35

>35
>could pass as an 18 year old

what went right?

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Still can't believe they got a white guy to play a pharaoh.

Botox, money and a generally healthy outlook on life

In what world? In most of his pics he looks old, like a 35 year old. He just sounds like a faggot 18 year old.

He's 5'9"

the ridiculous jawline

5'7" actually

African Americans don't crack.

>18
>with those 10 lb bags

He clearly hasn't done the botox or any facial reconstruction. He doesn't need to.

Shaving.

I thought he was early/mid 20s.

>In what world? In most of his pics he looks old, like a 35 year old.

objectively untrue

Stays out of the sun.

I try and get as little as possible. It keeps you lookin young man i tell you gotta believe the jive I'm talkin you feel me timepants?

he's beautiful, clearly it's just good genes plus he probably actually takes care of himself unlike most of y'all

too bad hes a manlet

>ywn have Rami Malek lick your asshole

That was 10 year ago tho
He looks a lot older now

LMAO no he could not pass for 18. He's got prominent wrinkles on his forehead, around his mouth, crows feet and his skin is not as smooth as an 18 year old.

He's also ugly, OP. Frogface.

>what went right?

he hasn't contracted aids yet

he's not white

everyone knows whites age like shit

...

I honestly watched 2 seasons of mr robot thinking he was early or mid 20s, what the fuck

make up and digital filters. which is why most celebrities look like actual trash.

Imagine him and Emma Stone's children

He definitely looks 35 to me

His eyes are so perfect, I want him so much.

He has such a weird nose.

Does he smoke? I think he smokes, he smokes correctly in Mr Robot.

>they got a white guy to play a pharaoh.


..He's Egyptian

>everyone knows whites age like shit

Too bad Jarred Leto is really ugly.

He looks his age. It's just that most others don't.

Sexy Rami thread?

what did he mean

he's had a ton of surgery and is starting to look like a monster person

Too girly looking.

Yes

Awwww

...

It's from a tumblr post where someone complains about how they got a white guy to play a pharaoh. Someone else comments that he is, in fact, Egyptian.

Don't know what they did to him in this picture, horrible lighting/make-up

So camp, so sexy.

Is this an /actors who are older than they look/ general?

I wanna buy a PS4 just so I can play Until Dawn that has Malek in it, wat do?

watch the cut scenes on youtube?

But that's no fun

I'm 20 and I've got worse ones then he does.

Fa/tv/irgins obssesed with the age and the pass of time because they haven't achieved any single shit in their lives

>could pass as an 18 year old

No he can't.

He could when he was in his twenties but now he's 35 not really

>That jacket
Yeah he's gay for sure yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss! I get to love him and he will love me.

Nice skin
good bone structure
white teeth
mostly symmetrical face

Jared leto is like 40 and looks 23

Good genes and generally not smoking or drinking heavily

He does smoke though.

>user thinks those are baggy eyes
Christ sake I am 24 and my bags are those^4
But I am a shell of a human who should and will die soon

>heavily

Don't think he is, he just has a goofy fashion sense

Still smokes which dries out the skin.

Nah he's gay, add in his fashion with the camp mannerisms etc. He's gay now.

would love it if he was

It's safe to assume he is.

Doesn't matter, cause I'm the only one who'd get to fuck him if he was.

>implying

Malek is what ancient Egyptians looked like

He literally has Kang genes

You back the fuck off, he's mine.

What do you guys think of his hair??

I have same color and hairline but not as curly. Should I try it out

>implying he would ever even look twice in your direction
you poor delusional bastard

If they casted him as the Mummy in the remake I feel it would of got a better reception.

Best Pharaoh, I would gladly get down on my knees and praise him

His hair goes well with his skull shape, he looks like an ancient Egyptian.

Go away Martin, he doesn't want you

Good thing he's trying to attract cuties and not obese neckbeards on Sup Forums

Grow it out get those curls

Oh I'd get down on my knees for him any day.

i thought it would be a given role for him with his status now, who got the role then?

Too bad the only thing he'll attract is obese virgins from Sup Forums and he'll have to pay them for the fun times too.

Hope he goes fully nude in his new film

Oh Rami sweetheart that shirt really is no good.

Looks jewish there.

Black don't crack.

you only control him ONCE in the game

Actually he's delicious caramel

It's a nice tone. I bet he smells nice.

as stated above, hes a smoker so...

>ywn bury your nose in his hair as you bury your dick in his ass
Why even live?

Meh I don't care too much about people that smoke (smell doesn't bother me). I bet he makes up for it by drowning himself in nice cologne.

I'd rather just hold him close to me and protect him.

that's the faggiest thing I've read itt

Well I'm not some dirty slag slut that just pumps and dumps. I'm all about the love and close intimacy and all that. Fucking is fun, but I want something more meaningful and loving with Rami.

Real Egyptians are black.

Agreed

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AYO CHAP

"sips tea"

SO U WUZ SAYIN WE WUZ KANGZ?

"nibbles crumpet".

A diet of flies and mosquitos.

ugh hes sooooooo hot

He'd be a 10/10 if he had better eyes and eyebrows. His jaw and nose is perfect

...

Damn I want him.

I love his eyes man, there one of his best features. Although I'd tower him, I'm 6ft2 and he's what? 5ft7 5ft9?

The fuck are you talking about, his eyes are perfect

>if he had better eyes
Oh no you dint

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

no way he's 5'9'', he's 5'7'' at most
which I find hot as fuck since I could probably throw him around very easily considering how he's also so fucking skinny

I could lift him up no problem if he is 5ft7.

>Wrap his legs around you as you carry him to the bed and settle him down looking into dem eyes
woah I'm getting hot thinking about it.