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the oneitis edition

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what a shite edition

whats the biggest benis you've ever seen?

it's an ok edition

am imagining a 4some with these Croat beefcakes rn

bit early

remember looking forward to the day is my enemy

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bit gay

business idea: exterminate every living thing in luton

sent that Yank runt packing

hahahahaa

had 3 shits in the past hour, stomach feels awful

man?

british cocks

We're all decaying vessels of flesh and bone lads. What does it all mean

IRL? probably my old rugby team's fly half
thicker than a can of febreze

maybe, but I don't think so

yes

>go into the club smashed out of my brains
>there's an upper floor which has like an outdoor smoking area
>open the door to the smoking area
>some random bloke says "sorry mate, this area's not open"
>too drunk to think about it, just say "ok sorry", thinking he works there
>his whole friend groups starts shrieking and going waheyyyyyyyyyyyyy and laughing about it
>still dont understand whats going on so i just push past them

hmmmmm

FUCKING OWNED

*gracefully lands in the thread, crushing a yank beneath my boots*
Good evening

*walks up to the bar*
yeah can I have a strongbow dark fruits love ta
*pays £3.50*
*rejoin mates*

no

>be poor
>try to act rich
>fail
>claim victory

Ah yes, it's another "Cars just get you from A to B desu anyone who buys a BMW must therefore be showing off" edition.

>old BMWs are a bastard to repair as well

Trudat

Friend from school, typical Chad, the big bertha was its name.

sue

the british are bullies

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1. Mugi
2. Mio
3. Ui
4. Ritsu
5. Yui
6. Azusa
7. Jun

remembering when i was in 6th grade and we had just moved and it was my first day at this really ghetto school in the city. i was in the basketball place outside before school we had to stand in and some guy put his hand on my shoulder and i judo flipped him on the concrete. he was just this mexican kid my same age. wtf was wrong with me

babestation

no need

>beta lanklets sit in their rooms that smell of cum thinking this is attractive

biggest willy you've ever seen?

Literally have more in common with foreigners than i do with poshos from the home counties.

bit mental that.

had a 1986 Audi when i was 16 and everyone thought i was rich haha
paid $1100 for it

>Captcha is now showing images of military units in full combat gear asking to identify helicopters and other military vehicles

What does Mr Noseberg mean by this?

>captcha

lol, I remember that

how quaint

>still not using legacy

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my old gay crush who humiliated me back in school is posting of him and his millions of friends having a good time on his instagram again

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they outsourced military intelligence to G4S (who went on to outsource it to ReCaptcha), didn't you hear?

Broken Britain, innit

REALLY wish you'd stop this racist, unfunny gimmick

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eric, simply eric

wish all girls looked like this

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>try to sound like i have a unique insight into the topic by parroting what the comentator off the news last night said

meme magic

I have legacy checked but it still doesn't load most of the time
I don't get it

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REALLY wish you'd continue this absolutely hilarious gimmick

ah yes, very offensive

source on full scene?

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>try to sound like i have a unique insight into the topic by parroting what Sup Forums said
>everyone avoids me until my firing 2 days later

Really wish you'd continue this gimmick.

For years the simple-minded Deano studies women, whilst I study the blade.

praise kek

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>having a debate

i'll stop when the other guy stops posting asian women

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>try to whittle down the nuance of my thoughts so that the paeons might possibly comprehend it

Ohhhh there's a dog on the pitch!

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read a particularly grim story in the DM today (i don't read it non-ironically, part of my job includes scouring news stories relevant to our organisation but i often up using that as an excuse just to sit there reading random newsstories off different websites)

was about this old lady who had an illiterate indian servant,

show him no mercy

>prised
hmmm

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>Shit on the desk and smear it all over my coworkers face

ngl if I was out walking through town and pepe appeard on a big digital screen it would be fucking surreal

fascinating that lad

he actually looks like you though

anyone seen 'it follows'?

first film that's genuinely made me scared days after watching it, since i was a kid

home alone for 3 days and i keep thinking something's gonna break into my house

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as the Daily Mail, is in fact, The Mail Online, or as I've recently taken to calling it, The Daily Mail Online. The Daily Mail is not a news corporation unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning wider system made useful by having the same editors, managers and business strategy as the Daily Mail Online, these components together comprising a full news corporation as defined by the Press Association.

Many readers read a modified version of the News Corp system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Daily Mail Online which is widely used today is often called "The Daily Mail", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Daily Mail Online system, developed by Rupert Murdoch.

There really is a Daily Mail, and these people are reading it, but it is just a part of the news network they use. The Daily Mail is the kernel: the core organ that allocates the corporations's resources to the other programs that we run. The corporation is an essential part of a newspaper, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete journalistic system. The Mail Online is normally used in combination with the Daily Mail business system: the whole system is basically The Daily Mail with Online added, or The Daily Mail Online. All the so-called "Daily Mail" distributors are really distributors of The Daily Mail Online.

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>start printing out pictures of slags and stapling them to coworkers faces

did you read it? it was so grim.

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>having a debate about current affairs at work
>parrot what I read in The Economist this week
>everyone thinks I'm really smart and have become the "go-to guy" for current affairs

woah, so this is the power of the radcen

you arrive in high wycombe

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>nip down to the hat shop at lunch and start putting fedoras on anyone that tries to debate me

Really got spooked when that big lanklet emerges through the cellar door. Fucking hell.

want a lad to piss in my arse

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>Piss my pants and call them all Normans while screeching and slamming my bollocks into the drawers of the desk

nightmarish

feel like i deserved at least 1 (You) for that joke tbqh

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>having a debate about current affairs at work
>parrot jordan peterson and try to pass them off as my own thoughts
>normies sit in awe at my intelligence

you know NOTHING about me or my family

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>POOOOOEY WEEEEEEE HAVING A GREAT BIG SHIT IN A SEA OF POO POO PAKI NIGGER WATER

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>drop my research chemicals and become enlightened to demolish all arguments with a hint of subjectivity

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>arrive at the issue of islam
>comments are made about racists who hate muslims
>I simply say "Islam is not a race"
>everyone is in shock at my intellectual prowess

haha

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>Sarah is having one with Rob from HR and Dean is banging Claire from accounting

I would've given you a (You) if I read your post, thanks for being upfront enough to bring attention to it
It was a good joke

paid an escort to piss in my arse once when she was done fisting me and my bumhole was gaping

she sprayed most of it on my arse and back, the piss that did go in stung my insides after i'd squirted it out

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redpilled the kids that i coach about scalping in colonial nova scotia

Did you tell them about the dragon of chaos and the belly of the whale?

>having a debate about current affairs at work
>smugly call my colleagues 'sheed' and 'rorke', 'rorkesheed', or 'tarquin' after every comment they make

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Never seen an 'own goal' in an international footy game until I watched the GB roastie team hahaa

stay woke my niggas

mate