/metal/ general: this frightens the blackie edition
old thread:
/metal/
Robert Anderson
Michael Bailey
>when the soy hits just right
Ethan Ward
What we're Darkthrone thinking with the last 3 songs on Transilvanian Hunger?
Jonathan Butler
>dumb namefag can't even use the soy meme correctly
kill yourself
David Smith
...
Evan Thompson
kill yourself
Jonathan Stewart
Liam Brown
Hey man how's it going?
Christopher Johnson
Most overrated album anyway
Panzerfaust and A Blaze in the Northern Sky blow it the fuck out
Wyatt Rogers
kill yourself
Jason Green
I’M A REBEL IN THE F.D.G.
AND I SAY ONLY GOD IN HEAVEN KNOWS
Adam Hughes
Cool, let me know how its goes bruh
Evan Powell
IN THE SHADOW OF THE HOOOOORNS
ONLY SEEN BY THE KIIIIIIINGS
Benjamin Wilson
And Under a Funeral Moon is their best.
Austin Ward
dubious
Kayden Hernandez
what's some metal that isn't so obnoxiously aggressive?
Austin Bell
...
Jose Brooks
Under a Funeral Moon is objectively the worst of the 90s BM era
Parker Reed
...
Hunter Morgan
I like system of a down, but thats more alt metal
Jason Martin
Maybe some 80s glam lite like Mr Big wouldn't trigger and frighten you?
Jack Hernandez
Glam
James Brown
>gets bitches, not some orbiter
>never does open mouth soy smile
>instead smiles naturally, seems to enjoy life
>is confident in his goofy hair and shirts
>not seen making “I’m so sorry” or “fuck Drumpf” posts
lads i think this guy might not be a nu-male
Jacob Fisher
That's the difference between a nu-male and a soyboy. Those things you're listing are soyboy properties
Mason Turner
We were all wrong...
Logan Anderson
youtube.com
>is an absolute madman
Elijah Hill
hi jimmy
no but seriously who cares, he just looks stupid so it's fun to shipost his pics
and he consciously chose all that makes him look stupid, so it's not even cruel to shitpost his pics
Logan Cook
>metal general on Sup Forums
>mostly shitposting about what constitutes a soyboy as if everybody in the thread is insecure about their masculinity
really makes me think
Cameron Martinez
>soyboy meme is posted
>soyboy gets mad
every time
Parker Miller
really fires up my neurons
Gabriel Flores
youtube.com
How can other bands even compete?
Josiah King
lmao, if you are insulted by the soyboi meme, whether you are a 220 pound tank or 100 pound bitchnigga, you are indeed a soyboi, my man
Jaxon Martinez
>the trve virgin
>the nu-Chad
Elijah Roberts
>white power ranger shirt
/ourguy/ confirmed
Evan Allen
So Sunbather is a nu-male album but I'm safe if I listen to New Bermuda? Got it
Mason Nguyen
>nu-male logic
Lincoln Cox
Luna is unironically a great track
Daniel Kelly
Blackies get out this is a glam/trad/power thread
Ryan Baker
Black metal is strictly satanic and has nothing to do with fucking human politics.
Dylan Baker
>band has six singers
Oliver Jones
Euro was a communist and wanted to own slaves
Zachary Campbell
>he listens to black "metal"
Robert Rogers
>this entire genre never has anything to do with politics ever because i said so
lmfao bruh
Leo Baker
A friendly reminder that satanic metal is the best metal.
Christopher Sanders
He was an authoritarian communist because he understood it to be the system that'd bring the greatest amount of suffering to the world and the disgusting people in it, he didn't include the politics in black metal, nor in the music, nor in its philosophy.
Parker Hernandez
not so fast there buddy
Eli Anderson
Any other albums by Profanatica worth getting other than their debut?
Christopher Kelly
any power metal bros ITT? post what you're listening.
youtube.com
Liam Myers
i remember high school too user
Adrian Baker
>having a chart with this little artist variety
Dominic Bennett
why are black "metal" fans (who absolutely do not, nor ever will, belong here) such edgy suckers ?
