Defending movie critics is indefensible

Anyone who engages in protecting those leeches is pathetic.

i swear this looked like...

this place has ruined me

movie critics are the best!

that looked like a vagina from the thumbnail haha

t. star wars customer

Reported for being underage.

>implying I watch movies

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Rogue One, an unapologetic, anodyne film which eschews everything that made Star Wars great, while haphazardly borrowing from its memorable science fiction cast of characters. It races through its predestined plot, consistently favoring style over substance, while leaving its mundane and lazily performed new heroes in the dust. To Disney's and long standing fans' discontent, this stand alone Star Wars film appeals only on the most superficial level. Two stars out of five.

agreed. critics are either frustrated wannabe-filmmakers, or just pathetic beings that live off criticizing dumb flicks made to entertain the lower classes.

>anodyne
>everyone dies

>eschews everything that made Star Wars great, while haphazardly borrowing from its memorable science fiction cast of characters
Contradiction.

Who pays these people?

>didn't use "mise en scène" in that paragraph
DROPPED

Nobody implied you did. I'm pretty sure everyone here hasn't seen too many movies, at least if the shitposting present on this board is any indication.

Music critics are worse

I wrote that lol. I wish I were getting paid. and it wasn't ironic

are Sup Forums posters not a literal movie critics?

********PUSSYFARTS REALLY LOUD*******
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LIKE WHAT FUCKING SAY IT PUSSY

Id fuck that pusy

OP is just jelly he is not getting paid

You could. It has just the right level of pretentiousness and valid criticisms. Excellent use of memes like inoffensiveness.

no, they are just people with opinions.

voicing opinions about films is literally what the movie critic job entails
>implying Sup Forums posters aren't getting paid to shitpost

>herp a derp lerp everyone who says they like a movie or not is a critic

get a life

Hi reddlt. Now please fuck off.