White Sox V. Minisoda

Beautiful skyline edition

>first batter walked on 4 pitches
Gonna be a long game.

Shields, just give up the 6 runs you know you want to already

its shields tho

at least abreu got a hit so we dont have to wonder if todays the day Santana no hits us

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>dunnvidson

>avishit

jesus fucking christ Jorge raburn polanco

I think it would have been better if I thought the Sox had another day off today.

tank rolls on

thanks shields

Avi got an XBH finally

based Abroo

wew, fucking abroo

that's exactly what you needed to do in the almost cycle game

this guy is literally barry bonds against us, ryan raburn x2

Polanco makes me sad

>7 home runs against us
>2 home runs against every other team

4 for 4 with a walk, pretty good

>avishit

Finally I thought it would never end

Let's go white sox

>10:28:58
Let's go Cubs

Might as well use the same thread since this thing's still magically up.

>Holland start vs Berrios
fug

I'm the person who made it yesterday and have been bumping it to be used today and probably tomorrow

Lopez might come back on Friday

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Anyone up for pong?

Once again.

Fuck You Joe Mauer.

Q's collapse is sad. He just hit back to back batters, one of which brought in a run.

I'm chalking his performance so far as an off-year. He has never been this off in this time in the majors. I don't want to say it's also because he's not pitching in the Arcade League anymore, but that's not an excuse, since he was iffy earlier this year as well.

Phone posting faggot here. Any of you Sox bros wanna superimpose Q's Cubs ERA and Eloy's stats on this pick with it captioned "No Refunds."? I wanna troll the ESPN 1000 guys.

holy shit, that strikeout was nasty

It's really sad whats happening with Q this season. On the other hand it's kind of amusing watching cubs fans lose their shit.
Speaking of which,
I was listening to the csn sox podcast and they brought david kaplan as their guest for the week to talk about Q. He's so bootyblasted about Q that he considers him only as an above average pitcher now. The fun part came when chuck garfien decided to bring da bantz and started playing soundbites of kaplan calling Q elite and a 1-2 starter after the trade initially happened

I fuck with Kap on twitter so much. I think it got to him.

It's weird because his strike outs are way up, but his walks are also way up. I wonder if he made some kind of conscious effort to try and become a strike out pitcher, casting aside the control he built his career on.

Then that shit's on the pitching staff. Why fix something that's not broken?

Well he's been through two pitching staffs now and has been pretty much the same exact pitcher for both of them.

Fuck You Joe Mauer.

I won a $50 gift certificate to a liquor store from Waddle and Silvys would you rather game. What should I buy?

liquor

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what are you guys talking about, Q hasn't even been bad with the cubes

>andershit

>warning the benches
way to blow shit out of proportion

fuck, thought that ball was out of here

typical dutch and start

at least we aren't getting no hit

if only engel could hit

surprised it's only 5-0

last week was fun but looks like were full tank ahead now

>yfw rick secretly hurt lopey steaks and yoyo to keep the tank

>pelfrey

>its only the 6th

ump wants to go home

meh

even in garbage time beck is shit

This game ranks up in the top 5 hardest to watch for me this season. Dead offense and dead thread.

55 replies through 2 games. Fun shit.

shit pitching and shit defense too

got the whole shebang

oh goodie, time for jpetty to run up the score

scores been run up jpshitty or beck makes no difference

hoping we can at least somehow get one run to prevent a shutout but eh

Avihits

at least someone showed up today

at least no shutout

no shutout lol

Losah

dutch tank rolls on

Bump

Half the state works in that picture don't ya know

I know, I live in this beautiful city

Lopez confirmed to start tomorrow, and we get this shit show of a lineup today.

we'll just use this thread again today

>migo didn't get traded
well he could still be a cheap starter option for us

inb4 >100 posts for an entire 3 game series

Before his dl stint he was pretty mediocre at best this season. He went on his hot streak too late

what a hot streak it was, like shields last year right before the trade deadline. no one bit then, no ones biting now. shields went straight back to shit after that. lets see what migo does.

>Colon struck out 0 in his last start
>we're going to strike out 10+ times against him

typical tanking

Doubleson

holy shit Brantly doing dh things

Bartolos Colon

whoa even Engels hitting

Where the fuck is bartolo running to

wow that was close
hes gonna score anyways

figured

Based colon riding donkeys throwing rocks at fruit

Twins!

so many hits

so little runs

>englel

how the sox scored this inning is a miracle

thank you yolmeme

>avishit

Bartolo killing it

>colon season high strikeouts
to no ones surprise

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fucking polanco raburn

Twins

welp rip migo

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he really is going to get 10+ Ks today
jesus christ salad that was bad

>striking out to really old fat guy

He has over 20 years experience though

>can't steal against a pitcher who can't throw over 80

>hanshit

welp officially qs for migo I guess

time for the BP to give up the rest

wow bummer didn't give up any runs... yet