Post the three worse enemies of your country by order of importance in history

Post the three worse enemies of your country by order of importance in history.
1: UK (England) - the eternal archnemesis
2: Germany - the extreme heavy madness
3: Spain - the colonial scourge of the seas

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1. Egypt - Only Arab state that isn't a meme
2. Iraq - No need to thank us for saving the world from Iraqi nukes :^)
3. Iran - Former greatest ally ;_;

We don't have any enemies.
There are certain countries who dislike us but we don't dislike them back.

gommunism

1: Spain - Conquered, to shit to maintain us as a colony tho
2: United Kingdom - yuropoor cunt stole our beloved islands
3: Chile - Backstabed us in the only war we ever fought

1. Colombia
2. Colombian Elite
3. Colombia

>Conquered
Wut? There wasn't even a civilization there to conquer, just a few arrow chucking jungle bunnies.

1. Communists in the south - used to be okay with them, until the US and USSR started sticking their noses.
2. China - current events
3. Filipinos

1. Brazilians.
2. Brazilians.
3. USA.

1.Germany - do I really need to explain this?
2.US - our rival since 1917
3.Turkey - our natural enemy. We've been fighting each other for centuries.

>Spain
Eduardo pls

1: the eternal Euro - final boss, our constant scourge and menace
2: the eternal Steppeman - was finally defeated after inflicting heavy damage
huge gap
3: the eternal Turk: cucked us out of the straits, but we are cool now

>Religion
>Moors
>England

T. Spen

USA
Europe
Greece

Poland, Russia, Poland

Fixed.

Loser

Polan senpai you forgot someone... please

China
Pakistan
Myanmar idk they just can't stop sending insurgents

REPEAT THAT

>repeat that
Here you go

UK
Germany
North Korea

Settling our enmity for just a moment here, godspeed against the turkroaches

You're trying my patience

Shhhhhhh user, tell them about the time you guys were a military power 150 years ago

It's a joke, mon ami francais. I actually like France.

Pakistan
India
Bangladesh

[spoiler]ps thanks for all the cheap land[/spoiler]

>2.US - our rival since 1917
Nah that shit died in the 90s. Only drunken vatniks still think Russia is a superpower.

1. Korea - Asian Jews no need to explain.
2. US - Real Jews no need to explain.
3. UK - Real Jews' mothership no need to explain.

>implying we're not secretly a military superpower

GIVE BACK
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A
C
K

really dude? calling SoKos jews instead of the chinese? you know how I know YOU'RE an english teacher?

So pretty much how you were until the Arabs conquered you.

Spain
Spain
Spain

1 denmark
2 russia
3 -

1. Germans - natural enemy for centuries
2. Russians - commies reee
3. Austrians - muh 300 years of darkness

1. Jews
2. Jews
3. Jews

Israel
Mexico
Germany

Korean's butthurtism is greater than any other Asian races as far as I know. Chinese are just only money-oriented in similarity to Jews.

> 3: Chile - Backstabed us in the only war we ever fought

Facundo, recuerda la plaza de mayo, 2 de abril.

youtube.com/watch?v=13OQI_I82NM

El único que traiciono a Argentina tiene nombre y apellido: Leopoldo Fortunato Galtieri.

China
Mexico
Israel

1: Chile
2: Chile
3: Chile

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chilean_coups_d'état

You sold it to us fair and square

>Only drunken vatniks still think Russia is a superpower.

So 75% of Russia?

