Austria has avoided the banter far too long

Austria has avoided the banter far too long.
>losing a war against Shit*ly
LMAO

Lol remember 1895-1986

1896*

>muh sudtirol

Italy lost vs Ethiopia
Austria lost vs Italy

Shut ur stupid brown mouth Italy lmfao

Austria has been cucked by Germans for century
>No language or culture of their own
>Would be unknown to anyone outside of Europe if not for WW1 & WW2
>Landlocked irrelevant europoor nation

They were the second largest empire in europe prior to wwI, dumb burger

>expecting everyone to read about the AHS-empire as if it were relevant to WW1
wew

Americans are obsessed with their heritage so they should actually know

Has Austria ever won a war against us except the 5th or 6th coalition where they were minor players ?

>No language or culture of their own

hmm... doing a think...

>Austria has NEVER won an outside war.
heh

>austrian kings

Nigga got swag

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>No language or culture of their own
>American 'education'

hmm?

Not him but he said for a century and it's 2017. They dissolved in 1918 and by the end were completely dependant on the Second Reich. Also, Prussia kicked AH's dick in during the Prussian-Austrian war, so he is right about being in the shadow of Germany. However, Austrian's have great food and coffee.

>austrian genes

Weren't they your kings as well?

I mean actually if it wasn't for the dynamic of the Empire at the time and the parts of the Empire had actually been willing to fight rather than just agitate for independence WWI would have been totally different

Partition of Burgundy springs to mind

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Espana cucked by Austrian Inbreds
Espana BTFO!!!

It wasnt really a war between us although we got fucked in this case

>the French troops were defeated by an army of Flemish and Habsburg forces in the Battle of Guinegate. Thereafter, Maximilian was occupied with the Netherlands, where he fared better in combatting the Guelderians.

Nah, I think WWI bantered Austria to the point of having the official name of "Fallen Empire" forever.