Gym day at school

>gym day at school
>tfw you forgot to bring your sneakers

>tfw you forgot to bring your pants
>some fatass who is one head smaller than you offers you his probably already worn 2nd pair

>tfw you forget the jester lurks the dairy aisle exclusively so you prance about like a fairy & cracks your eggs out of nowhere

>tfw it is always football so you just play barefoot

>classmates think i'm good at soccer
>actually just cherrypicking because they put all the girls on defense

>put on deodorant after gym
>"hey bro forgot mine can I use yours"
>someone else asks him for it
>gets passed around the entire locker room
>get back empty deodorant

>have best smelling cologne
>Every one always wants a spray
>girls say it smells good
too bad I was an ugly duckling then.

>sneakers

the fuck

>have vaginal yeast infection
>everyone gets it

are you a grill (female)?

What else would you wear to school?

trainers

yes, ahmed. why would i lie on the internet?

Those are sneakers

>sneakers

they're called "running shoes", you stupid faggot

Tennis shoes or basketball shoes?

What are kicks?

>gym day at gym
>forgot to put shorts in my gym bag

Had to work out in my jeans, some people smiled some looked at me like I was retarded

>penis inspection day
>i didn't was my asshole so i didn't pass
WHAT THE FUCK

>penis inspection day at school
>tfw you forgot your foreskin

>Mandatory square dance day

>tfw the inspector for the girls (vagoo inspection day) was fucking hot

wash*
>have to dance our "national dance" for our indepence day or some shit
>i get paired with the cutest girl
i don't like this feel

>kicks

millennial garbage

Kicks have been stylish since the 80s you rancid swine

i don't know what are those

>hit the showers after the game
>coach shows us how to clean our boy parts

>tfw sent a girl to the nurse because i blooted a shot straight to her face
>everyone thought you did it on purpose

>be black
>get made of fun for having a huge, crooked ddong

I believe (You).

>teacher tells us we get to play football
>nice
>it's actually australian rules football

>that one guy who was called "centimeter peter"
kek

Sounds to me as though you have a case of Black privilege. I think you should check that privilege, you pig!

>tfw sent some guy I don't like to the nurse because i blooted a shot straight to his face
>everyone thought you did it on purpose
>mfw they where right

>tfw playing smear the queer and wrecking tacklers
>tfw you accidentally broke your friends nose

I love you

>that one girl who calls out the female PE teacher's mustache

That fantastic gal is now a work at home mother of 4. I'm old.

>tfw the quarterback takes his homosexual frustration out of you

>gym class is co-ed

>female PE teacher always wore leggings
>that thong

never understood the whole visible panty line meme when you can see the visible thong

I went in for a hard layup playing basketball and knocked out a kid's tooth.

My family offered to pay his dental bill, but his family was one of those prideful poor families so they said no and he had to go throughout high school with a big ass gap in his face. My mom begged his mom to let her pay for a new tooth.

I still feel pretty bad about it to this day.

>playing basketball
>some guy tells me to try harder to win
>i start playing like shit because fuck that guy
fucking tryhards

>gym day
>teacher makes up some retarded game like basketball with footballs instead of just regular basketball

>playing basketball
>autistic kid accidentally pantses really athletic girl who was kinda hot
>manages to accidentally do it again three weeks later
this kid wasn't a creep at all, or even really an autist (just really, really smart,) merely an unfortunate bastard who labeled as one

When I was in undergrad and worked retail, I was surrounded by tryhards and they all hated my guts because I was laid back and in school. So I would purposefully go over and sabotage their sales by telling customers that they didn't need the super duper PC/laptop when all they were doing was browsing the internet and checking email.

They all complained to the manager and I got sent to the back to "warehouse" and stock shit. So I would just masturbate in the bathroom and edge for hours till I splooged all over the stall door handle and I wouldn't clean it.

Loved that job.

>its whiffle ball day

I'll never forget the day I saw my 8th grade gym teacher's whale tail. Fug she was such a milf.

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>that one girl with huge tits who hated wearing a Bra
almost caught a case lads

>ultimate frisbee

based
i had so many hot teachers through my school years
used to see all kinds of stuff
upskirts
whale tails
sideboobs
the hottest teacher i had used to wear really tight suit pants and you could always see the panty line but i reckon she would have worn really expensive silky ones because she was such a hot bitch

>self defense classes
>punch bully in the face hard as shit
>say I did it accidentally
>never picked on me again
>now he's smoking meth

>have to play ultimate frisbee
>didn't finish regular frisbee

Just because you sucked at them doesn't mean they don't suck as sports

*doesn't mean they suck as sports

>tfw playing crabcock at an all girls school

it's literally
>dude lets play football but with a flying disc LMAO
and wh*Teboys fall for it too

>tfw that one kid gets a broken nose with the Shredder ball and bleeds his way to the nurse's office but the teachers continue the game anyway

Based.

