CAPESHIT BTFO

CAPESHIT BTFO

wasn't this guy that implied in his last movie that jesus was an alien who came from earth and we killed him so more aliens were coming to kill us

>makes The Counselor
>"superhero movies have no story"

Really makes you think.

>The Counselor
your point? The Counselor was fucking kino

Thats rich coming from the hack that directed prometheus

Prometheus was kino as fuck.

Ridley "I made two good movies" Scott getting uppity on capeshit, hilarious

Fuck off Ridley, James Cameron is Sup Forums's only God

>It's like a mumblecore movie about a bunch of Sarah Lawrence philosophy majors, made by coked-up rich people for 100 bajillion dollars.

Andrew O'Hehir, top critic

Spiderman could have saved Tony

>counselor
>written by Cormac
>no story
hmm

BvS was better than his last four movies though.

dude even if prometheus sucked (which it does not) that wouldn't still be an argument to claim that capeshit doesn't suck balls (which it does)


Capeshit is quickly forgettable cgi shitfest for shit-for-brain murrican manchildren. prove me wrong. Oh you can't. What a surprise retarded manchildren can't do anything. Anything but wait for another cgi shitfest to numb their shitty brains even more

>Those sounds you hear are the sighs of relief from Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake. Runner Runner is no longer 2013's worst thriller.

Cary Darling, top critic

He's right you know, every hero ''story'' is the same:
>hero is young
>something bad happens
>he realises his powers
>fights the bad guy and wins
>goes on to do crossovers for normiebux

>The Counselor is a very bad film, and I suspect that a lot of the actors knew that already as they did their work. It lacks clarity, plausibility, suspense, and purpose.

David Thomson, top critic

Man, I could do this for hours

Not when you read Dune Messiah

It says a lot about your intelligence when you quote critics instead of having an opinion of your own.

Rumours are that Fox is setting up for an Alien universe bunch of films now.

I'm a huge Alien fan but not sure if want

Remove Wonder Woman, Doomsday and the Justice League from BvS and just have it about Batman wanting to kill Superman and it's a great story

Funnily enough, I'd stopped, but since you brought it up again, here's one more.

>Everyone's speech is awash in gaudy psycho-blather and Yoda-like observations.

Claudia Puig, top critic

Disliking Scott's movies is pretty much the same as saying that you don't like the medium.

>Anything but wait for another cgi shitfest to numb their shitty brains even more

Talking about the new Blade Runner?

Will we ever get a worthy Dune movie?

If that's the case then, yeah, the whole genre is absolute garbage that was good for a while and then aged into senility.

I wish they would make Alien Horror again.

After Gladiator he's a fucking hack, he lost his touch years ago.

Counselor was good
Prometheus was better than any super hero movie

BvS was so bad its good tier, what the hell is wrong with this board

>Villeneuve
>heavy cgi use
Pick one.

No, that's actually being made by somebody competent.

Exodus was unironically good
>TFW no 4 hour cut

doesn't make what he's saying any wrong

It's divisive

No.

>The Duellists
>Alien
>Blade Runner
>Thelma & Louise
>Gladiator
>Black Hawk Down
>Kingdom of Heaven
>American Gangster
>Prometheus
>The Martian
I'll take these over capeshit any day.

Yes, there are many plebs out there, kid.

It really really was. One of the most underrated films in the last decade.

>The Martian
No. Kick that off your list and we can agree.

It's funny how it looks better than Interstellar despite being nowhere near as serious.