/cyc/ - Vuelta - Stage 11

Lorca / Observatorio Astronómico de Calar Alto
187.5km
12h15 (Eurosport coverage from 15h00)

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fuck froome
fuck sky
fuck all brits

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top post.

should i ask her out to coffee for her birthday?
keep in mind that i broke her heart and she told me never to contact her again

pretty sure you're mum will forgive you

Hey /cyc/, my dog died 2 weeks ago so I've been pretty much dead since then, what happened in this Vuelta so far?
Checked the ranking to see Froome in front, does it look like he can win it this year?

:D

Daily ritual to enjoy pleasantly this stage
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

Over 2000m, froome probably had his extra oxygenated blood transfusion this morning.

Some doméstique shall bring an oxygen tank to Froome during the stage

Bardet will win today.
You say it here first.

lol

Also, how was the morning ride lads?

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Did not ride this morning because i don't like riding in the rain.

Back wheel still broken, new ones on the way, so no ride for me today

Froomey's got this

We /memestage/ now. Get hyped.

...fuck, man. My condolences. ;_;

Juan is looking good and comfy in that sweater

here we go

8°C at finish line and smog there

>smog
>on a mountain
wat

Correction: mist

Did the climb start already? I can't watch rn

just about to start

>Bardet
Looking likely.

However, >Bardet

Pozzovivo has abandoned

18ºC at sea level in Andalucia, very unusual for an August afternoon

>this Eurosport ads with emojis

8ºC on the summits.

Nicolas Portal is a very sexy man

>I think the big climb is going to be the test today
thanks, carlton

How does the combined classification work? I'm confused because the rider with less points wins

This classification is calculated by adding the numeral ranks of each cyclist in the general, points, and mountains classifications (a rider must have a score in all classifications possible to qualify for the combination classification), with the lowest cumulative total signifying the leader of this competition.

How can someone's favourite fruit be lingonberries??

>lingonberries
Try it with elk, tastes good

Thanks german bro! Yesterday you said I only need to register to Eurosport to watch online but they ask me for money.

But favourite though? Better than mango, strawberries, pineapple etc? Madness!

Who was the rider that said it?

It wasn't a rider, just something I saw on a TV show. Thought I'd share the news with you all.

anyone have a stream to link?

Where the fuck is my boy Bardet?

adam - dark shoes
simon - white shoes

it's not fucking hard

TIL Bardet is in the breakaway

TJ will crack today

post you are bike lads

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OFFICIAL FRUIT POWER RANKINGS

1. Banana
2. Apple
3. Mango
4. Strawberry
5. Kiwifruit
6. Peach
7. Cherry
8. Lemon
9. Orange
10. Pineapple
11. Grape
12. Blueberry
13. Prune
14. Avocado
15. Papaya
16. Raspberry
17. Tomato
18. Watermelon
19. Nectarine
20. Passionfruit
21. Plum
22. Starfruit
23. Honeydew
24. Loganberry
25. Dragonfruit
26. Apricot
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28. Pear
29. Boysenberry
30. Durian
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32. Pomegranate
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34. Litchy
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36. Tamarind
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38. Guava
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40. Tangelo
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42. Fruit of the Loom
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52. Quince
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102. Fig
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386. Grapefruit
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9001. Cantaloupe
9002. Pumpkin
Honorable mention
- Aaron Rodgers
- Thimbleberry
- Huckleberry
- Pacay
- Tayberry
- non-transgenic non-insipid cantaloupe
- Gooseberry
- Longan
- Loquat
- Cotton Candy grapes
- Taco de Lengua
- Rambutan
- Clementines
- Tamarillo
- Nigel Thornberry
- Prime Rib
- Dingleberry
- Goji Berry
- Dates
- Grapples
- Tangerine
- Jabotacaba
- Snozberries
- Fruit Cocktail
- Guanabana
- OP
- Nashi
- Coconut
- Loganberry
- Orpples
- Soursop
- Persimmon
- Clementine
- Cheesefruit
- Honeydew
- Kumquat
- Acai

My new mountain bike

>- Aaron Rodgers

Good list

do they? sorry, it's free in germany and i assumed it was the same all over europe

Pear is easily top 15

6. Peach
19. Nectarine

I just don't understand what you've done here

>14. Avocado
Should be out of top-100, if it even belongs on the list. Honestly not even a fruit. Avocado is pretty disgusting unless used for guac. My hate for avocado runs deep.

Pears are horrible mushy shit
Also I don't know why bananas are anywhere near the top desu

breadfruit is bestfruit yet not even listed baka

why are you talking shit, mate?

Bananas are god-tier, what are you talking about? The literal only problem with bananas is their tiny ripeness window.

Mango is the best fruit desu

Cycling thread turns to a fruit discussion thread

I fucking love avocado, most underrated fruit EVER (with lemon)

i fucking love roast potatoes. they're not a fruit!

I suppose it's probably botanically a fruit, but culinary-wise it feels like a vegetable. And honestly if you get up on botanically defining fruit you're a pedantic arsehole.

Ranked based on what? Taste or also other factors like price, availability & how easy it is to eat? Taste of bananas is okay but i like them more because they are cheap year round and easy to eat.

For taste alone mango's, dates & strawberries are very nice.

To work in rain. Afternoon ride was back home from work in sunshine.

>become pro cyclist
>get paid to have cagers honk at you

reee

For me, it's the female melon

Because they're so versatile. They go well with a lot of stuff, both savory and sweet. Also they're easy to preserve as they don't mind being frozen like some other berries.

Bardet ignored the water guy :(

james milner is versatile. beige paint is versatile.

just totally blanked him. very rude. he climbed that mountain for Bardet.

Come on then, lads. Let's race this climb.

Someone buy this from me

FUCK CA TECHNOLOGIES AND THAT SMUG ASHSOLE REEEEE

>tfw no more multihatefu ad

BARDET
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I'm watching

I-is that a carbon flat bar road bike

Is Vroome losing the red jersey today or what?

is simon yates related to his twin-brother adam yates?

judging by his performance: no

yes

one of these riders just did the tour
do you think that means anything

Poor little Yates

Hello everyone!

Yes. It's a Madone 3 series frame with fx series branding. Change the flats for drop bars and you've got a Madone 3.

Hi! I just won this stage in PCM

Bardet not even trying. He better go sonic on an attack

RIP Roach

Fucking Contador ruining my Bardet breakaway

>Roche

fucking hell esteban you useless cunt

>Froome and Chaves shocking

Yates cheating cunt getting a push

Sky is a cancer on the sport