OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX (75-57) @ TORONTO BLUE JAYS (61-71) GAMETHREAD

is anybody watching?

is this the thread

yes.

here's something to help you follow if you needed it

KKK

wew Dick didn't give up a run.

I'm begrudgingly watching

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rude

[x] All of the above

hmm

wow not fair they keep putting fielders where dad wants to put his hits

hanley please

Hi baseball

he makes all hanely hater look likea fool again soon

just do your fucking jobs, Sacks. I want to be 15 games under .500 by labour day pls & ty

pillar you shitter

wtf you celebrated our labor day in canada too?

no >we celebrate Labour Day not Labor Day

right labor day that's what i keep saying

not sure what that day is but I'll assume you meant labour day and agree anyway

good job grape man

What ever happened too Brett? Sorry don't follow the Jays.

Barney is embarassing. Also, is the scorecard at the bottom absent for anyone else? Bugging the fuck out of me.

he took the pringles ketchup slippery slide into free agency and hasn't looked back

barney is really good

We traded him for Donaldson awhile back

Not at batting.

offence is overrated

porcello only allows home runs

>letting Taffy Slowpez get a donger

oh sacks

1. guerin is back
2. rick is bad

not as overrated as pitching

>you now remember girl's boob's

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>gir'sl boobs'

>Buck, Pat and Dan just having a merry bants about old times and being in the minors

>tfw girl's's butt;'s

wtf X

I had to switch to the Boston stream because the lack of scoreboard was bugging the shit out of me.

>butts

if you liek butts you might as well like boy's butts who also have butss in the same place

Yay Devers technically got a hit

how when the blue jays are up

>red """"""""sox"""""""" baserunning
lmao senpai

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

my favorite butts is joey butts

dookie butts is NOT invited >:\

>amnother night of drinking and overeat

me paying my past self back for summer cutting suffer

when Bogaerts got hit how do i score that

first you wake up from th crazy dream

an out i guess?

how do i score guerin austin return from DFA

What do you mean by "score that"

guerin answerin question on twitter tonite if you compliment her dress or tell her she looks qt

wtf you don't have score book for keep score at home??

some people keep the score of the baseball games themselves, counting pitches and hits etc
i've never done it but that's definitely a thing

like in my scorebook

No I'm not autistic lmao

>i've never done it

looser

canada is a hokkei country, baseball is our summer vacation :3

>I'm not autistic

looser

loser

barney double play incoming

>loser

looser

>playing a throwaway game against a throwaway team

wtf i thought barney was good

if only there was a designated fielder position

Holy fuck

Dank catch

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typical fucking jays

GOOD porcello

have the DH hit for barney instead of the pitcher

you're not allowed to do that

Could have been a run if Morales wasn't such a fat.

DINGER

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HANLEY HATER SILENT

HANLEY HATER BTFO AGAIN

HANLEY HATER: WHERE ARE YOU

SHOW YOURSELF HANLEY HATER

AHAHAHAHAHA

wtf is hanley our guy now

NO

hanley is MY guy

you the hanley haters have to live with always embarassed and cuck ed by hanley

me ben nintendo staring admiring at hanley muscular body being worked at by traainer

not sure i accepted rajai davis as one of the my red sox yet

hanely hater btfoe'd still

is he Mookies dad

>my dad thinks Gibby should get manager of the year

>"In spite of the tsunami of problems the team will still win 75 games, I have higher hopes for next year"

is your dad retardad

Brock shouldn't joke with Raji because Brock is really bad

LOL!

Remember he's canadian

you don't know tht

sean's dad wasn't canadian

haha

no but he's hanley's cousin in law

you watching thread for one hour + waiting to make this post

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just a drive-by desu like the way I drove by your mom last night LMAO

not a great post

I just donated all my money during the Jimmy Fund Telethon I don't have anything for Houston now

well i'm sure jimmy fund really appreciate your $15 donate

>miss two double plays

oh i am laughing

welp

your mom appreciated my $15 last weekend LOL because she's a prostitute and I paid her for sex!

I don't think Lopez will EVER throw a runner out.