Lets hash out the details of our new island; We need a name, some laws and of course our religion shall be the Church of Kek. I also move that we construct statues of angry frogs around the perimeter to further ward off normalfags.
the one in the picture? the buildings alone look 2-3 M
Sebastian Harris
Yeah its strange why people are so superstitious
>inb4 ghosts
Tyler Young
yeah, whole island sold for 400,000 euros in 2014 according to google not sure if its still inhabited
Cooper Gomez
OP buying an island DO NOT grant any autonomy from the state law of the country that owns it
all countries will try to stop separatists for fracturing their border integrity
as such buying an island will not lead to forming a new state if you do not posses means to defend it
and EVEN if you somehow manage to do it, the thing will not be able to sustain any significant population
Nathan Parker
I get the feeling that they're empty and falling apart but as a Carpenter and with some of Sup Forums help I'd be glad to fix them up for housing.
Charles Johnson
cool. where is it?
Dominic Wright
Pretty cheap
Adam Peterson
I'll be the priest of the church of kek
Juan Jackson
I'm a plasterer so we're covered senpai
yeah yeah shhhhhhhhhhhh
Venetian bay area
Brayden Gutierrez
crowdfund it. set up an indie go go or whatever the fuck. people that contribute 1k can live there. contributions below and you can vacation there once a year
Wyatt Myers
Oh and by the way, the place is littered with mass graves and plague pits Apparently roughly 160,000 bodies were buried there from ancient Roman times
Zachary Ramirez
I've been there.
I lived in Venice from 2006-12. Swam out to the island with friends a few times. Pretty creepy but most of it is superstition.
Anthony Gutierrez
The island itself is between Venice and lido, in the middle of the lagoon
Camden Miller
Anyone willing to work for beer and tendies is welcome
We will need slave labour to build the Great Pyramids of Kek
Also witnessed
Jose Gutierrez
Are you stupid? That's the value of my 4 bedroom apartment.
Thomas Evans
Do people go there often? It looks like theres not even any graffiti
Nolan Hill
>scared of ancient graves
Never visit Paris.
Evan Kelly
I like it, but it is too small and we need loads of room for all our white children.
The race aint gonna save itself m8
Nicholas Lopez
I'm claiming the Octagon. You bastards must call me Octavian. Keep to your amorphous whatever-that-is. Only hot crazy women are welcome over here. Until they are found to be tiresome. *splash* You normies will be crying out for our unique trade goods. Picnic tables that seat eight. Wheels that *clunk,clunk, clunk, clunk etc* Stop signs
All hail Octavian! Don't call me Gaius. You're fucking Gaius.
Christian Butler
>our religion shall be the Church of Kek
Sup Forums is Christian
Elijah Jenkins
REAL Sup ForumsONY THREAD
Parker Hall
I'm changing my name to Gaius Julius Caesar and you cant stop me I shotgun the belltower
David Moore
Fuck off cuck
Jace Mitchell
>plague pits wouldn't that mean that rodents/animals there are very likely to be infested by fleas/lice ?
Gavin Parker
someone set up a fucking crowdfund page
Joshua Jackson
The trick is, to buy the Island, and respect the sovereignty of the country that owns it. Simple as that, and if you keep a low profile, and don't do anything crazy or illegal, they'll just leave you alone.
Henry Roberts
>I shotgun the belltower
Excellent choice. Forcefully ban alternate methods of keeping time.
Bentley Ross
I plan on blasting weaboo music at full volume to annoy everyone in the bay Its also so I can watch you cunts with my scoped rifle to make sure you're not being degenerates
Samuel Howard
>Ausfalian >Scoped Rifle
Am I in the land of make-believe?
Joseph James
So we would not only get the island but also a consistent supply of bioweapon material? I'm in. Forget gas, plague the kikes.
Julian Hughes
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Anthony James
We should hire a reverend to bless the island.
Noah Gonzalez
I have a hunting license Its not that hard to get guns here, you just need to get a license which is a ton of paperwork so people usually dont bother Also the regulations are ridiculously strict
Noah Brown
why buy island if youre going to claim soverignty
there is plenty of uninhabited land avaliable, i make country in ten year
Matthew Campbell
Anything good /k/ommaraden?
Nolan Gomez
What, like as in guns? I dont own any, way too expensive for a part timer If I go hunting with my dad we just hire some rifles or use our family friends'
Nolan Jackson
Isn't that place fucking haunted? They used to put all the dying there. It probably still has plague.
I propose that a rule be created insisting that everyone on the island be male. This will probably happen anyway, since this is Sup Forums, but I want to make sure that the island is free from the temptations provided by women. I also want to guarantee that all men are STD free so that we can happily share unprotected sex among our chosen utopian community. Shouldn't be hard to administer either -- we just need testing on arrival and very limited departures, with retesting on return. Like they do in the porn industry. Does this seem practical, anons?
Leo Gomez
what would Sup Forums islands flag be goys?
Landon Reed
Smug pepe probably
Leo Lopez
Not even the 160,000 dead will know peace from our shitposts.
Kevin Evans
You are foolish to tread, much more LIVE on such forsaken grounds. An island made entirely of the ashes of the diseased and abandoned, and you wish to live on it? Go then. Make camp for a night, but do not blame us when you succumb to the screams of the damned that shriek into the darkness.
Joshua Roberts
>implying its not my goal to redpill some evil spirits and create an undead army of skellys and ghosts
You americans are so overly dramatic
Owen Ramirez
>crapfactory/awesomemysteries/islandofmadness.htm
dude, it's all you. go for it!
Ethan Hill
They will not listen to our modern tongues. I suggest we try to bless the island or purify it before we even consider taking residence upon it.
Nicholas Myers
Hire some Pajeets to poo on it?
Jason Peterson
Not too often, most Italians are superstitious
William Barnes
>ITT: LARPing faggots Kill yourself.
Wyatt Martinez
Too cheap. Fake and gay
Carter Harris
That will only make them angrier.
Mason Ortiz
I'm in if we can have slaves. Literal slaves, like the good old days in America.