/tennis/ - no glaze edition

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based penus

>Zverev
Just lose already you fucking russky, I want to see Mugu.

engorged pingum

Do you think Dodin would be susceptible to my advances?

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

Good title

its ogre

human vs ape matchups are always so exciting.

Can he even force this to a decider?

no

Dodin DOES kinda look like a chimp

>0/7 in tie breaks during the 3rd set
he deserves to lose

why no glaze?
glaze is life.

Assistance- seek it

>be kyrgshit
>lose

you donut

...

i glazed ur mom

>be vietnamese
>be vietnamese

Hilfe: suche es

she's dead.
but as a man you should have that instinct for glazing.
it's a good thing.
every cake wants to be glazed.

How did Steve Johnson ever make it into the Top 100

lel, get net-corded, slav

>be vietnamese
>It Ain't Me" starts playing
ftfy

thx bro
BENCH

With a good, trusty serve and guts.

Krunic!

NEED dodin gf

She's so pretty

I glazed hard for Goerges but now I might go to bed.
>There's a limit to one's ability to turn the world into a transparent prison for sassy females.

face like lizard
makengs me suferrengs
not even to be raepmeets
'no' budy

What did Zverev say? Can anybody transcribe?

Kinda bland desu

''You made the shot Coric, didn't you!?''

no man her face is fucking amazing if you really think about it

BULLSHIT

f00k y0u b0rna
you played the shot
FUCK OFF
LET ME WIN THIS MATCH
rRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

elven

hmmm yes, I can imagine her with a sugary mask.

Christ

Suck my pee pee desu

Careful what you wish for

tell me more

DON'T POST IT

Trips command it

>file name
lmao

DO IT

plz no im about to eat

NO DONT POST IT

CHOKE BITCH

Is glasnost (transparency) the political expression of glazing?

...

Really wish this Portuguese faggot would leave. If you're gonna be annoying at least post pics of 10is qts

please don't implode now Borna

>kyrgios inaudibly screams fuck
>gets fined

>zverev says that's bullshit
>not even a warning
Y dey tryna keep the black man down?

>bullshit being on the same level as fuck

Liberal sensitivities

Kyrgios is black?

>Ecuador thinking Kyrgios is white
pottery

Paire and Zverev look like they're both 40

>Bitch on her phone in the front row
Seriously, fuck her. I wish I had the time to go to this.

Transblack

t. Muhammad Chang

...

Dont blame him, he cant distinguish racial differences between humans.

It's fun being depressed

>le lose in first two rounds of majors krauts

I see someone else is drinking tonight. What are you having, user? I'm having some cheap wine

Like fucking clockwork

I still can distinguish a human from a Peruvian, though.

.t kc tier reddit autist

He should do the 23andme genetic makeup test, only 100$ and he could see how bad of a mutt he is.

hes dark

Is at least 1 memerev going to make it?

he was never gonna win the USO with that outfit.

i drink literally every night
rate
t alcoholic

would it be a bad idea to ask out a cashier?
heading down to walmart right now to do it

DO IT

Don't you have to be a downie to work at Walmart

burn 100 cv (baseline)
ultra 100 cv (balanced)
blade 98 18x20 cv (power)

ultra is good? i'm still learning so i think going into any special style is not applicable, i need to learn everything still

are they better than babolats offering?

pure aero (baseline)
pure drive (balanced)
pure strike (power)

nope just try

Funny how your post subtly admits that you pertain to another species.

Cheers
>Walmart cashier
Depends how fat you are and how desperate she is

Do it, post results.

what type of glasses should one with an egg face buy

gunnars

Zverev/Coric match getting boring, I'm switching back to based Krunic

right now the pure aero is the best racquet on the market besides the new yonex. for easy power and control

the wilsons are good. but if you don't have good strokes you'll be disappointed.
the blade is decent. i had the previous version of ultra and hated it

One with thick rims like every other numale

Sure thing, Huascar.

i dont like that style tho. i dont want them to stand out because im not a numale cuck like the faggot that doxx's posters and wants to succc kikel

do it, what could you lose?

Are you going to plainly ask her out or do you have a complicated plan involving buying something?

i feel like i'd like the blade the most but i'm really not an advanced player so i think i will have difficulty wielding it

i'll make sure i have good strokes
i've played tested the pure aero and i feel it's a meme, it's really too light or something and when comparing to the tour it seems the majority gravitates towards more power type racquets which something like the pure aero is the furthest away from i guess? the ball pops out of it too much

not sure, ofc i'm not an expert but i thought it would be the best blind purchase but then i play with it and i don't actually like it

dignity, pride, confidence

What, you don't like "pass the ball until UE"?

...

Both Zverevs right now: "How can I discover more ways to fuck this up?"

>los kc tier duramericANOs

the lack of glazing material is highly disturbing.

>annoying faggot isn't watching donna
lol