. Its very imple, cut into the opening up towards the head without going too deep, just like in your picture. Then take out all the dark bits and rinse out under running water, make sure you get all the black gutty bits from the stomach area that cling to the bones. They will taste bitter later, if you dont. Then lightly rub with good salt and leave for at least an hour before grilling. Best and easiest way to have any oily fish. Filleting is where it gets challenging.

But Schaaf never had the influence and "power" Wenger has at Arsenal.

>Draxler won't even make the bench at PSG
Where did everything go so wrong for him?

Is it the >Schalke in him?

but WENGER OUT is already a meme, nobody takes it seriously anymore and even Arsefags have accepted that he'll be there forever.

>Spending €25m on a 28 year old is money you'll never see again

>Spending 25 million on Ukraine's best player, who happens to be 27 after having bagged 145million Euro.

Seems like you are seething dear customer, but fret not. You have Hames, because Uli didnt want Yarmolenko, who was in Munich and almost signed for Buyern this summers.

Draxler is playing well at PSG so far. Would be very unlikely if he left.

Yes it was quite a hassle at first but I think I did well. I couldn't have done without some help though.

it's the fact that he's not that good

He's a mercenary cunt and just mediocre.

Lass dich mal einweisen, du hast Paranoia

I love the die mans shaft

One of Draxlers biggest mistakes was that he insisted on playing the no.10/playmaker role, when everyone with two eyes already saw that he's wasn't cut out for that. Wasted some precious years in the middle when he could've worked on his skills as a winger or maybe even as a striker.

Stop

His WOB move was an epic failure. Pretty sure he regrets every day not making the move from >Schalke to Juve

>good salt

Learning is good

yeah, i just watched a video on it

I don't get it.

>Spending €25m on a 28 year old is money you'll never see again
If he's a player who'll help you make the CL over the next couple of seasons you'll get that money back pretty quickly. And Dortmund have enough players they could make money off in the future.

Dumbele live presentation

youtube.com/watch?v=QP0GerQbcPg

I don't think that they will bench Neymar or Mbappe after the silly amount of money they paid for them, so one at least one of Draxler, Di Maria or Lucas is going to be on the bench for most time of the season.

Yarmolenko is the patrician choice

If Dembele was a supervillain, he'd be Doombele

>It's one of those spanish clubs stadium presentations
ugh. Why don't they just do a press conference and get over with it? Can't stand this oversized media bullshit.

he would be Oozeman

>everyone who criticizes bvb must be a buyern customer
lmao

Need to satisfy their muslim fans

the customers demand it

Draxler is underrated, in terms of sheer technical ability he's the best German player. His problem is that he can't motivate himself for small games.

Yes ya'll the dub will get ya trickles
The best ballers pitch in and rub to get a nickels
But tut tut, he about to change the price again
It go up each time he blow up like hydrogen

tragic hero

He's the Anti-CR7

lads how good is dembele. is he just pulisic tier or can he unironically replace neymar and be as good

he's a good "talent"

okay

According to Tuchel he's a complete player when it comes to technical ability + he's one of those players who can do the unexpected. But he's still pretty young and I'm not the move to Barcelona could be a bit too early for him. Long story short: He's a raw diamond, but only time will tell

Dembele presentation at Baka

youtube.com/watch?v=QP0GerQbcPg

>having a presentation for a player 95% of la liga fans have never heard of before 5 days ago

DONE
bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/Andrey-Yarmolenko-stuermt-fuer-Borussia-Dortmund

Yarmolenko's just been announced

What is Watzke laughing at?

"They paid us 150 Million for a pacy nigger and we're getting white men for it"

no

*I'm not sure if

do you think watzke should shave his head?

yes

Yawn

No. Still looks fine compared to a lot of men in his age or even to a lot of men 20-30 years younger.

this will be my new favorite meme

Lamolenko on the other hand....

>trap_2.jpg

nice try not buying it

>tfw ywn suck her penis
:'(

Yeah you want to see more revealing pictures don't you?

>kek@wurtl-Uli and his Clownverein

sören pls. stop looking for a poor excuse to drop your trap folder again.

is he /granate/ or /beschissen worden/

just found this on /arse/.
imagine being an arsenil fan
top wew

>guy in the video literally just said Dumbele
kek

>What is Watzke laughing at?

>it's Björn-Olaf using reverse psychology to get someone post top tier trap porn again
Jesus just go to

Idk. I don't watch the ukranian league. But if I remember correctly some of the memverlagerung guys seem to rate him, which is most of the time an indicator for at least some basic quality.

Lamolenko is a handsome man, not even homo

>Bayern tried to sign Yarmolenko
>A: lol he's shit
>B: nah la he's the next Robben
>Dortmund signs Yarmolenko
>A: Next Robben la
>B: nah he's shit

They said Joo-Ho Park was the Asian Lahm.


Anyway, Dortmund has been scouting Yarmolenko for years now but the Kiev owner never let him go, so at least they know exactly what they bought and it wasn't some hasty signing

>top tier trap porn

lol did you even see the trasp? must have been sören's (aka your) antifa friends (bi-gender).
So much for """""top""""" tier.

>this trap-obsessed gay again
ugh

brb watching some lamolenko compilations with shitty EDM

Well they both are on very high technical level. To bad that in every other department Park couldn't even lace Lahms shoes. And in the beggining Tuchel rated him too, but I can only guess what happened to Park along the way.

Why is it that these compilation always use the shittiest of music? Can't rememeber watching one of these and thinking, "that's a good song there".

all this talk about Park made me hungry for some reason, guess it's time for grocery shopping

Ymao is getting Mor's #9 btw

>Park couldn't even lace Lahms shoes

Every compilation of future HIV players should've youtube.com/watch?v=FU62THtzoFM as backround music.

:-|

Lahm: can you tie my laces? My mama already left :(

Park: Solly, ich nix verstehen

*should have

CUTE