>tfw fell off the rope during rope climbing
>Tfw fear of ropes ever since

>gym class
>it's sepak takraw day again
getting a bit tired of it

>thought it was a joke whenever characters in 'murrican TV shows would say "you just have to show up to PE"
>it's actually true in many schools - you just have to wear the uniform

>its another 'chad picks all his buddies to be on his team and the teacher is too hungover to care' episode

>that day the Chad goofs of and picks the losers and they end up winning

Thanks Sean.

>tfwkicked the school shooter's ass at Tennis
>few years later he snaps

Literally dodged a bullet

>gym class in UK 2017
>me being the only white in my school i always get picked last
>on ahmeds team again
>muhammad is the leader of the other team, hes so dreamy
>playing footsies again
>im gonna show muhammad for not picking me
>kick the ball directly at him with all my might
>hits him directly in the face, he falls and is slow to get up, afterwards is sent to the nursing home
>in the principals office suspended and being charged with a hate crime

>that one post that got heaps of replies

>teacher does 1,2,3,4 teams in a line
>order yourself so youre on the chad team
>goes off order and puts you on the autistic team

fuck it, ultimate frisbee is still fun.
>Boy Scout summer camp (yeah yeah Boy Scouts are gay etc.)
>weekly campers vs. counselors UF game
>clearly the best player on the field
>making diving catch for a score, scrape knee while doing so
>counselors insist I go to the medical tent and sit out the rest of the game over a tiny scratch
serves them right, campers won and got to bang the female counselors

>not being one of the tallest and best looking athletes in your school

Being a loser must've sucked

>live in Illinois
>PE five days a week as mandated by state law

>You wore boots and still played
>Always played goalie for soccer and shut out team

>wearing anything other than sneakers before high school

>friend depants you in front of qt grils
>boxers come down too
>tfw you're a shower
>word spreads about your large benis
>get catcalls from all the grils the rest of the year

>Kickball
>Run bases around twice
>Fucking spaces are uneven and you can't steal

>be me
>in gym class one day
>look over
>see some kid go into one of the stalls
>he comes out with his gym clothes on because he was too afraid to let anyone see him without a shirt on
>everyone laughs at him as soon as he leaves the locker room
Be honest user, were you that kid?

>Soccer day in PE
>You get put on the retard team
>It's all girls
>They don't care at all
>You are the goalie
>End up getting abused because nobody helped

>not wearing your gym shirt under your regular shirt all day in preparation
LOL

I remember that one fat awkward kid. There were even a couple girls who did it too lol.

>Swimming day at PE
>That one kid who showered naked afterwards.

or

>forget your gym clothes
>docked points

>join random pick-up game
>ball is an adidas torfabrik
>style on them real good
>make everyone leave
>ball is still there

learn how to run from niggers with guns

kumiko

>play floor hockey
>Fat kid is goalie and just sits down

>Swimming day at PE
holy shit americans have this?

>be in PE class
>didn't get picked for a team for indoor soccer so have to do the walk of shame and ask the coach to put me on a team
>get put on the best team
>manage to float around and do nothing uo until the last game
>my turn to play goalie
>fml
>get the ball punted in my face by some literal 4'5 manlet spic soccerfag because fat and unathletic as fuck
>literally the entire gym laughs at me
>even my crush is laughing at me
Fuck me man. That hurt just typing it. I don't think I ever properly recovered from that one.

>classmate brought a rollon deodorant
>steal it from his bag
>pull of some leg hair and put it on the deodorant

if you remember this even until now you probably didn't

All the other kids have them

>be chad not concerned with sport
>wop pe class
>two or three of the hot nerdy sluts wop with with me
>we go round the back of the pe sheds and they take turns sucking my dick while i hoist them up in the air and eat their asses

>penis inspection day
>inspector jams his entire pinky up my urethra while the teacher wasn't looking

>square dance day
>get paired with goober kids instead of my friends

We had a 7 week swimming unit. It's not universal, many high schools don't have pools.

this is true and happened btw

based goosey

>new school
>forgot my football shoes
>playing barefoot
>moving the ball like a fucking god
>score the best goal in my shitty life
>all the girls in the class scream and cheer up
>get euphoric as fuck and run like a motherfucker behind the goal
>suddenly hot water in my foot
>sharp pain made me lose balance and fall
>scream like a little bitch
>get injured in the celebration when I stepped on a broken bottle
>Got 4 stitches in the foot
>miss the next two months
>when I am able to play again I suck worse than Higuain.

>It was supposed to be my year.

goddamn i wish i was american fugg

t. retard
millenials wouldn't be caught dead using the word "kicks"

>teacher: "everybody get into pairs"

>female P.E teachers making all the guys wear speedos for swimming class
>tfw small af

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