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non waifu edition

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The passfag cunt is fucking ruining /brit/

Hello disadvantaged urban youth of dusky complexion

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Bane?

any nigger man in?

had a hearty chuckle desu

Did you photoshop a white person over a lebanese person's pic? Lol silly whitey, your women want big arab dick

fucking loathe that waifu prick

yea same
what can you do but wait it out if janny doesnt do his job

*sneaks into the new thread first getting the best seat*
hehe

Any commieslug man in?

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i bet you were sitting there clicking update for the last 5 minutes waiting to post it as soon as you seen 309
sad case

any non gay men in?

goodbye lids

anime

*knocks on the front door of /brit/*

hello anybody there, can I come in?

wrong
i actually waited for 310 because 311 is when it doesnt bump anymore

*sings the national anthem in an overly dramatic fashion*

sue

I have seen this anime

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your post was the 310th so fuck off you early cunt

lad whose nervous about getting bummed here.

how do i suppress the feeling of needing to do a poo

Had me job interview lads.

It's genuinely worse on the phone than in person desu

anime

any fantasy team man in

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nah i was 311th

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stop posting the same pic of this ugly fucking prostitute

you don't need to do a poo when you're getting bummed you cretin

any house man in
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excuse me mate but i'm the resident animeposter

YES!!!
*opens the door*

where's pogba

phone interviews are always more awkward. same goes for phone meetings and so on.

i think the reason is that you can't use body-language, gage reactions or really be as personable over a phone as in person.

sqaueling

>american letting a brit into his own general
Broken Britain

don't rate him

feeling a bit smug at the group of yanks opposite me who have fucked up and lost all their money and are stranded here; theyre all frantically ringing up their parents and begging for extra money

heh heh heh
thatll teach them to be normies and try to have fun without meticulously and autistically planning every detail

watching this

youtube.com/watch?v=X23a9WkM4xI

When i had a girl fingering my bum and when i've played with sticking stuff up my bum - i always had this urge that i needed to do a poo (my bum hole was clearn)

>ywn do lines with maisie and sophie in a disabled toilet

why am I alive

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any arse man in

Yep.

I tried to instill rapport but they didn't really laugh, was just cold.

I also goobered up by not having a webcam (I thought it was a phone interview jobbie)

how dare you

haha he did the meme!

reckon spohie has ever sat on maisies face?

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just relax
youre just not used to it is all

theres no need to put a limit on anime posters, friend

>I play fantasy football

benders are truly mentally ill

doesn't seem very likely

teddy's got the swiper

>don't you get the sensation of needing a poo anyway. always had that whenever i tried experimented with the ol' bumhole.
not really

phenomenal post

1. Mugi
2. Mio
3. Ui
4. Ritsu
5. Yui
6. Azusa
7. Jun

daily reminde rthat /britgoingout/ crew have their weekly meeting tomorrow (friday) at phonox. hope to see you there xoyo

Me llamo Roberto y acambos de robar un banco

swipe... down

shagging a bloke up the arse does NOT count as losing your virginity so don't get any ideas benders

piss offio

maybe getting that sensation is a sign i shouldn't be playing with the ol' bum.

shame because i have a yearning to try.

1. Fuck off weeb
2. Fuck off weeb
3. Fuck off weeb
4. Fuck off weeb
5. Fuck off weeb
6. Fuck off weeb
7. Fuck off weeb

maricon

need a books tights gf

any ween man in

imagine getting to the stage where you shove things up your bum for pleasure, like literally just imagine it

can't even fathom how far gone some of you benders must be

What is the average young adult brit opinion on us?
Do most of you really hate us or is it exclusive to the internet, online games and drunk people?

feelingly slyly confident
in a league at work for money too

it just means you arent used to it
it goes away after a couple of times

TIGHTS

u guys are fucking weird but i get along with you

t. a lot of german friends a few who were good ones for the short period of time before we fell apart because htey fucking weird

not really

we only hate you if you like being part of the EU

if you're a neo-nazi you're alright in our book

based deutschbro
the whole migrant meme is a bit dire but we can overlook that

hello nigger

are those the guys who did the spongebob movie song at the end?

>is it exclusive to the internet, online games and drunk people?
mostly yeh, i have nothing against germans and have met lots of good uns plus a few bellends.

Die kraut

most people think youve generally just got things sorted, we have a fair bit of respect for you i guess.

nobody actually wants to live there though, we sort of think of it as a wellordered but grey machineland

>3 meme strikers

idk look it up yourself

on a personal level most krauts I've met I've fine

On a national level your country is cancer

FOD

how do yanks manage to be so witty?

LOL

>import 2 million 30 year old syrian men
>got things sorted

howling

see u lads in soho in 30 minutes probably be in the friendly society xx

Google the following:
>WW1
>WW2
>European Union

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Absolute slammer of a summer choon

they're memes because they score goals

just want a green card so I don't have to deal with you non-people anymore

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in a hour. any advice?

why arent there more speech options to hate serana cant stand that whinging feminist bitch

nigger

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