>gym day at school
>tfw you forgot to bring your sneakers
Gym day at school
>tfw you forgot to bring your pants
>some fatass who is one head smaller than you offers you his probably already worn 2nd pair
>tfw you forget the jester lurks the dairy aisle exclusively so you prance about like a fairy & cracks your eggs out of nowhere
>tfw it is always football so you just play barefoot
>classmates think i'm good at soccer
>actually just cherrypicking because they put all the girls on defense
>put on deodorant after gym
>"hey bro forgot mine can I use yours"
>someone else asks him for it
>gets passed around the entire locker room
>get back empty deodorant
>have best smelling cologne
>Every one always wants a spray
>girls say it smells good
too bad I was an ugly duckling then.
>sneakers
the fuck
>have vaginal yeast infection
>everyone gets it
are you a grill (female)?
What else would you wear to school?
trainers
yes, ahmed. why would i lie on the internet?
Those are sneakers
>sneakers
they're called "running shoes", you stupid faggot
Tennis shoes or basketball shoes?
What are kicks?
>gym day at gym
>forgot to put shorts in my gym bag
Had to work out in my jeans, some people smiled some looked at me like I was retarded
>penis inspection day
>i didn't was my asshole so i didn't pass
WHAT THE FUCK
>penis inspection day at school
>tfw you forgot your foreskin
>Mandatory square dance day
>tfw the inspector for the girls (vagoo inspection day) was fucking hot
wash*
>have to dance our "national dance" for our indepence day or some shit
>i get paired with the cutest girl
i don't like this feel
>kicks
millennial garbage
Kicks have been stylish since the 80s you rancid swine
i don't know what are those
>hit the showers after the game
>coach shows us how to clean our boy parts
>tfw sent a girl to the nurse because i blooted a shot straight to her face
>everyone thought you did it on purpose
>be black
>get made of fun for having a huge, crooked ddong
I believe (You).
>teacher tells us we get to play football
>nice
>it's actually australian rules football
>that one guy who was called "centimeter peter"
kek
Sounds to me as though you have a case of Black privilege. I think you should check that privilege, you pig!
>tfw sent some guy I don't like to the nurse because i blooted a shot straight to his face
>everyone thought you did it on purpose
>mfw they where right
>tfw playing smear the queer and wrecking tacklers
>tfw you accidentally broke your friends nose
I love you
>that one girl who calls out the female PE teacher's mustache
That fantastic gal is now a work at home mother of 4. I'm old.
>tfw the quarterback takes his homosexual frustration out of you
>gym class is co-ed
>female PE teacher always wore leggings
>that thong
never understood the whole visible panty line meme when you can see the visible thong
I went in for a hard layup playing basketball and knocked out a kid's tooth.
My family offered to pay his dental bill, but his family was one of those prideful poor families so they said no and he had to go throughout high school with a big ass gap in his face. My mom begged his mom to let her pay for a new tooth.
I still feel pretty bad about it to this day.
>playing basketball
>some guy tells me to try harder to win
>i start playing like shit because fuck that guy
fucking tryhards
>gym day
>teacher makes up some retarded game like basketball with footballs instead of just regular basketball
>playing basketball
>autistic kid accidentally pantses really athletic girl who was kinda hot
>manages to accidentally do it again three weeks later
this kid wasn't a creep at all, or even really an autist (just really, really smart,) merely an unfortunate bastard who labeled as one
When I was in undergrad and worked retail, I was surrounded by tryhards and they all hated my guts because I was laid back and in school. So I would purposefully go over and sabotage their sales by telling customers that they didn't need the super duper PC/laptop when all they were doing was browsing the internet and checking email.
They all complained to the manager and I got sent to the back to "warehouse" and stock shit. So I would just masturbate in the bathroom and edge for hours till I splooged all over the stall door handle and I wouldn't clean it.
Loved that job.
>its whiffle ball day
I'll never forget the day I saw my 8th grade gym teacher's whale tail. Fug she was such a milf.
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>that one girl with huge tits who hated wearing a Bra
almost caught a case lads
>ultimate frisbee
based
i had so many hot teachers through my school years
used to see all kinds of stuff
upskirts
whale tails
sideboobs
the hottest teacher i had used to wear really tight suit pants and you could always see the panty line but i reckon she would have worn really expensive silky ones because she was such a hot bitch
>self defense classes
>punch bully in the face hard as shit
>say I did it accidentally
>never picked on me again
>now he's smoking meth
>have to play ultimate frisbee
>didn't finish regular frisbee
Just because you sucked at them doesn't mean they don't suck as sports
*doesn't mean they suck as sports
>tfw playing crabcock at an all girls school
it's literally
>dude lets play football but with a flying disc LMAO
and wh*Teboys fall for it too
>tfw that one kid gets a broken nose with the Shredder ball and bleeds his way to the nurse's office but the teachers continue the game anyway
Based.
