gonna bash my head against my racquet face until it emerges on the other side of the strings if federer doesn't play after this fucking match you feel me
Gabriel Williams
tfw no visa
Chase Rodriguez
to break his back?
Isaiah Gomez
gay
Jack Moore
can you expand on that, leaf?
James Sullivan
I want to get gay with you
Jayden Reed
yes
Connor Jenkins
I can't find numerous crude shops of Federer's head onto goats. What the fuck is this
Do it anyway, faggot
Jose Allen
Expand on what?
Christopher Howard
...
Camden Garcia
...
Levi Diaz
>your autist friend is coming >lol who? >that guy...
*fed pushes djokovic's elbow as he passes by mute*
Jack Sullivan
Yay
Daniel Johnson
Did Nadull pick a gay enough pink?
Logan Hall
looks like they'll be putting penko on ashe to finish up her match
Brody Russell
us open is shit edition. i wish i was good at tennis. i'd fuck up the whole industry fuck chris everts in the asshole. i've give genie the dick everynight also. i'd be the goat lads
Zachary Carter
>tfw you won't see tommy paul today
Joshua Stewart
Fat shaming is now looked down upon and not being attracted to fat women is a though-crime. Western women try to have their cake and eat it to, so instead of trying to get healthy, they say that we have to redefine what makes a woman attractive for men, sort of like a clockwork orange reeducation type of deal. This is nonsense, model-looking women are plastered everywhere because that's what men find attractive, yet they would have you believe that we find these types of women attractive simply because they are plastered everywhere.
Julian Moore
A bit rusty, but the good thing is that Rafa has time to get to a good level until things start getting difficult in this slam.
Jack Walker
what a cuck
Aaron Lopez
t. high school student
Logan Parker
He has a free pass to the QF, lol.
Matthew Lee
I mostly agree with you but to say that the media around us doesn't shape our idea of what an attractive woman looks like at all is just untrue.
Christian Perry
Women don't have to be taught that a millionaire athlete is hot, so I mostly agree with you. But Nadal wouldn't be considered attractive if he wasn't rich and famous.
Josiah Lopez
>tfw my bro just texted me he got tickets to the USO Pen from work but he doesn't even rate tenni's
>tfw I will never see the USO Pen...
Jackson James
laugh now. but we all know i'd be fucking all the wta chicks
Charles Bell
2 hour break now? >murica shit as always
Angel Johnson
We didn't find that bodytype attractive always and in different cultures, it's clearly conditioned to a certain extent.
Ayden Martinez
to 20 slams
Ryan Scott
They'll be banging Reddit CEOs and basketball players over some teenaged high school student
Jackson Sanders
If it affects us, it does so only slightly. I dislike the tall blond model types even though that's what I've mostly been exposed to since childhood. Seeing it everywhere and in a good light didn't make me more attracted to this type.
Colton Clark
gay faggot
Henry Campbell
Quarter finals and really good seats too btw fuck what a lucky ducky
Carson Long
Well he wouldn't be the worse pick for a woman either, but yeah he certainly wouldn't have as much pull with women.
Evan Bennett
they'll probably drag their feet for a bit then put penko out
Gavin Smith
im a blue eye blonde hair king buddy. they would flock to me in a second.
Joseph Hall
There's no way he's getting past Dimitrov with the level shown so far. Even Birdshit could give him a run for his money.
Hunter Powell
you wish manlet (me too)
Jose Mitchell
nadal only has pulls with older spanish women and gays none of the girls at my school think nadal is hot.
Jordan Reyes
why not just take the tickets and go with a friend ?
Luis Robinson
You're studying for the SATs while they flock to millionaires
Owen Rodriguez
To be fair, none of the girls at your school think you're hot either.
Isaac Thomas
>girls at my school
We told you to get out fidget spinner, you have to be 18 to post here.
Isaiah Foster
Exactly. "Ideal" body types vary from culture to culture. Hell, there's considerable differences in what's considered attractive in my own country depending on what part of India you're from. There's no "bjective body type that each man is drawn to by default. Yes, but I reckon you're in the minority. Exposure to something makes you more accepting of that thing. This isn't absolute but it's generally true. Conversely, not seeing a lot of a certain body type also makes that body type attractive because of its novelty, foreignness, and exotic nature. Anyway, enough autism for one night.
