Muh backache, can't play for Liverpool

>muh backache, can't play for Liverpool
>woah, Brazilian treatment is awesome, can play for muh nt now

Is he, drae I say it, the most backstabbing cunt?

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>preferring not to risk an injury in the eplel but still being patriotic enough to play for your nt
>backstabbing

Back to 2ch, Takashi-kun.

>he cares more about his NT than some failed english club
sounds reasonable for me

It's almost as if he doesn't care about the inbred english club of losers and subhumans keeping him hostage

Liverpool doesn't deserve anything good

Sorry that our medics are top tier, Ken-sama.

Do you guys still suck or have you sorted your teams shit out? Also who's your keeper?

look at this legitimately impressive, potential tactical blunders notwithstanding

they already qualified to the WC , you idiot

its just Tite things

So have iran, qualifying isn't in itself impressive

Switch jemerson with Marquinhos and I like it. Also just realized half their damn team plays for psg

Honestly what did you expect from a dirty Brazilian monkey?

lot of mad monkeys itt

based

mad flopp nuthuggers itt

Yeah we have like 10 wins in the last 11 games though.

GK is not sorted out yet. I bet it will probably be Ederson.

>tfw on the last training session of the year gerrard decides to join in, and two foots this treacherous little pricks knees all the way back to the favela he slithered out of

>Mexicans
>loyal

Top kek

THIS

this 2bh

>Brazil
>top tier in anything except mortality

>caring about other men
cringe

fellas?

You guys had a show with one of our doctors:
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>Dr. 90210 is an American reality television series focusing on plastic surgery in the wealthy suburb of Beverly Hills, California.
Dr. Robert Rey = Brazilian

>Mexican medicine is top tier

LOLLLL

Imagine being this retarded lmfao

Why am I being retarded exactly?

top tier backstabbers
never put trust into brazilian footballers

Seriously?

*never trust South Americans

1:7 at home in a game that actually mattered. Absolutely humiliated.

Probably avoided playing him so Barca can't change their mind.

>150m for le occasional blooter man

anything else would be idiotic

>Seriously?
Of course. I can't tell since I'm retarded. You could point it out to me. I'm curious.

>southampton should let vvd go, it's unfair to keep him hostage when he obviously doesn't want to play for them anymore. newly signed 5 year contracts doesn't mean anything in modern football anways

>coutinho is a backstabbing cunt, he signed a contract less than a year ago and should stay loyal to the club who made him the player he is today

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*never trust Americans

>Mexican medicine is top tier
>you

I'm just guessing you're an underage edgy retard.

He was back home to good sopa de macaco and tranny sex, these traditional Brazilian remedies work wonders.

Funny you say that because it's Klopp who made up the whole "he's just sick" to hide the fact that Coutinho doesn't fucking want to play for them anymore. lol

I'm guessing you're a spic who's blind to facts.

should be Alisson

this

>Livershit finally gave in and will let Coutinho leave for €150 million in a few days but not until they buy a replacement which will be Lemar
It's over lads, Goatinho is one of us now.

Just use Bruno. The memes are what's important

>150 million for someone who isn't a top 20 player in the world

JUST

>goatinho
>not top 5 in the world
lmao fokin amerishits

This. Nobody cares about Standard Chartered or any of those brands. Southamericans are fans of southamericans teams with a few exceptions.

SEETHING barça customer

He's not even top 5 in midfielders. Probably barely top 5 midfielders in epl lmao

>poor jellyfags
lmao how sad

Why do deluded Barca fans still think Coutinho will leave Liverpool?

It's really quite sad.

I like how this fact about the typical Sup Forumserg was ignored
Cancerous shithole full of hypocrites
Based Norway

It's not like >us being hypocrites was news to anyone.

Tite dropped him from the squad lmao

>Using a VPN to suck yourself off
Pathetic

you mean from the starting XI because coutinho is still on the late stages of recovery from a serious back injury

Go back to /reddit/

L M A O

>a brazilian cares more about his country than some burger owned team

Do you retards believe that south americans are fans of eurotrash teams? There's a reason before the 90's we'd fuck every euro team in the ass, players didn't leave to europe. Nowadays It's necessary if you don't want to be poor.

It's just his job

>we
Fuck off, your football hasn't been relevant since 1950.

Peñarol would fuck any european team before the 90s and did so several times.

Also remember when you changed our match location in the Mexico world cup because you were scared? faggot monkey

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to be 100% fair Brazillian physio doctors are pretty good.I know it doesn't have anything to do with the thread but a lot of brazillian players were horrorized by german doctors, using leeches and other meme medicine

cuban doctors are the best la'

Common Silva, take it easy, Uruguay is bro tier, they where even part of Huezil in the past

What are you doing lad? Urgayans are our bros

UMA DELICIA

this

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How many season still in his L'pool contract?
Nigga don't want to play he can rot on bench now.