Visiting another country

>visiting another country
>"user, where are you from?"
>"I'm from Ger ... Switzerland"

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smart kraut, if I ever met a German I would shoot him.

>user, where are you from?

>s...southern france, honhon

>"user, where are you from?"
>"I'm from the Netherlands"

Why do Germs do this?
Mentally ill retards.

>where are you from
>denmark
>what???
>i mean germany
>ahhh guten tag

I'm Greek

>"user, where are you from?"
>"I'm from It... Switzerland"

Are you me?

>tfw no swiss gf
youtube.com/watch?v=E3-UfPCubsE

>user, where are you from?
>The U...Canada

you can spot a german from 1 mile away

you can spot an italian from 2 miles away

DANES BTFO ONCE AGAIN

You guys are too swarthy to pass as Swiss

stupid subhuman

What about someone from Ticino?

Never heard of Ticino?

>visiting another country
>"user, where are you from?"
>"I'm from Germany"
>"Hahaha look at this cuck, he is from Germany! Be a good goy and pay reparations now or I'll call you Nazi again!"

>"user, where are you from?"
>"I'm from Russia"
>"LEAVE UKRAINE AND SYRIA ALOOONE YOU FUCKING NAZI"

How do we get rid of Iki?

nuke this shithole

>"user, where are you from?"
>M-Malaysia
>"Malaysia? Hmm never heard of it"
>You know about the missing plane?
>"Oh yes now I remember. There's another one that being shot down, right? I'm very sorry"
>Thanks, y-you too

We wait for his inevitable suicide
Here, Malaysia is pretty famous due to a popular series of adventure books set there, but people will expect you to look like this

tfw everyone recognizes american accents

People here know about Malaysia but they think of it as just another one of those sex tourism countries

When I hear American accent irl I feel like I'm in a movie or tv show

>"user, where are you from?"
"I'm from Russia"
>Player has left the game

>visiting USA
>"user, where are you from?"
>"G-Germany"
>"My nigger! I am 6/48th German myself, my great grand mother's boy toy was from Johannisburg"

>6/48th
disgusting it should it 3/24ths

tfw I had been telling other people where I was from before I knew my country spreading hentai products all over the world.

Even worse it should be 1/8 you dumb fucks

actually it should be 0

Pic related is me in Italy probably 20 years ago. As a kid it's funny to see baby angel peeing fountain. I saw boobs on tv (soap ad). Pretend to have seeds on my hand so pigeon would gather around me. Good times.

Because if you tell people you are german they will instantly hate you.
Especially in other euro countries and in anglo countries

>"user, where are you from?"
>I'm Mex... I mean Ameri... Oh no, wait, I'm Guat...oh fuck... no damn good countries in the area, Cuban?

>"I'm am from Al-I mean Japan"

Why did you take a photo with our military police?

My parents saw them and asked them is it okay for me to have a picture with them. You know, touristy stuff.

>Leaving an unreduced fraction
Jimmies rustled

Because you don't go on holidays so people can yell at you for ww2 and the EU.
It's also way easier to socialize that way because foreigners are mostly dumb and build their opinion on stereotypes which are not very good on our side tb h.
It's not really retarded btw

>visiting USA
>"user, where are you from?"
>"G-Germany"
>"Heil Hitler amirite"
>*Nazi salute*
>*Commences exaggerated Nazi March*
>*Tells Holocaust jokes to see if Hans will laugh*

I've never done this but unironically considered it.

I did it just to compare some reactions and it worked.

I just have to say one word and people can tell.
youtube.com/watch?v=49CkgeQVh70

Tell a good holocaust joke

There are many Germans in Kiev. Nobody hides the place where he came from.
Why Them do this?

>Why Them do this?

> Visit other country
> I stepped on the man's shoes as I crossed the traffic lights
> He looked at me
> Ah..... Smimasen..

Even here nobody cares idiot.