Joshua Flores
He's going with coworkers cant just take them from him
Benjamin Phillips
rude
Noah Bailey
what would barbara schetts unwashed asshole smell like?
Connor Carter
let's wait for the john maus album whilst we wait for the tennis
Luis Taylor
It would stink like hell.
Hunter Kelly
john alt right maus
Elijah Fisher
gabe-tier post
Nicholas Lewis
poop ?
David Wilson
>There's no "bjective body type that each man is drawn to by default.
Well there are trends. Fatties are usually seen as unhealthy. In fact, most of the world's preference for a mate boil down to two primitive aspects: if she looks healthy (i.e. not fat), and if she could produce strong offspring (facial symmetry, height, muscle tone, etc.). The rest boils down to hair colour and other superficial preferences.
Liam Collins
Kerber's slam performances: 2016: W - R1 - F - W 2017: R4 - R1 - R4 - R1
Vs top-20 opponents: 2016: 24-9 2017: 0-9
Logan Adams
Will there ever be a Cesaro of tennis?
Grayson Hill
kerber lost to the american? was in class m8
Isaac Reyes
She identifies as Japanese now Sucks, I really liked her playstyle too
Jayden Cox
he would think you're silly. a silly little boy
Chase Harris
literally the murrie of the WTA
Nathaniel Turner
You trust waaay too much in Dimitrov. There is actually no guarantee whatsoever that Dimitrov will show a level similar to the AO here.
Dominic Richardson
but pussy is not a matter of fact
Christopher Wright
He proved himself in Cincy and Backerer's roids wore off so he only has to worry about Memerev and Roidal
Parker Ross
Friendly reminder that Kerber was the defending champion
Charles Martinez
That's a proud black Japanese who doesn't speak any japanese. Educate yourself
Daniel Watson
I swear to god the more posts you make the harder your captcha gets and the more likely you'll stop posting
Bentley Torres
Lick the back of your hand and smell it
Joseph Baker
>He proved himself in Cincy
Proved himself how? He's a HC specialist in his prime and still needed a joke of a draw to make it to the finals and win his first masters.
Julian Mitchell
there is an algorithm that checks quality of your posts. the more you shitpost the harder the captcha. says a lot about you
Jordan Robinson
Friendly reminder that that Stan was the defending champion is out for the rest of the year
Asher Jenkins
...
Sebastian Taylor
:(
Alexander Carter
>Proved himself how By being relatively the least shit in the entire draw. He only needed to beat Kyrgios who shockingly played without giving up
Samuel Lewis
but rights for gays >checkm8
Kevin Brown
May I remind you that Dimitrov lost in the 3r to HAASE in Canada?
Samuel Green
...
Cooper Rivera
PUDGG
Matthew Gray
I can't be attracted to her, she looks too underage.
Kevin Garcia
What a breakthrough this young leaf is having. Routined Medvedev yesterday as if he was a fucking scrub. I definitely did not expect that.
Isaiah Peterson
such a perfect piglet
John Howard
ostapenkGOAT
Colton Scott
Watched that match, Medvedev had no idea what to do
Jaxson Bennett
Zverev up to #4 in live rankings
John Young
my dad works for the atp tsonga wins the whole thing
cap this
Josiah Powell
Who is unironically going to stop him?
Kayden Butler
I swear to fucking god getting prescriptions filled today is like getting teeth pulled.
Fucking meth junkies have shit up all controlled substances for everyone else.
Jacob Russell
Me dad dinner por favor
Elijah Watson
with that 'backhand', if we can even call it that?
Jeremiah Watson
Unironically, himself.
Or Monfils. He's already beaten him twice here.
Justin Hall
what script?
Xavier Powell
16x19 or 18x20 ?
Cameron Ward
>monfils is injured >federeddit is now backerer >roidal can't play outside of clay >zverev can't get past round of 16 >kyrgios is kyrgios
No one can stop the Dimitrov rape train.
William Stewart
18x20 if you wanna hit flat 16x19 if you want sum spin boi
Brody Brown
>No one can stop the Dimitrov rape train. himself can
Anthony Wright
Dexedrine
Cameron Edwards
>monfils is injured ??
Benjamin Martinez
weird. my doc used to give me vyvanse np
Nicholas Cook
Yes he pulled out of Cincy
Jack Powell
They're not going to try to complete another match, like they did with Ostapiggo?