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No Rugby Championship games / Winning Ferns edition:

(All times in RWCT holders format)

MITRE 10 CUP Week 3:
>Wednesday 30th Aug
AuckGODS 18-20 Waikato @ Halftime
>Thursday 31st Aug
Bay of Plenty v Wellington @1935
>Friday 1st Sept
Hawke's Bay v Cunterbury @1935
>Saturday 2nd Sept
GOATago v Manawatu @1435
Southland v Northland @1705
Taranaki v Counties @1935
>Sunday 3rd Sept (Father's Day)
Waikato v Tasman @1435
North Harbour v AuckGODS @1635

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nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11914074
blog.pitchero.com/the-growth-of-rugby-in-the-usa
tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/rugby/ecstasy-agony-aussie-commentators-prematurely-celebrate-wallabies-win-over-all-blacks
stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/96327679/rugby-great-sir-michael-jones-knighted-in-wellington
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Rainy bill Williams.

*fixes hair*

"What kinda cut you want?"
"You ever seen An Idiot Abroad?"
"Say no more senpai."

nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11914074

Picked Auckland AMA

auckLOSERS

GAME ON

Based Auckland fixing the margin for me.

>Implying Auckland can close a game

If you don't think this game has been subject to refball you're a wankstain.

Wankstain here AMA

Piss off mate. This is Auckland rugby. Has been for a long time. Now drink your milk, brush your teeth, have a quick wank, and go to bed.

FUCK auckland

"Islam Is A Religion Of Peace"

>people actually picked Auckland

*the dab that saves rug*

Disappointmentful Auckland today

Reminder that rugby is a dying sport that will soon be niggers vs. fobs

The fuck is a fob?

this guy is fresh off the reddit lads

Auckland are just full potential, like they have been for the last 20 years

Pro14 this week

Friday:
Ulster - Cheetahs
Cardiff - Edinburgh
Munster - Treviso

Sat:
Ospreys - Zebre
Dragons - Leinster
Scarlets - Kangs
Cannot - GlasGods

My picks:
ulster
edin.
Munster
Zebre
Leinster
kangz
Cannot

I'm disgusted by your commitment.

Love you.

thx bb nohomo

clearly its another rebuilding year then

Chitas
Azuis
Munster
Águias Marinhas
Leinster
Reis
Connacht

You know what? FUCK OFF. You don't deserve to know.

not so fast

meant this, FUCK

JUST

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*Does the haka*
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oi cunts what's usually the least competitive position?

Water boy

Haha *dabs*
Between 1-15

Generally in school, new players got put on the wing.
I'd probably say blindside flanker or wing are the least specialist positions

Flankers are reserved for higher people

What is the most kinetic position?

Also Águias Marinhas better be Ospreys.

>What is the most kinetic position?
Under which point of view?

Under oath of the hue

Lads goin for a pub crawl with the social, going to be drinking 12 pints

Am I going to die?

12 pints in I assume 6-ish hours? I can do that and I'm not a particularly good drinker.

How many mililitres have a pint?

you don't have pint glasses in brazil bars?

In brazilian bars, beer is usually served in 600ml bottles and people fill the beer on these bottles.

*from these bottles

>Rugby is a dying sport
You're objectively wrong.
This link will provide tons of great information and sources that rugby is on the rise, specifically in the US.
>blog.pitchero.com/the-growth-of-rugby-in-the-usa

League also counts as rugby

>oh yeah, that guy was a lion

I'm up

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>kiwis are up

he was the top try scorer, actually

Try this
*shits in your face*

>GlasGODs
>Losing

the fucking state of Yank rugby knowledge

Based roadworker.

I go to the gym before work lad, pretty frequently post about it. Try keep up.

There's nothing to be ashamed of, you're doing the country a service.

>keeping up with kiwi narratives
impossible

Taking selfies of yourself in spandex and doing some stretching on a Swiss ball doesn't really constitute "going to the gym" 2bh.

It's not a narrative, though I haven't posted since the Indian changing room meme thing got out of control. I have talked about weight lifting, diet and programming with a couple of Brits in the morning too, it's not all making fun of other people at my gym.
Does benching 110 kg for reps count as posing? Not going to deny that I wear compression shorts though, really comfy and keep your sack in place during sprints.

So, 110kg on the internet equals what in real life? 90kg? Yes, that's basically posing if you're going regularly.

liking this benching 110kg for reps narrative, lads

Fuck me for actually going out and training I suppose. At least of feel good after being active this morning, hope you two have a good day.

Watch your back, pipsqueak

>zebre and kings winning

I'm by no means big, strong or muscular, but I am the second biggest guy I have seen at my gym. Maybe no one big likes working out on the mornings?

>The fucking state of Kiwi """""""""gyms""""""""""

Before I injured myself and was actually playing rugby I went to a body building gym in the evenings with my teammates. And I was one of the smaller guys there. Some of the guys there were legitimately Arnie size. My current gym seems to be mainly workers with a couple of cyclists that just come in to stretch and foam roll.
So it's not all gyms, just this one.

spent a lot of time looking at those bodybuilders did you lad

>still does barbell bench

brainlet

Yeah they were very impressive, nothing wrong with a bit of a mire during a rest my dude.
I like it, so what?

Might start using the hue's thread, this faggot's narrative is not sitting well with me

>sub humans banding together
You won't be missed

>appropriating /cric/ memes

feel embarrassed for you

That Hellen Clark doco sounds pretty good lads.

Scotland

Sucks

Cock.

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tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/rugby/ecstasy-agony-aussie-commentators-prematurely-celebrate-wallabies-win-over-all-blacks

hahahahaha

"Arise,Sir Iceman."

stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/96327679/rugby-great-sir-michael-jones-knighted-in-wellington

Yes.

Don't come back you cunt.

Anyone would have done that. We scored off a forward pass too.

Which one?

Could we maybe have a reflection on what shit posts like this actually bring to the community other than further alienate Australian fans? last weekend is probably as good as its going to get in terms of us being able to compete and thats a really defeating thought for a lot of us. I feel like this shit hasn't been in good taste for a while.

Would love to see kiwi fans take on a far more humble persona than what is being conveyed now, more positive and optimistic posts and turn this rivalry from a beating of an already dead horse into constructive and clever banter and criticisms.

RE: the bledisloe meme shit post from yesterday, where do you even get off on that anymore? the game is struggling immensely at the moment in this country due to poor management and thats going to hurt everyone, especially the SH.

kys yourself my man

t. bruce dundee

Never mind. At the time the Read pass looked forward but I just watched the replay, it was flat.

Australia needs to do 2 things;

1. Get rid of Michael Hooper
2. Get rid of Michael Chieka

Oh and get rid of Phipps too. He's a sore loser and he whinges constantly.

>labour polling ahead of national
what fucking year is it lads

jesus christ, he can't still play 9 can he?

Any Bay fans going to the game tonight? I will literally beat you up.

Based TauranGOD

Who even answers those polls? They only call landlines.

I'd imagine that NZfirst is overrepresented, and TOP is underrepresented.

9 piece bucket with potato and gravy, fries and 1.5L coke after training