Nathaniel Phillips
Why the fuck would you leave out De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas? Specially when fucking Slayer is included, which is barely satanic in any way.
Anthony Sanchez
>Mercyful Fate
>Running Wild
>Death SS
>extreme metal
Jayden Brown
>hey ladies hw about a selfie with a goofy clown like myself?
>oh yes im such a chad banging thots left and right! dont believe me? heres proof
Austin Wood
>Master's Hammer
Do you realize, that they were taking a piss, even before the scene became a thing?
Colton Walker
Damn that's edgy
I sure hope he's changed his views these days
Thomas Powell
>implying that's not a chad way to manipulate both men and women into thinking you're a chad
Gavin Cruz
...
Asher Stewart
>destruction
>satanic metal
Asher Jones
I'm pretty sure he grew up like most people in the scene
Cooper Watson
they fail at life so they try to fit in with the cool edgy kids but fail even at that
Josiah Peterson
literally this, if you've never met one of these clowns irl then i guess i envy you
Christian Ortiz
>these days
lost
Ayden James
Athenar doing an AMA on reddit
>What have you been listening to lately?
>I could give a smart ass remark that would deserve me a punch in the nose like "listening to the sounds of your sister groaning while she twiddles her twat" but that's not cool. so i'll give you a straight answer. I just got done listening to forged in fire by anvil. nothing crazy. a classic!
Jaxson Jenkins
this chart features the best metal that ever has been or ever will be created
here’s the 2nd greatest
Julian Rivera
BASED
Brandon Hill
Remember who the real chads in metal are
Tyler Barnes
ah I see. Thanks user.
HERE COMES THE HERO
STAAAAND IN LIIIIIIIIIIINE
Lincoln Kelly
He's a faggot
>Rainbow
literally the symbol of faggots
>Michael Schenker Group
showed off his tiny dick in public and got fired like a faggot
>Alcatraz
faggots ass rape each other in prison
Benjamin Hernandez
the rainbow was originally a christian symbol user......
established after god killed 99% of life on earth, pretty metal
Matthew Hernandez
wow, you totally make for a strong argument to stop listening to him
so how many churches did you burn today Mathias, you manly man?
Levi Adams
about three fiddy
Adam Jackson
>black metal is the only true form of metal
Nicholas Price
this annihilates the soy
Asher Walker
so you burned three and the fourth one didn't burn to the ground?
Dominic Morales
good thread
Isaac King
What about Death my man
Landon Ramirez
Are they overrated?
Julian Price
you could say they're Victim of Changes
Caleb Green
New Bermuda is actually good and actually metal
Blake Price
need something like this, with no vocals.
youtube.com
Dominic Stewart
i never hear about them outside of this shit general complaining about how nu-male tier they are
Sebastian Nguyen
No, their albums are solid from the very first EP.
Ryan Cox
Kriegsmaschine was better
Brandon James
Nice b8 m8
Dominic Cruz
soyboy detected
Jordan Sanders
how fucking new are you
Sebastian Clark
Never bothered looking at your shitty metal threads.
Instant regret.
Fucking Glamfaggots
Noah Hall
>being too soy for glam
yikes
Dominic Wright
>Chadham Bonnet
>Michael Schadker
youtube.com
Brody Green
I thought the cover looked cool and gave it a listen. Holy shit does it suck.
Adrian Evans
>muh nature
Oliver Cruz
can anyone rec me some fuzzy black metal that's actually hifi?
Juan Nguyen
Made me chuckle user, thanks!
Josiah Rodriguez
What does this even mean, isn't horrible fuzzy guitar tone the opposite of hifi
Cooper Hernandez
Alright, which one of you faggots made this?
Owen Cook
No they have good music. But their other project Kriegsmaschine had more interesting potential.
Parker Hall
you seem mad, maybe try chilling
Jaxon Gutierrez
me
Noah Gomez
>made me chuckle
>you seem mad
user I don't think you know how emotions work.