"... but not Shakespeare!"

>"... but not Shakespeare!"

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>Familiar with the phrase...monkey business?

>Karl what did you say was the plural for mongoose
>....mongs

He's right though. Well, sort of. The infinite monkeys thing means that it's PROBABLE but not 100%. You can't just skip to the 'end' of infinity and be like "SEE?! THEY FINALLY DID IT NOW!" that's not how infinity works.

>"Do we need 'em?"

>it went down such a storm

>CHRIST DE BURG

>Clive Warren

>he picked him up and put him in a wheelie-bin.

why does Carl dislike Merchant, besides of course his begin a Merchant?

>You don't see an old man having a twix

>yeah, but... have they read Shakespeare?

>photographer

>Is it me controllin my ead or is my ead controllin me?

I think it is supposed to be 100%, not only that but they would do it an infinite number of times

it's brain

>did I ever tell you about the immune system

>there's this shadow in America

>...something's said

Technically if it's random the monkey could press the same key for eternity. In all likelihood though yes, it would type every possible combination of letters, numbers and spaces etc. an infinite number of times.

>turns out

>little prostitute

I unironically want to see that film made with Karl as writer/director.

Agreed. Also the Tom Cruise movie was a legit good plot

>It's a steve gets btfo repeatedly by karl episode

yass

>Boswellox

The best

In all seriousness though, how does Steve have a career? Ricky is a cunt but can at least write jokes, merchant just seems to be completely witless

>NYEEUUGH GIMME ANOTHA SANDWICH

Nobody likes to pick on an invalid

This was probably my favorite Karl moment

>man moth?

it's little karly pilkoids

>Des Tiny's child

>In all seriousness though, how does Steve have a career? Ricky is a cunt but can at least write jokes, merchant just seems to be completely witless

I don't know man, he couldn't even produce a decent comeback against karl and karls supposedly a retard.

>De trout spinners

>likelihood
Nothing about the scenario is likely.
In fact, it is impossible

>steve didn't know how old he was
what the fuck?

I'm hoping his current gf eventually JUSTs him leading Ricky and Karl to take pity and relaunch the podcast.

He was probably worried it might be uncool to know how old you are.

Caliou is a whiney little shit always bitching about tobagans and other make believe things. Rosey is going to peg that cancer little fuck

>she had a problem with her marrow

>it's a Steve complains about the lord of the rings movies episode

Actually everyone's wrong. Monkeys aren't random enough to actually do the experiment. When they tried to do it for real the monkeys would fixate on a letter and keep typing it over and over.

Karl is a man ruled completely by common sense. Sounds like a good thing but it's not. He's pure gut feelings and never thinks about anything beyond the surface. I can't believe people on Sup Forums agree with him on shit.

Ricky is educated enough to come off as smart but he's just repeating shit he heard from smarter people. So he's not much better but at least he tries to read up on shit.

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Hes just mad he wasnt paid for his likeness

HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN

nice one karl

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>first comment is about steve

...

kek

>the moment when he does the big reveal of the guy with that agin' disease sat 'round the piana

nearly died laughing. nearly fucking died

I always enjoy finding xfm coments in other vids

>singing 'appy birthday for the 3rd time that day

cracking joke

>Ayyy! Me wine house!

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first for rockbusters

>no Fifteen Tai-Wan

monkey news would clean up if it was an option

I wish they tried to do the rice is right tbq

>about... three thousand dead flies on it... condom stuck on the top

AND YOU NEVER SEE AN OLD MAN EAT A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS BAR BAR BAR

What's tomato with you?

Educating Ricky was the best feature

FLIES AND A JOHNNY = BADNESS

Knob News for honourable mention.

>...Big Mother?
>You call in, if ya mams heavy you win a CD

invalid

>...Baby's dead

>I'd Kick it and say "You Knobhead"

His mum cuts his hair

>Ricky, Steve and Karl will never make up and do one last reunion show

Fuck's sake lads

a bit weird innit

>Ladder 49
>Hellraiser
>Children of the Corn

Which one lads?

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Why would they make up? what happened?

reminder he basically comes up with this movie
>so it's building to a LESBIAN film

I lose track of this too tbqhwyf

>PLEASE tell me we've got ladder 49
>and LADDER 49
>YYYYESSS!!

LIKE A FUCKING TESTICLE

...

Scotland Rocks and Stigmata were kino

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The best one.

>Az took camera