What are some kino about cave exploration?

what are some kino about cave exploration?
i love caves

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>its a thinly veiled webm thread

The decent

Man, i really feel that people who go through caves are retarded. Fuck that

Honestly people that explore those caves are fucking dumb.

What's fun about crawling up some mountains urinary tract? It's fucking stupid.

Why do people do that? I can understand the adrenaline from other extreme sports stuff but what exactly do you get from crawling through a tiny cave, in claustrophobic conditions?

"DESCENT" GODDAMMIT

source on that webm ? seem an interesting documentary

kek

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what the suck is this

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Google the name you fucking retard

P.S. kys

it was decently spelled, don't worry

Nice pretend thread sange

As above, so below

Oh shit, is that thread from Sup Forums

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Hi Sup Forums

That was a fun thread.

This shit is terrible. People that do this are fucked in the head. I remember reading a story about a guy who got wedged into a similar situation and drowned when the water went over his head.

Did he died tho?

I've been in a small cave, not that small and it wasn't running with water but you had to crawl on your stomach. It was actually really fun

Most unintentionally hilarious documentary ever made.

My favorite part is when the African gravel dealer haggled DOWN when they were deciding on a price and it just made Yang angry.

Damn, never guessed Vin Diesel was this hardcore

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Another guy got stuck upside down... couldnt get him out even with rescue team. He died there and is body is still there. He left behind a wife and kid too.

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Journey to the Center of the Earth

What was his endgame?

The **best** cave exploration movie will always be Journey to the Center of the Earth.

For modern discovery/adventure it's really a dead concept. The Descent from about 12 years ago was pretty good however.

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what did he mean by this?

>dude Sup Forumseddit is just a boogeyman

Fucking christ /film/ can't come soon enough

>mother nature exterminating white cancer

it's like poetry

What possible fun or excitement could you get from crawling down a dark tunnel that you barely fit into?

>when crawling headfirst through caves and dying is still better than living as a Mormon in Utah.

nigger

haaaa

>when you nutty and she still putty

Here OP ill save ur thread momentarily this movie isnt bad I just looked it up and saw it got bad reviews but remember I enjoyed watching it in theaters

Wtf does he think he's doing? Where's his head protection? What an absolute madman!

>what are some kino about cave exploration?
you're moms sex tape haha

lol what a fucking idiot. let go

>wear head gear while exploring cave
>reach a part where you can't fit thru with head gear on
>decide that means take the head gear off, not this is unsafe and I shouldn't do it
>wait wtf why am I stuck?

nope

I'm a real human, unlike you piss haired corpse eyed cumskins

empire of dust
youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M&t=2s

I can understand checking out previously mapped parts of caves

>crawling headfirst in an unmapped portion of the cave

Jesus christ why

Shut it nigger

well that's how you map them

you can't make me :^)

cry moar pasty dicklet

haha

this

beat me to it

No, that's how professional cave mappers map them.

Why are you so grumpy?

what the fuck is so important about mapping dumb little cracks in shit like this

Are they trying to find a path to China?
Is there going to be pirate treasure in one of these retard caves?
Are they hoping to find a hidden world at the center of the Earth?

How do you think the Americas were discovered, son?

Nigga I'm no subterranean cartographer, I'll leave that to the suits in Washington

No thanks

Someone on a boat

That's what (((((they))))) want you to think

This is giving me nightmares today

The Descent
As Above, So Below

I imagine it has something to do with a subconscious desire to reenter the womb.

>stuck
>hyperventilating
>body is freezing because of the cold water
>no matter what you do you can't get loose
>other people try to pull you out to no avail
>water keeps rising
>keep thinking about how you'll be free later on and able to go home
>the one person that was still helping you leaves while saying he's sorry over and over again
>darkness
>you feel the water coming up to your nose
>you give in

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>nutty putty
there's the problem

kek

Can't they just fuck their mothers instead of risking other people's lives that get sent down there to save them?

good times

>Dead and buried in Nutty Putty Cave

not a movie but imma post it anyway because it's criminally underrated is Jeff Long's novel The Descent. It's not related to the movie.

isn't it USS Arizona that had claw marks from the drowning sailors on the inside? worst way to die desu

Seriously though, more cave films.

The Descent
As Above, So Below
Sanctum

Where all good recommendations. Keep em coming.

Is there a worse way to die?

>this Summer
>the untold story of the discovery of America
>"COLUMBUS MY LEGS ARE STUCK"

burned alive while not being able to suffocate

Would you rather:

Die in a skydiving accident or

Die in a cave

Nobody is forced down to save people, and if you've ever paid attention to news articles about trapped people in any context, they always emphasize the safety of the rescue team over the rescuee.

Sky diving easily

Atleast with that i could maybe head for a lake and land feet first and survive

i don't think that's how it works bro

>I'm going home now, my planet needs me.

Yup, skydiving. Rather squash my body and be done with it than perish in a dark stinky cave.
I'm also claustrophobic.

People have survived falling off of planes

Falling off a plane isn't any worse than falling off something else that also makes you reach terminal velocity

water at high speed is as hard as concrete
only way to survive would be falling into a very deep and soft snowbank

I love this meme desu

this picture fails to tell the reader that he died, unfortunately

>Are they hoping to find a hidden world at the center of the Earth?

Take the red pill user.

I've heard that some of these tiny, almost impassable tunnels often lead to huge, spectacular underground caverns, with stalagtites, crystals, lakes and all kinds of other worldly wonders. Depends if you think its worth going through such misery to see such beauty.

Ridiculousness aside, you've just straight up ignored the question, m8. It's a premise that you die in either scenario.

It's not on to answer 'would you like to do via x or y' with 'I would rather not die'. We know you'd like to not die, retard. Answer the fucking question.

Sometimes it's like I'm the only truly autistic one here, and I'm not even an autist. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why cant they use something like this to make the path more wider to pass through?

Fuck crawling to something that narrow and risking to get trapped yourself.

You telling me that nobody, in the history of mankind, has died while trying to save someone stuck down a cave?

Go fuck yourself.

Acid or flayed.

i think crawling through the narrow tunnels is the whole point
it's like a sick fetish except legal

oh yeah i can't even imagine how much pain it would be to drink a strong acid

Hmm yeah, that guy in Robocop had it really bad, fuck that.

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never anything to do in this town

jesus christ.

my palms are all sweaty and my heart rate is going up just looking at these. why would you do this?

what if I do a ninja roll as im landing

I meant the rescuers by that, my bad desu