1. USA - they tried to integrate us
2. USA - they tried to topple the regime
3. Spain - they suck at keeping colonies

>yuropoor cunt stole our beloved islands

Um, no sweetie xoxoxo

1. The United States, which works ceaselessly to undermine and diminish the power and prosperity of the United States.
2. Russia, consistent and respectable rival.
3. Idk, Iran or North Korea or somebody

1. Italians themselves
2. Church
3. Gypsies

K E K
E__K
K E K

frogs
germany probably
spain probably

>UK
idiot

The world

1: Emus
2: Drop bears
3: Asians

RUSSIA
CHINA
NORTH KOREA

1. British
2. Confederate States of America
3. Germans

1.Russians - natural enemy for a millennia
2. Swedes - subjugators and rulers
3. Germans - love/hate relationship, mostly love though

Pretty much only Russia, or as ex-defence minister Jyri Häkämies said in 2007 "Finland today has three main security problems: Russia, Russia and Russia"

1.)The world
2.) The Jews
3.) Ourselves

1.USA WW2
2.Russia Russo-Japanese war
3.China Sino -Japanese war

why this tiny island have to war against huge countries and have to win 2/3 of them?

Because you declared war on them

1. Italy
2. Italy
3. Italy

Germans
Turks
Bolan

What are you realtions with the turks? I have no idea about it actually and all of russianfags posted the turks in their top3. What's the deal?

nigga wut?

We've had a lot of wars in the past. Nowadays we are kinda partners and in general have good relations, except some episodes when Turks shot our plane in Syria.

Well, at least you rekt them most of the times as i see.

GIVE BACK
I
V
E

B
A
C
K

>wanting the retarded inbred child of T*scany and S*rdinia

ours is same
1. France
2. Germany
3. Spain

fuck you fellow spaghetti it's still some space where you can put things and also grant some jobs, or why not, you could even use it as an immigrant containment

>Corsica
>jobs
lel

1: Russia
2: Russia
3: Russia
4: Red finns

No Russia?

what?

Israel, China, Russia

too bad you can also switch it like this
>Italy
>jobs
sooo... immigrant containment?

1. Germany - the root of all evil
2. USA - the ones who took our place as the world's most influential country
3. Nobility - no need to say anything


Special mention for Albion which is our friendly enemy

1.Russia(rivals since forever)
2.China (leftists love this fucking country though so it's only half)
3.Argentina.

FUCK ARGENTINA

We already have a semi deserted island full of violent natives for that

>France
>ever being the world's most influential country

France
Germany
Maybe Scotland, or Spain

what the hell Argentina did to the USA?
I smell the chicano here, so why they did to Mexico?

>China
We fought against China once, for about 2 years. You think they qualify as one of our 3 worst enemies, by historical importance?

1.Moorland
2.The perfidous Albion
3. Fr*ance

1.) Eric
2.) Cartman
3.) Eric Cartman

Sorry former Lizard ally. I hope we can get over our differences to fuck over Iraq again

Do you really want it back? I live in Louisiana and it's not really something to brag about

This.
Honorable mention to ourselves.

1. Soviet Union / Russia - Gommunists who supported the wogs
2. China - Gommunists who suppoted the wogs
3. Israel - Supported the wogs while selling us weapons

Bonus: The Anglosphere - Supported the wogs along with the reds despite the cold war

>Iranian
1. Arabs for fucking over our culture and forcing people to convert
2. Mongols for killing 15 million people
3. Britain for constantly starting shit, causing the shah to come into power, then helping cause another revolution, and also causing a famine that took out a quarter of the population in 1917
4. Turks and Russians- honorable mentions for constantly invading and trying to take Iranian lands. Rip Caucasus.

1.Canada-The lame younger brother/hat.
2.Mexico- The Kababs of North America
3.The Philippines- The Mexico of Asia.

I'd gladly do that.

Is it true most Iranians are atheist?

1.Yanks for destroying the empire
2.Irish for stabbing us in the back
3.Danes

When the french were the enemy they were honourable at least

>Turkey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

China
Iran
NK

Iran Dindu Nuffin.

>Britain speaking of honor

Max par

Fuck I misread OP and thought he said current.

Russia
Britain in the Far past

All others are nothing.

1:Enemies of democracy.
2:Enemies of capitalism.
3:Countries that hate us because we ruined thiers first.