Why was this so good?

Why was this so good?

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Literate genre screenwriting.

Camp value.

>58 on metascore
why?

Cage's gf in this was HOT as FUCK

>I WILL NOT REPEAT THAT ORDER
>I WILL NOT GIVE THAT ORDER
>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN

Who was in the right here?

Youre 15 & have shit taste
also Ameritard so opinion is worthless

Let me translate that to english:
>Hi, I'm a fucking nu-male, I got PTSD from seeing an AR-15 in a walmart and I enjoy to watch my gf being fucked up by a couple of young strong african bulls.

Ed Harris

>that stage presence

Coked up Don Simpson knew how to handle that Michael Bay prick. Too bad he died.

>Movie is called "The Rock"
>No Dwayne Johnson

3/10

One of the best scores ever! The wonderful times before Hans & Co. went all dark and brooding.

How do you know these things?

How to age like Connery?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGVWYTDGB0c

This is how action film scores should be

I said was you retard

"I'm only borrowing your Humvee!"

It's pretty much the same way everybody ages.
He's been wearing a toupee since the James Bond days

>nerdy jittery Cage
>old badass Connery
>Breaking into Alcatraz to stop Ed Harris from launching rockets

why wouldn't it be good


The Rock, Con Air and Face/Off is the essential action Cage trilogy

>yfw shitty vidya rips off your soundtrack

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>dude... you just fucked up your Ferrari!
>it's not mine.

JUST

I love Kyle Reesee but he drove his men to death
Or maybe know Ed Harris was not serious but some idiot drop the stone and shit hit the fan

I'm not a religious man, but Titty-Fucking-Cum-Dumping-Jesus-H.-Christ that was painful.

Why the hell wasn't Biehn a bigger star back in the day? Too much of a drinker?

>Sean Connery
>Nicholas Cage
>Ed Harris
>David Morse

It's one of my favorite movies and I can't pinpoint exactly why. It just works.

>I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boi.

even by movie star standard he was a bit of a prima madonna behind the scenes.

And there are weebs out there begging for a metal gear movie.

this is it.

>Your best!?
>Losers whine about their bescht!
>winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

Words to fucking live by

>prima madonna

lol

i will be very sad when he passes on

bingo

blame the spellchecker.

>you are the rocket man

My butt was firmly in the seats of the local cinema when this came out. I was a teenager and it was the perfect movie. Fucking epic man! The score was rocking and the explosive finale... fuck man that is just epic! Still gives me shivers!

>I got green smoke I got green smoke!
>ABORT! ABORT!
>Jesus Christ! I already dropped them!

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>that outfit

You need to be 18 to post here.

Crazy to think Hans Zimmer of all people was once a good film composer.

Holy fuck, you're right.

The plots are so similar. The only major elements missing are the actual metal gears, and the whole ordeal with genes, but it's pretty damn close.

Michael Bay knew how to portray tension and fear.
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>playing Modern Warfare 2 and they steal this exact scene and it was fucking great

>Stanley Goodspeed
>Castor Troy
>H. I. McDunnough
>Rick Santoro
>Sailor Ripley

why do Cage characters always have such based names

Hear hear.

The casting is superb. Even the smaller roles.
Also an amazing soundtrack.

Don't forget Cameron Poe.

Castor Troy is the best one though. Or Stanley Goodspeed.

people like you are a diamond dozen

Does ed harris have a bad performance?

They stole the shower room fight as well.

For example let's compare these two:
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With:
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There is literally no weight on Avengers. They call for a nuclear strike and only Boss Negro disagrees. Pilots are just like "OK, I guess". There is no preparation, no tension building, they just happen to have a couple of F22 loaded with nukes because.
There are no alternatives discussed. They do not even try to bomb the portal first. Iron Man saves the day, and even if he is probably going to die, he does not care. "Lol I'll try to call my waifu, oh, the line does not work, sad".
It even happens to be the solution for the problem, a missile guided macguffin against the enemy fleet. There are no bad consequences. The rest of the team does not even show anguish seeing their friend falling down. For last, he resurrects with an epic quip.

You can say Bay is jingoistic, faux-patriotism, military propaganda, whatever. But it tries to move you. Maybe it's a little ham? Maybe. But it tries to make you feel something at least.

And somehow The Rock has a 58% in RT and Avengers has a "200% would quip again"

I wish Kojima could write more straight-forward plots.

Imposible.

I read some article about how he rejected a lot of scripts for what turned out to be big films because he didn't understand them

I WANT MY PHUCKING MONEY

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The Rock is tl;dr
Avengers is swipe right