We shall go on to the end. We shall deliver parcels, we shall deliver letters and postcards, we shall deliver with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall leave those little notes if no-one is home, whatever the cost may be. We shall deliver into letterboxes, PO boxes, we shall deliver in the cities and the country, and we shall never surrender
edition
start going to church
Will post in this one
any rick and morty man in
wont be worshipping a god who sanctions slavery 2bh.
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born in sunderland
made in the royal mail
There's nothing wrong with slavery.
Lads can you rate Robyn Lawley pls
Born in 'ull
Made in theh Royul mayl
were there really irish slaves?
then i suggest you convert to Christianity mate.
There's nothing wrong with slavery.
he's ugly
sorry mate, they're all kuffar
Just asked a girl on a date lads, will let you know how it goes
if you're religious.
This is belonging.
Be the best.
Born in Newk'assle
Made in t' Roil Male like
we heard you the first time
Do you guys tuck your chin to chest on dumbbell rows?
I feel it activates my lats more when I do and I get a better stretch.
When I keep my head up I feel the strain more in my upper back and traps
never been to a gym in my life
it hardly gained much traction until long after the Apostolic era, and the core books were written during that time, if not earlier.
I find it hard to doubt the existence of "someone" we can call Jesus, even if the actual details of his life were different.
again there's significantly less for other important figures yet they are taken for granted as 100% true
like Muhammad, his story is as bad as Joseph Smith's and there isn't much at all that backs it up at all, let alone his existence.
>Virtually all New Testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain [4][5][6][7][nb 1][nb 2][nb 3][nb 4] although they differ about the beliefs and teachings of Jesus as well as the accuracy of the details of his life that have been described in the gospels.[nb 5][13][nb 6][15]:168–173 While scholars have criticized Jesus scholarship for religious bias and lack of methodological soundness,[nb 7] with very few exceptions such critics generally do support the historicity of Jesus and reject the Christ myth theory that Jesus never existed.[17][nb 8][19][20][21]
what's a gym?
you wanna know about post? heh... no you don't *takes drag of cigarette*... kid... I've seen Bichon Frise's big enough to chew through a steel toe capped boot in seconds... I've delivered parcels to some of the biggest dumps in the Milton Keynes area, parcels so big it'll make your head spin... y'ever seen an old lady's face when you tell her that her son STILL hasn't sent over his photos from his trip to Corfu? nah... didn't think so kid... *inhales*... you don't wanna know about post
So, you can deliver a postcard? Then you can deliver a letter.
And if you can deliver a letter you can deliver a windowed letter.
If you can deliver a windowed letter then you can learn to deliver A MEDIUM SIZED AMAZON PACKAGE, A PACKAGE THAT REQUIRES SIGNATURE ON DELIVERY, A PACKAGE THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING CUSTOMS BALANCE, A NOTE NOTIFYING THE CUSTOMER THAT YOU'VE LEFT THE PACKAGE BEHIND THE BINS
And when you can deliver all that, you'll be a Royal Mail Postman. Start your journey.
anime.
ummmm but i don't want Jesus to be real so ill disregard this post sweaty
being a postman seems like a good job
ohhh a gym
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only if you're able to use your advanced PARCELFORCE training to avoid the rape gangs
5'8 | 6'1
been playing too much Call of Postie kid
*dabs*
aids is bad but condoms are worse
Which thread is it lads?
Smoking a bowl of tobacco.
>nytimes.com
>Chinese students are good for the economy ah yes
mmm yes, i also like to give myself cancer
the other thread had zero real posters
Well thats something isnt it? And you can wear it on formal occasions
one of the best posts i've seen in months
>assorted meats, dried sausage, liver paste, a fried egg, assorted greens with a bit of cucumber and some diced peppers, a spurt of soy sauce and some light garlic on top in a toasted baguette
and for 30p, not bad
got two for dinner
Don't really care desu. Pipe smoking only marginally increases rate of cancer, and I enjoy it. 11% is what the stats show. I'm 11% more like to contract cancer in general because I indulge in pipe smoking.
>assorted meats
labrador, jack russell, corgi, etc
Well I guess I'm sticking here then lad
5'7 - 6'6
*invests all savings in militarised Royal Mail posting*
ditto
they have special breeds of dogs just for eating, those toy house pets taste lousy and have no meat
...
state of this dogmuncher
just shot my limp wristed son in the head on fo4 lads haha
what if jesus is a tulpa lads
>by Harold Pinter
what did she mean by this
How long until /brit/ suffers the same fate of Sup Forums and gets flooded by normie redditors ?
Why do people swerve dangerously in and out of motorway lanes? I see it all the time.
I was taught it's safest to stick to the middle lane. The slow lane is full of lorries and the fast lane has people driving at silly speeds so the middle lane is where it's at for most people. If you sit at 70 in the middle lane all the time then it doesn't upset anyone.
- 3 years ago
don't think jesus was a brony twat la
they are getting dangerously close by discovering Tim
>fast lane
there is no "fast lane", every lane is 70mph
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Having arrived in this new + strange bold city,
In fair Amsterdam, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of Hostelworld.com
The Youth Hostel has buggered up my FUCKING room reservation AGAIN
its ok, we have a diversion
twitter.com
wouldn't you only need one lane then
I only invest in rare elements. I currently have $4,000 on 500 stocks of Praseodymium. They've just mined an 8 kilogram reserve in Australia, and once it hits the market my stocks will at least quadruple in value.
morons think they can go faster if they swerve about and get to the office a minute early so Mr. Goldberg will notice them
Praseodymium wanker loves his Praseodymium
>I was taught it's safest to stick to the middle lane
Ahh yes middle lane hoggers. If you're too much of a fanny to overtake don't drive on the motorway you cunt.
Giantesses are the new thing lads
is this the fabled 'runt cage'
Strange women standing in harbours distributing poetry is no basis for a system of immigration.
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not sure where this mr goldberg meme comes from
I've worked many jobs and never had a jewish boss
hmm yes shouldn't be using this to invest in our own country's future no we should sell it to the chinks hmmmmmmmm yes good plan
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idiot
70mph in the different lanes is different ACTUAL irl speeds because of the way the road is made
if you go 70mph in the rightward lane youll overtake someone going 70mph in the other two lanes
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Got called racist in greggs earlier lads
seems my runt battery is working to maximum efficiency
don't care
yes, if not for humans being imperfect drivers. some will drive faster/slower and 3 lanes means the slowest driver doesn't impact the fastest
Slow lane, middle lane, fast lane.
My heart
no this is
>Wahey! welcome to work m'dude! but we don;t like to call it "Work" around here since every day is fun! just take a seat anywhere, pick out some toys and epic posters for your corner of the desk and just chill out man
>meet you at the ballpit in an hour heehaw! and remember to sign up for our corporate protest in support of BLM (this is mandatory btw and will be evaluated for worker tolerance levels)
>the rightward lane
Once we have self-driving cars, it won't matter that I don't have a driver's licence.
does my fucking nut in that most japanese porn is censored
looks like our dead pan satire is a hit with the normies lads
maybe we can capitalise on this
>BLM on the notice board
>not a single black person in the whole office
almonds rotating wildly
man alive
Based lefty/pol/
driving in my leased BMW on the rightward lane at 140mph using siri's speech to text function to post on brit
ON THIS
there you go mate aha wahey!
how do you solve the captcha
>one lad on the left who mistakenly brought in a windows computer