2 days of /trans/ left, muthafuckaz.
Transfer shizzle:
>Manchesta Citizzle have offered Raheem Sterlin plus chedda up in a attempt ta tempt Arsenal to push Alexis Sanchez. (Mirror)
Manchesta United have been given encouragement up in a potential deal fo' Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale, 28. (Marca, via Manchesta Evenin News)
>Chelsea are close ta signin Leicesta Citizzle midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27, fo' £40m, as well as 24-year-old Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain from Arsenal. (Express)
Liverpool is still makin Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, one of they transfer prioritizzles as a part of a £200m recruitment drive. (Mail)
>Swansea is straight-up contendaz ta sign Bizzleern Munich's 20-year-old Portugal midfielder Renato Sanches. (Walez Online)
Manchesta Citizzle plan ta cook up a last-ditch bid fo' 28-year-old Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez. (Goal)
>Chelsea is close ta pushin 28-year-old striker Diego Costa back ta Atletico Madrid in a £30m deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. (Mirror)
Manchesta Citizzle are sposed ta fuckin cook up a gangbangin' fresh bid fo' defender Jonny Evans, 29, afta Leicester failed wit a £21m offer n' shit. (Mirror)
>Manchesta Citizzle defender Eliaquim Mangala, 26, could join Westside Brom as part a thugged-out deal fo' tha Uptown Ireland defender n' shit. (ESPN)
Liverpool have had two bidz rejected by Monaco fo' 21-year-old winger Thomas Lemar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. (Sky Sports)
>Crystal Palace is close ta a £25m agreement with Liverpool for tha signin of 27-year-old defender Mamadou Sakho. (Mail)
Tottenham could miss up on Paris St-Germain defender Serge Aurier, as tha 24-year-old prefers a move ta Manchesta United. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. (SFR Sport, via Sun)