what was *THE ABSOLUTE GAYEST* moment in LOTR trilogy?
What was *THE ABSOLUTE GAYEST* moment in LOTR trilogy?
Zachary Hughes
Liam Sanders
Someone post "that" gif.
Hunter White
>"you still speak in riddles"
*sniffles*
Robert Campbell
SHARE
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Ethan Murphy
The singing part hands down.
Leo Martinez
SHARE THE POZ LOAD
William Edwards
All of it. Holy shit imagine if LOTR came out today, Sup Forums would explode and call it faggy SJW propaganda
Xavier Collins
>nothing ever dampens your spirits does it Sam
Michael Turner
Elijah Thompson
Whenever they zoomed in Sam or Frodo's lips.
Ryder Ward
Kirno.
Dominic Wilson
this
Benjamin Nelson
Uh, no. The whole "lol so-and-so is gay" shit is a libcuck phenomenon. They always try to read too much into characters and project their own perversions onto them.
For instance, the idea that Sam is gay just because he's happy to see Frodo. Nevermind that he marries the cute hobbit girl from the pub.
Nolan Kelly
>being this much of a pleb
Snow-white! Snow-white! O Lady clear!
O Queen beyond the Western Seas!
O Light to us that wander here
Amid the world of woven trees!
Gilthoniel! O Elbereth!
Clear are thy eyes and bright thy breath!
Snow-white! Snow-white! We sing to thee
in a far land beyond the Sea.
O stars that in the Sunless Year
with shining hand by her were sown,
in windy fields now bright and clear
we see your silver blossom blown!
O Elbereth! Gilthoniel!
We still remember, we who dwell
In this far land beneath the trees,
Thy starlight on the Western Seas.
Henry Young
youtube.com
>GAAAANDAAAAAAALF???
Jacob Powell
Kayden Reyes
Tyler Martinez
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Christopher Stewart
aragorn kissed boromir, what a fag
Austin Butler
...
Oliver Bailey
what the fuck is this shit
Zachary Morgan
The better version of the movie.
Hudson Miller
muh kang
Josiah Rogers
He is right though, it's an act of great tederness and beauty while also somewhat learned, of course the americans will find it "GAAAAY" like the unmannered proles they are.
Aaron Allen
LOTR > Your favorite movie
Xavier Flores
I can't believe the original scene was somehow even gayer and more retarded than this parody
Xavier Perry
>LOTR > LOTR
David Smith
Yeah, no gay guy has ever married a woman!
Benjamin Richardson
literally every scene with frodo and sam
Luis Bell
The part where Frodo gets owned by Shelob and drools out a bunch of spider cum
Robert Hernandez
>w-well it's not completely ruled out
>therefore they're totally gay!
This is why no one likes faggots. Because they constantly feel the need to project their bullshit
Ryder Gutierrez
Dr. Pavel, I'm FOTR
Jonathan Bell
"maybe I could, share the load?"
"Oh mr. Frodo..."
"Oh fuck me in my goat ass Mr frodo."
Robert Sanders
Fcking this. No one ever brings it up.
Though at least we knew Aragorn was tapping that Elven pussy.
Justin Thompson
>share the LOOOAD
Lincoln King
Bullshit. Nothing remotely gay about this one.
Nolan Nelson
Frodo and Sam gaying eachother up:
youtube.com
Too many scenes to count, so here's a placeholder.
Josiah Reyes
When Pippin offered to serve Denethor like a little cuck
Asher Young
Kek, definently this scene
This was TDKR plane scene before TDKR plane scene.
Julian Perry
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Christopher Williams
Naw, you're tilting at windmills m9. I remember SJWs attacking the movies for being racist when they came out.
Wyatt Evans
Saruman when he was practically licking Daytona balls.
Dylan Roberts
No they weren't. The SJW boom only happend in the past 8 years. Before that they were seen as a joke (see all they "why cause I'm black" jokes that were rife in the 90s/00s that are now a serious complaint these days)
Justin Gonzalez
Why is this so fucking funny to me
Blake Brown
I might have been too young for this but I don't really remember SJWs being that militant back in 2001-03.
Back in those days people used to complain about racism for actual justified reasons, not because their favourite TV show had too many white people.
Cameron Carter
Not if you were a SJW. Everyone I knew had read or pretended to have read Gender Trouble in the late 90s. Normal people weren't exposed to the views but they still existed in the educated elite.
Hudson Rogers
>Before that they were seen as a joke
The reason it was a joke is because it was actually a serious view that many people had, it was just still acceptable to ridicule those people as a fringe element back then
Jayden Roberts
that bloom looks just like the Hobbit movies
maybe there's a symbolic reason why they look like shit
Brody Lewis
Hard to pick one, there were so many.
Leo Jackson
when Frodo woke up and everybody greeted him in slow motion with huge grins. Made me physically cringe in the theater.
David Cruz
For the longest time I thought this was some kind of fan zoom with the incorrect caption, until last night when I rewatched RotK. Jesus christ that was awkward.
Landon Barnes
Uhh, you don't get to bring eagles
Brayden Cox
>let us draw swords together
>cut zoom to Aragon tilting his head back and eyes widening
>they will have women... and children...
>cut zoom to sauromon's pedophile eyes widening