Do you have anything to say in your defence, you hook nosed kike?

>Do you have anything to say in your defence, you hook nosed kike?

You could get away with anything in 2005.

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>George Bush doesn't care about Twi'lek people

Lucas didn't give a fuck in the 00s

That and the scene where anakin slaughters all those "fucking dirty sand nigger animals" felt really powerful

Even the original trilogy was pretty extreme, for example

>Mos Eisly space-port. You will never find a more wretched hive of coons and kikery.

>from my point of view it is the Jews that are evil.

Woke af

Sheev was NOT jewish in lucas canon.

Sheev is more analogous to Donald Trump, both of which, did nothing wrong.

Imagine if Mace had taken Yoda, Obi and Anakin with him to this fight. Palpatine wouldve been raped

thanks yifi

jesus fuck
how did raimi get away with that dialogue

But Sheev can spin. It's a good trick, maybe even better than the high ground.

>Palestine did nothing wrong


This. Remember Mace Windu and his entourage went to arrest Chancellor Palpatine without the authority of the Senate backing them. The Jedi staged a coup of the legal government of the Republic, entirely because Anakin identified Palpatine as a Sith Lord. How do we view countries where one religious group attacks another for control of the country, regardless of whatever history of conflict those religious groups have?

"But Palpatine orchestrated the Clone Wars! He was behind all that death!" And the Jedi had what proof of that at the time they went to arrest him? None. They had Anakin telling them he thought Palpatine was a Sith Lord. Period. Everything else was speculative. They went to arrest an elected official without evidence and without legal authority to do so on the grounds that he was identified to have a different religion and may have been connected to an ongoing conflict -- over which he had presided on their side to that point!

It goes on and on. And this all centers around one Sith Lord and the question of whether or not he was evil.

There's nothing innate to the Sith that makes them evil. Indeed, the values they hold are all about self-empowerment to bring about change and throw off oppression in all its forms. The Jedi, by contrast, are about stagnancy and suppression of the self. Jedis are nation wrecking Jews.

>implying Based Sheev wouldnt BTFO of them in an epic fight to the death against impossible odds when the chips came down

You know, the more I think of Sheev, the more I realize what a Big Guy he was. There was literally one Sith and thousands of Jedi and he still BTFO'd them

so, can a jedi sense the lightsabers of the other jedi and sith? are there any incidents of friendly fire?

>SheevSpin.webm

This.

OP is a reddit, a baiter and a cuck.

Sheev was even trying to remove the alien kebab because he got radicalised on Naboo where Humans look down on the native Gungans as literal animals.

Obi would have wrecked him had he been allowed to take the High Ground

Yoda said Obi can't fight the emperor coz he was too weak.

Sheev would have spun straight for him and killed him like he did the jedi mooks in ROTS.

Then Anakin would have gone darkside retarded and Sheev would have chopped him in half.

Yoda and Mace are each a match for Sheev - Mace because he's good with a lightsaber and Yoda because he rivals Sheev's power, but it wouldn't matter, because neither of them are the Chosen One, so they can't kill Sheev.

He could literally just stand there and jerk off to Youngling porn and there is nothing they could do.

Anakin would die (because of the prophecy, again) but the prophecy doesn't say anything about him not getting completely rekt, which he would if he tried to fight Sheev in the ROTS era.

>Emporer Palestine

No wonder the Jedi Kikes hated him.

Go back to the movies, user.

All of Sheev's victories were against foes who had higher ground than him:

>Bitch-Jedi
He Sheev spins up to them

>Mace
Put Sheev on the floor before he realised that Sheev had Unlimited Power

>Yoda
Standing on a ledge on the Senate pod before Sheev blew him the fuck off with the lightning explosion.

And Mace did beat him in sword combat. In the prequels it is hinted at multiple times that Mace Windu's sword combat skills were legendary. He may have been the best swordsman in that era. Yoda and Sidious were probably the best force users and I'd give Sidious the edge. Anakin had the potential to eclipse them all.

true, but obi is canonically the strongest fighter in the entire universe when he has the high ground, don't forget that he beat anakin at his highest power level who then beat the emperor by throwing him down a vent (thus giving him the supposed low ground advantage)

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U wot m8? I'm da senate m8.

That lightning explosion blew them both back. The problem was Yoda got blown over the edge. Sheev got blown back into the senate seats.

As far as I know, the only time anyone is referred to as the super-elite swordsman its Yoda.

>Obi-Wan: "If you spent as much time practicing with your saber as you do your wit, you would rival Master Yoda as a Swordsman."


But Mace definitely seemed to be controlling the second half of his saber fight with Sheev, even though Sheev was doing flips and stuff, Mace was still solid and moving forward.

