This is the canonic greatest writer of all time: >You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Cinema >>>>>>> Literature
Gabriel Richardson
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Brayden Evans
>Joyce was a literal fartposter really made me think
Isaiah Perry
I hadn't realised he was a mongoloid.
Thomas Thompson
>tfw no qt with an arse full of farts
Ayden Barnes
People are allowed to have their kinks. Not everyone is Radical Larry and has to be business all the time.
Zachary Jackson
>James Joyce has a fart fetish >no one blinks an eye >some user posts BBBRRRAAAAPPP in response to an ass posted >everyone tells him to kill himself I want double standards to end
Parker Perez
Those were his private letters to his wife dummy.
Although there is scatological references in Ulysses but its more of a humorous/ironic thing to show characters at their low point
Owen Taylor
It's more that fartposters shit up public threads with their bullshit while Joyce did it in private letters.
People who insert their fetishes in their work like Quentin Tarantino (feet) and Len Wiseman (femdom) are somewhere in the middle.
Elijah Morris
>Those were his private letters to his wife So? It still shows that the 'great' writer was a wreck of a an man with a disgusting perversion
Jayden Foster
Computer...
Jeremiah Hughes
>long windy ones >big fat fellows >quick little merry cracks
which ones would you prefer to come out of your gf's butthole and straight into your face? I think the long windy ones would be quite pleasurable as they would be very warm and very long.
Hunter Foster
Holy shit, this is literally "quite pungent my dear"-tier.
Thomas Williams
Everybody knows girls don't poo or fart. Joyce was fucking a trap
Isaiah Miller
Load up Celery Man please.
Owen Scott
>Joyce >canonic greatest writer of all time Literally pick one (1) (I) and only one (1) (I)
Bentley Richardson
Or maybe "Nora" was genuinely into femdom. You've got to assume these were written to get her off as well.
Jason Watson
>greatest writer of all time Nothing short of divine vision or a new cure for the clap can possibly be worth all that circumambient peripherisation.
Ayden Watson
>Greatest writer of all time. Maybe if you ask a bunch of faggots from Britain.
Liam Diaz
Some of the greatest minds have held terrible secrets
Alexander King
>*BRRRAAAAAAAP*
What did he mean by this
Adam Green
Lurk more.
Parker Stewart
He was a fedora too.
When his mother was diagnosed with cancer, his father sent a telegram which read, "NOTHER [sic] DYING COME HOME FATHER".[14] Joyce returned to Ireland. Fearing for her son's impiety, his mother tried unsuccessfully to get Joyce to make his confession and to take communion. She finally passed into a coma and died on 13 August, James and his brother Stanislaus having refused to kneel with other members of the family praying at her bedside.
Daniel Evans
Joyce is overrated. The opening of Finnegans Wake is GOAT though.
Grayson Mitchell
Ulysses adaptation, when?
Jaxson Price
It's his private life, he can do whatever the he wants with it. I bet your public life isn't thay bad even though ypur private life is pathetic.
Aaron Hernandez
literally me
Luis Watson
Now this is brap-posting!
Ryan Martin
The whole thing in context is much lewder
>My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Wyatt Perez
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>You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
>Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
Jose Harris
Joyce's fart letters were private and he would probably bring himself back to life just to kill himself again if he knew they became public after his death.
Noah Ortiz
WTF, I HATE JOYCE NOW
Brandon Cruz
>Joyce is overrated Nope. I think Finnegans Wake is a little tedious, but Portrait and Dubliners alone cement his reputation, let alone Ulysses.
Jayden Reed
>arseways >blackguard >fat mickey
Robert Roberts
This so much. Imagine you build a reputation of great genius for a lifetime, years after years writing deeply complex whales of books, and after you're dead, if someone does a bit of searching they will know you were a fartlover. Damn, that's a blow
Lucas Wood
"fat mickey" in particular is great
Zachary Thomas
I don't think there are any quick little merry cracks coming out of that arse. Big fat fellows at the very least.
Mason Gonzalez
this, holy shit, imagine the embarassment, at this point his sexual letters are almost as famous as his books
Thomas Morales
his family were clearly assholes, i wouldn't even have gone