>tfw fell off the rope during rope climbing
>Tfw fear of ropes ever since
>gym class
>it's sepak takraw day again
getting a bit tired of it
>thought it was a joke whenever characters in 'murrican TV shows would say "you just have to show up to PE"
>it's actually true in many schools - you just have to wear the uniform
>its another 'chad picks all his buddies to be on his team and the teacher is too hungover to care' episode
>that day the Chad goofs of and picks the losers and they end up winning
Thanks Sean.
>tfwkicked the school shooter's ass at Tennis
>few years later he snaps
Literally dodged a bullet
>gym class in UK 2017
>me being the only white in my school i always get picked last
>on ahmeds team again
>muhammad is the leader of the other team, hes so dreamy
>playing footsies again
>im gonna show muhammad for not picking me
>kick the ball directly at him with all my might
>hits him directly in the face, he falls and is slow to get up, afterwards is sent to the nursing home
>in the principals office suspended and being charged with a hate crime
>that one post that got heaps of replies
>teacher does 1,2,3,4 teams in a line
>order yourself so youre on the chad team
>goes off order and puts you on the autistic team
fuck it, ultimate frisbee is still fun.
>Boy Scout summer camp (yeah yeah Boy Scouts are gay etc.)
>weekly campers vs. counselors UF game
>clearly the best player on the field
>making diving catch for a score, scrape knee while doing so
>counselors insist I go to the medical tent and sit out the rest of the game over a tiny scratch
serves them right, campers won and got to bang the female counselors
>not being one of the tallest and best looking athletes in your school
Being a loser must've sucked
>live in Illinois
>PE five days a week as mandated by state law
>You wore boots and still played
>Always played goalie for soccer and shut out team
>wearing anything other than sneakers before high school
>friend depants you in front of qt grils
>boxers come down too
>tfw you're a shower
>word spreads about your large benis
>get catcalls from all the grils the rest of the year
>Kickball
>Run bases around twice
>Fucking spaces are uneven and you can't steal
>be me
>in gym class one day
>look over
>see some kid go into one of the stalls
>he comes out with his gym clothes on because he was too afraid to let anyone see him without a shirt on
>everyone laughs at him as soon as he leaves the locker room
Be honest user, were you that kid?
>Soccer day in PE
>You get put on the retard team
>It's all girls
>They don't care at all
>You are the goalie
>End up getting abused because nobody helped
>not wearing your gym shirt under your regular shirt all day in preparation
LOL
I remember that one fat awkward kid. There were even a couple girls who did it too lol.
>Swimming day at PE
>That one kid who showered naked afterwards.
or
>forget your gym clothes
>docked points
>join random pick-up game
>ball is an adidas torfabrik
>style on them real good
>make everyone leave
>ball is still there
learn how to run from niggers with guns
kumiko
>play floor hockey
>Fat kid is goalie and just sits down
>Swimming day at PE
holy shit americans have this?
>be in PE class
>didn't get picked for a team for indoor soccer so have to do the walk of shame and ask the coach to put me on a team
>get put on the best team
>manage to float around and do nothing uo until the last game
>my turn to play goalie
>fml
>get the ball punted in my face by some literal 4'5 manlet spic soccerfag because fat and unathletic as fuck
>literally the entire gym laughs at me
>even my crush is laughing at me
Fuck me man. That hurt just typing it. I don't think I ever properly recovered from that one.
>classmate brought a rollon deodorant
>steal it from his bag
>pull of some leg hair and put it on the deodorant
if you remember this even until now you probably didn't
All the other kids have them
>be chad not concerned with sport
>wop pe class
>two or three of the hot nerdy sluts wop with with me
>we go round the back of the pe sheds and they take turns sucking my dick while i hoist them up in the air and eat their asses
>penis inspection day
>inspector jams his entire pinky up my urethra while the teacher wasn't looking
>square dance day
>get paired with goober kids instead of my friends
We had a 7 week swimming unit. It's not universal, many high schools don't have pools.
this is true and happened btw
based goosey
>new school
>forgot my football shoes
>playing barefoot
>moving the ball like a fucking god
>score the best goal in my shitty life
>all the girls in the class scream and cheer up
>get euphoric as fuck and run like a motherfucker behind the goal
>suddenly hot water in my foot
>sharp pain made me lose balance and fall
>scream like a little bitch
>get injured in the celebration when I stepped on a broken bottle
>Got 4 stitches in the foot
>miss the next two months
>when I am able to play again I suck worse than Higuain.
>It was supposed to be my year.
goddamn i wish i was american fugg
t. retard
millenials wouldn't be caught dead using the word "kicks"
>teacher: "everybody get into pairs"
>female P.E teachers making all the guys wear speedos for swimming class
>tfw small af
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