>"user, where are you from?"
>*starts singing*
youtube.com/watch?v=rzOzUHYwPms

>Where are you from?
>Canada
>Oh, what state is that in?
>M-Maine? ;(

>visiting europe during summer
>burnt as fuck
>"hey where are you from?"
>"turkey"
>"hey you look like spanish"

>visiting USA early spring
>not burnt at all thx winter
>"hey are you from north-east?"
>"no turkey"
>"i could swear to god you are an american"

hmmm

Finland is water.
German is fish.
Come to water and relax.

I'm too poor at the moment

Panamanians are pretty based.

When they find out that you're German the Brits will ask if you still burn jew in your garden and stuff like that

memes aside burgers and brits are probably the most ignorant people in this world

there is hope

that is very nice of you finland if only anyone wanted to go to your fucking county other then going to kill yourself

26 euros from Bremen.

>be in UK
>taxi driver asks where im from
>germany
none the wiser, done this three times now

converted cuck....

If you take "burn jews" jokes serious you should consider suicide

>Hey user where are you from?
>I'm from It-... Romania.

. obviously a dumb American didn't get the point

maybe just go to usa an get shot

Why would you lie about this? I'd love for people to think that I'm Italian.

That's pretty dumb tho. They don't like germans either.
Say you are russian

i once walk past a group of you krats once here in FL digging a huge hole on the beach and told them and ask why and one of them said

>D-Day Syndrome

made me kek

>go to foreign country
>act like a complete fucking cunt to everyone, ruin hotel rooms, disrespect national monuments and customs
>"hey where are you from?"
>"straya m8"

coverted as in?

>I'd love for people to think I'm a lazy greasball that lost wars against literal niggers

You krauts are really delusional about this hate
World War 2 was long as fuck ago
Most people in America and even the U.K. have German ancestry
Stop victimizing yourselves

т. шытaлиян дияcпopa

Hey, as long as you're white and from Northern Italy you're fine ;)

>visiting another country
>"user, where are you from?"
>"Je ne comprends pas ce que vous dites. Parlez français, je vous prie."

>je vous prie
I am what?

What?

WTF I love Jews now

>ameri-Canada!

translate.google.fr/?hl=fr#fr/en/je vous prie

>Oh, desole mais je parle seulement un peu de francais

>where are you from user
>I'm European .. hhahaa

That doesn't make sense though.

youtube.com/watch?v=o9XRox6kKMw

>Where are you from user?
>Eh.. Syria.

>Je vous prie
>I you (many) beseech
>Do x, I beg you.
It makes perfect sense.

>fuck off dirty ugly moor
>im spanish
>sangria fiesta paella!

Why do French people talk like kings?

Based jews

wtf.

because it's the languague of king you peasant

WE

I'm from The Ne-

Holland.

youtube.com/watch?v=kCI5A-fn0m8

NOUS ETIONS ROY ET MERDE

That's even dumber, why would you turn tables against yourself? Everyone hates Russians, because they associate us with "Russo-touristo" and our shitty government.

I really love shema-

girls

>"Where are you from, user?"
>BLOODY LANDIN YA WANKER
>"Ah yes, merry old England. How go things on the other side of the pond? Still got that queen?"

works like a charm every single time

Tbqh I do it more to make the socializing less annoying.
Foreigners have this weird tendency to take stereotypes serious.
People unironically believe we are all workaholics, cold, blonde, unfunny etc and when they have this stereotype in mind they will warp everything you do into some shit they can complain about.
For example tell a joke and say you are swiss, people will laugh, say you are german and people won't laugh and will just say "uh that's so typical german" because they are so brainwashed with these stereotypes. Same goes for example with the french. If a french guy doesn't want to give you a cigarette then people will say "uh typically french are so egoistic" and not just say "wow this dude is so egoistic". Or they instantly think an American is stupid and will just pretend everything you say is wrong.
This of course only applies for the dumb mainstream population but still, people are fucked in the head.

i don't hate russians :)

Why don't just being yourselves?

I should try that some time.

Underrated.