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no brainlets allowed edition

1st Inn England 258
1st Inn West Indies 427
2nd Inn England 466/8
2nd Inn West Indies 5/0

ENG lead by 297 runs


1st Inn Bangladesh 260
1st Inn Australia 217 (Ov 74.5)
2nd Inn Bangladesh 1-45

BAN lead by 88 runs

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=_G9qt2I275M&t=45s
betootaadvocate.com/sports/cricketers-currently-getting-flogged-bangladesh-attempt-justify-pay-increase/
espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/496743.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

another day, another thread where /hoc/ owns /cric/

we declared on 490 mate

uhmm no sweaty xx

lad I fucked up well and proper sorry. shan't be posting here again absolutely embaressing

soon

#greviousbodilyharmer

Is Mark Vermeulen /ourguy/ lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=_G9qt2I275M&t=45s

yes

the fuck mate?

proud of this truthie

top vid

stop harmerposting "please"

nah

Big match between Barbados and Guyana tomorrow lads

it's no brainlets allowed edition lad

the CPL is famed for its brainiacs

partial to a tall, aggressive off-spinner with a big turning off-break lads

partial to a burly dogged lower middle order batsmen lads

adore a well bowled googly

whos your favourite one ever?

I feel that bowling all rounders are being unfairly represented in that OP.
They should be near the top, BUT only if they are Medium-fast or Fast bowling all rounders.

Look at Kallis, he is so smart that it literally makes his hair fall out

yeah that is true, i always read the pic as , batting/fast bowling all-rounder,probably because hes so burly

woke up

/Ramdin/

in a crippling state of fear over the possibility of the janny combing through the thread

tipping a windies collapse tomorrow, but amongst the chaos braithwate and holder both get braniac 50s

really is fascinating

can't avert my eyes if I'm honest

there's something about it that just draws you right in.

reckon that's a sign that it's a high quality piece of art

Got SCG tickets. First time there. Can't wait to pay a heap of money to see us get smashed by Buddy. Should be great.

>In March 2008, [Corgan] was spotted in the crowd at the final day of the cricket test match between New Zealand and England in Wellington
>"You hurt me deeply," Corgan says, touching the Cricket Australia logo on his chest and pouting, "you hurt me deeply in my heart."

Smashing Pumpkins are now /cric/'s official band lads

are you talking about AFL or what mate

definite argument there mate

the flatness represents his personality

G A Z Z A
A
Z
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dead poomunity

>Aussies going to work when they're losing

Nothing new.

nah lad just no classes today at uni

everyone must make up a name for their position at the beginning of the game, what honestly is a "offspinner"

A guy who spins it from the off-side of course!

>the ole buggar who flips the globey-doo anticlockwise from the axis headquarters!

Fuck cricket

Job Interview. MP

OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your native place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
Monday:- Malvin Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Monday:- Meaning?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh alone.
Send this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces.
I have post this to u because u are M.P. (My people)

>Aussies about to be BTFO'd by banglabros in Tests

what a time to be alive kek

walkDEITY
G
O
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OFFICER RESIGNED!!!

betootaadvocate.com/sports/cricketers-currently-getting-flogged-bangladesh-attempt-justify-pay-increase/

/rug/

>Hazlewood gone

Fuck me

>History Lessons: Denness Affair
espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/496743.html

this is depressing

>no brainlets allowed edition
>Still full of indians and australians

What the FUCK did you mean by this?

kek banter lmao

I hate this fucking team so much

fuck australia

shall apply for citizenship by descent and move to ireland lads

Fucking take a wicket you shitheads

>over-enthusiastic appealing, orchestrated by Harbhajan Singh
doesn't sound like him

>moving to the literal worst anglo country

australia is currently the worst

Even Irish people don't want to live in Ireland, they all gtfo as soon as they can.

I'm not being serious mate

Good.

shall move to australia and become the deputy PM lads

fuck me lads

Literally nothing to say here it's all shit

Mushfiqur is a coward for not declaring now desu. More than enough runs.

wickets fall and I feel nothing

Literally every test team is a homebabby now. Not a single one of them has the mental fortitude to dig in in foreign conditions.

why is this, wickets are getting flatter across the world but batsmen are also getting shitter on them

England only beat South Africa away from home about 18 months ago ffs.India just stomped Sri Lanka.

subcontinent teams winning in the subcontinent is nothing to talk about

T20 mentality.

Lyon is so fucking shit

On behalf of the rest of Burger Sup Forums I apologize for /hoc/'s existence

Whitebois need to start playing Ranji.Cope with the vile stench, cope with the shit on the streets and become a better player of slow, turning pitches because of it.

What the fuck is cricket

definitely would be doing that if I were an Australian batsman Tbh
dunno why no one does

Lyon deserves none of the wickets he takes

The money, I assume.More players should also play grade cricket in Australia with a view to make a Sheffield Shield team.Obviously a bit harder because there are more teams but again, I don't know why more English players who aren't staking their claim for England on English pitches don't attempt this.If there was a semi-decent English batsman in SS atm he'd be a shoe-in for the Ashes.

fuggg missed khawaja bowling

can't remember ever seeing him have a trundle, what did he chuck down?

I think they do it earlier in their careers before they get earmarked for T20 leagues

medium pace garbage, better off giving handscomb the gloves and bowling wade

*less teams

ah that's a shame, I hoped it would be some sort of spin

smith needs to bowl himself more

How many runs is too many for Australia to get? Already passed that?

coudl see them chase 250

150 was too many

test nations the world over should adopt open air shitting, preferably at the ground in preparation for subcontinent tours

>smith needs to bowl himself more

Better off publicly executing Wade tb honest.

shit review

I mean as the change up, better him having a few overs than spuds like khawaja or warner

yeah

expecting a blinder from holder today in the last session

>turn stream off
>immediate wicket
righto

bit fucking dire when you have to run out the bangladesh middle order

>lyon
>agar
>hazlewood

is Australia, dare I say it, high test?

Shan't be a problem if you keep things on topic chap

>Gets BTFO