/tennis/ - Flushing Meadows Day 2

Rafa soon
Federer tonight

>New York in Charge of dry weather

Official Site Links
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TV:
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USA: ESPN
Australia: FOX Sports

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/us-open/2017/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/us-open/2017/wta-women/

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previous threda

First

gonna bash my head against my racquet face until it emerges on the other side of the strings if federer doesn't play after this fucking match you feel me

tfw no visa

to break his back?

gay

can you expand on that, leaf?

I want to get gay with you

yes

I can't find numerous crude shops of Federer's head onto goats. What the fuck is this

Do it anyway, faggot

Expand on what?

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>your autist friend is coming
>lol who?
>that guy...

*fed pushes djokovic's elbow as he passes by mute*

Yay

Did Nadull pick a gay enough pink?

looks like they'll be putting penko on ashe to finish up her match

us open is shit edition.
i wish i was good at tennis. i'd fuck up the whole industry
fuck chris everts in the asshole.
i've give genie the dick everynight also.
i'd be the goat lads

>tfw you won't see tommy paul today

Fat shaming is now looked down upon and not being attracted to fat women is a though-crime. Western women try to have their cake and eat it to, so instead of trying to get healthy, they say that we have to redefine what makes a woman attractive for men, sort of like a clockwork orange reeducation type of deal. This is nonsense, model-looking women are plastered everywhere because that's what men find attractive, yet they would have you believe that we find these types of women attractive simply because they are plastered everywhere.

A bit rusty, but the good thing is that Rafa has time to get to a good level until things start getting difficult in this slam.

what a cuck

t. high school student

He has a free pass to the QF, lol.

I mostly agree with you but to say that the media around us doesn't shape our idea of what an attractive woman looks like at all is just untrue.

Women don't have to be taught that a millionaire athlete is hot, so I mostly agree with you. But Nadal wouldn't be considered attractive if he wasn't rich and famous.

>tfw my bro just texted me he got tickets to the USO Pen from work but he doesn't even rate tenni's

>tfw I will never see the USO Pen...

laugh now. but we all know i'd be fucking all the wta chicks

2 hour break now?
>murica shit as always

We didn't find that bodytype attractive always and in different cultures, it's clearly conditioned to a certain extent.

to 20 slams

They'll be banging Reddit CEOs and basketball players over some teenaged high school student

If it affects us, it does so only slightly. I dislike the tall blond model types even though that's what I've mostly been exposed to since childhood. Seeing it everywhere and in a good light didn't make me more attracted to this type.

gay faggot

Quarter finals and really good seats too btw fuck what a lucky ducky

Well he wouldn't be the worse pick for a woman either, but yeah he certainly wouldn't have as much pull with women.

they'll probably drag their feet for a bit then put penko out

im a blue eye blonde hair king buddy. they would flock to me in a second.

There's no way he's getting past Dimitrov with the level shown so far. Even Birdshit could give him a run for his money.

you wish manlet (me too)

nadal only has pulls with older spanish women and gays
none of the girls at my school think nadal is hot.

why not just take the tickets and go with a friend ?

You're studying for the SATs while they flock to millionaires

To be fair, none of the girls at your school think you're hot either.

>girls at my school

We told you to get out fidget spinner, you have to be 18 to post here.

Exactly. "Ideal" body types vary from culture to culture. Hell, there's considerable differences in what's considered attractive in my own country depending on what part of India you're from. There's no "bjective body type that each man is drawn to by default.
Yes, but I reckon you're in the minority. Exposure to something makes you more accepting of that thing. This isn't absolute but it's generally true.
Conversely, not seeing a lot of a certain body type also makes that body type attractive because of its novelty, foreignness, and exotic nature.
Anyway, enough autism for one night.

He's going with coworkers cant just take them from him

rude

what would barbara schetts unwashed asshole smell like?

let's wait for the john maus album whilst we wait for the tennis

It would stink like hell.

john alt right maus

gabe-tier post

poop ?

>There's no "bjective body type that each man is drawn to by default.

Well there are trends. Fatties are usually seen as unhealthy. In fact, most of the world's preference for a mate boil down to two primitive aspects: if she looks healthy (i.e. not fat), and if she could produce strong offspring (facial symmetry, height, muscle tone, etc.). The rest boils down to hair colour and other superficial preferences.

Kerber's slam performances:
2016: W - R1 - F - W
2017: R4 - R1 - R4 - R1

Vs top-20 opponents:
2016: 24-9
2017: 0-9

Will there ever be a Cesaro of tennis?

kerber lost to the american?
was in class m8

She identifies as Japanese now
Sucks, I really liked her playstyle too

he would think you're silly. a silly little boy

literally the murrie of the WTA

You trust waaay too much in Dimitrov. There is actually no guarantee whatsoever that Dimitrov will show a level similar to the AO here.

but pussy is not a matter of fact

He proved himself in Cincy and Backerer's roids wore off so he only has to worry about Memerev and Roidal

Friendly reminder that Kerber was the defending champion

That's a proud black Japanese who doesn't speak any japanese. Educate yourself

I swear to god the more posts you make the harder your captcha gets and the more likely you'll stop posting

Lick the back of your hand and smell it

>He proved himself in Cincy

Proved himself how? He's a HC specialist in his prime and still needed a joke of a draw to make it to the finals and win his first masters.

there is an algorithm that checks quality of your posts.
the more you shitpost the harder the captcha.
says a lot about you

Friendly reminder that that Stan was the defending champion is out for the rest of the year

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>Proved himself how
By being relatively the least shit in the entire draw. He only needed to beat Kyrgios who shockingly played without giving up

but rights for gays
>checkm8

May I remind you that Dimitrov lost in the 3r to HAASE in Canada?

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PUDGG

I can't be attracted to her, she looks too underage.

What a breakthrough this young leaf is having. Routined Medvedev yesterday as if he was a fucking scrub. I definitely did not expect that.

such a perfect piglet

ostapenkGOAT

Watched that match, Medvedev had no idea what to do

Zverev up to #4 in live rankings

my dad works for the atp
tsonga wins the whole thing

cap this

Who is unironically going to stop him?

I swear to fucking god getting prescriptions filled today is like getting teeth pulled.

Fucking meth junkies have shit up all controlled substances for everyone else.

Me dad dinner por favor

with that 'backhand', if we can even call it that?

Unironically, himself.

Or Monfils. He's already beaten him twice here.

what script?

16x19 or 18x20 ?

>monfils is injured
>federeddit is now backerer
>roidal can't play outside of clay
>zverev can't get past round of 16
>kyrgios is kyrgios

No one can stop the Dimitrov rape train.

18x20 if you wanna hit flat
16x19 if you want sum spin boi

>No one can stop the Dimitrov rape train.
himself can

Dexedrine

>monfils is injured
??

weird. my doc used to give me vyvanse np

Yes he pulled out of Cincy

They're not going to try to complete another match, like they did with Ostapiggo?