Its a bit of a bitch effort for Mace to have so much trouble handling Sheev's lightning afterwards, though, considering he had a fucking lightsaber with him.

Compare it to Obi no-selling Dooku's lightning in AOTC when Obi was definitely MUCH weaker than Dooku.

So it was a Sheev victory against an opponent with the higher ground. I don't see where we disagree here.

Sheev was definitely top tier but against Mace, Yoda, Obi, and Ani, he would have lost. He got served by Mace Windu in sword combat, he barely wins against Yoda using the force. You combine all these powerful jedi together and they would have won against Sheev.

Of course Sheev isn't dumb enough to let them win this way. Sheev is smart enough to admit his opponents' strength and masterfully deal with it like a chess master instead of a jerkoff teenager like Anakin.

I'm not.

I wasn't addressing the higher ground thing so much as adding to what you were saying. But on the topic of the higher ground thing, Yoda and Palpatine were on even ground in that scene.

Yeah I guess you're right. I must have gotten that stuff from the EU which seems to paint Mace Windu as the epitome of Jedi swordsmanship.

No doubt Yoda eclipses him overall since his swordskills would be comparable but he also has force skills that surpass all jedi at the time.

No, Yoda was stand on the rim of the pod at the end, Sheev was standing in the pod. Yoda had about 2 feet of extra elevation from where he was standing.

He was still shorter than Sheev, but he did have the High Ground.

You're really grasping here user and you know you are. Idk why you need to do that.

The post I was originally responding to said that Obi could have wrecked Sheev from High Ground.

Sheev defeats High Ground opponents.
YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER AND SHOULD KILL YOURSELF

>obi could have wrecked Sheev from high ground
The high ground thing is too much of a meme. Sheev would not have made the same arrogant mistake of Anakin. Sheev would likely win 9/10 battles with Obi-Wan.

>sheev defeats high ground opponents
This is really forced. There isn't a huge difference in elevation in either of those two battles nor is the reason he beat those opponents anything to do with this high ground autism.

Also better version of Palpatine vs Windu scene:
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This scene would have been a lot better with some editing to make it look like Sheevs moves were too fast and unpredictable for the master jedi to predict and counter.

Realistically, Yoda is worse with a sword.

Being 2.5 feet tall and ridiculously ancient is just too much of a disadvantaged, no matter his skill level.

Yoda and Mace can both buff with the force for strength and speed, but as long as Mace can track Yoda's movements geometry should really give him the edge.

Geometry and also physics, considering that Yoda can't adjust how fast he falls (only how fast he jumps) and he can't adjust his inertia, so he can't prevent Mace from displacing him really hard when he's flying through the air.

Besides, in the movies, the lightsaber fights are clearly not going at super speed, because you can see things happening normally in the environment around them.

This means that these old fucks (Yoda, Sheev, Dooku) are only buffing their strength and speed back up to around normal levels.

This means that Mace's size advantage would should defeat Yoda in a lightsaber duel if he has any competency with his weapon at all.

Of course, by that logic, ANYONE could wreck Yoda, but if it was anyone but Mace (or Sheev/Dooku) they would probably just get handled by the Force. That's what Yoda did to the Senate guards and also the Clones guarding the temple (who Yoda made run towards him so he could chop them up).

Sheev didn't just crush Mace with the force during their lightsaber duel. This implies that Mace's defense is good enough that Yoda wouldn't do it either.

But Force Defence has to be a lot easier than Force Offence otherwise their would be no logical need for lightsabers, because the 0.1% stronger opponent in any fight would just TK the other guy.


TLDR: Mace's combination of near-top force ability and actually being 6 foot tall means that he is in practice more dangerous than Yoda.

>NOOOO, no no no no nooooooooo
My sides, why does he do that?

>this is really forced

Actually the Sheev spin thing is the most OP move we've seen anyone do in the whole series.

He cut down 2 masters with it and stunned two more at the same time.

It was some kind of force scream and nothing anyone else has done with the force (save maybe becoming a force ghost) even comes close to it.

But yeah, the high ground stuff is a meme.

Sheev would wreck Obi if he could break his force defenses. If he couldn't, well, Obi is a better sword fighter with much more recent practice and also a younger, larger man.

The prequel fights do not appear to show jedi fighting at super speed, based on objects moving in their background environment, so they would probably duel at the same speed and Obi's skill would win.

HOWEVER:
Dooku breaks Obi's force defenses really easily in ROTS and chokes him/throws him.

Sheev would do that x10.

So Obi never wins against Sheev. Ever. Literally ever.

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