And your other gun

>and your other gun

Name one movie.

>not having your other gun close at hand
it's like you want be shot up like the little bitch you are

Lady in the Lake, black and white POV movie.

Hateful Eight

That's it. We're revoking your man card. Turn in your penis and testicles at the nearest Sports Chalet

>and the one in your ass

>Can this get ANY worse?

This has never happened.

LOTR: Two Towers
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Pirates of the Caribbean
Dark Knight

>your gun and your badge

>and the other badge

>You're a loose cannon

>tfw you have a third gun

>but you get the job done

>tfw it's fully loaded and in your ass

>This letter is to inform you that you have been suspended indefinitely from your position at the Los Angeles Police Department. You have 24 hours to retrieve your personal belongings from your station and leave the premises, as well as leave your ID card, badge, firearms and equipment with your supervisor and/or requisitions officer.

Name five Broadway plays and three blaxploitations where this happens.

>The DAs been riding my ass on this one! You're off the case!

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>we'd better split up

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>public bathroom scene
>doesn't zoom in and show character obsessively inspecting his ass wipes to see if fecal matter is present or if his anus is clean

>two characters meet
>instant cut to them having sex

kek

>couple argues, the male is angry
>the female turns it around and she is the one angry now

Just like real life.

>you better come look at this

>go into someones office
>they produce a bottle of whisky

I have worked all over the world for 20 years and I have never seen this happen. I'm fairly sure at most places it would get you fired.

I kept booze in my desk at work.
never drank it in view of anyone. just a little here, and there during lunch, or after hours

Fake.

kek maybe you should get a better job than janitor

That's usually only in the boss's office, and the boss can do whatever they want as long as they don't do it in public.

It was better in old movies when people would have bars in their offices.

name 20 films where this doesnt happen

Lol

Lmao i watched black rain yesterday and the chink cop literally said this

That actually turns me on a lot, so i guess i like it

especially the scene in traffic where michael douglas is the fucking drug czar and is shown at his work just drinking whiskey and pouring his friend a glass (who stares at it blankly). I get that they wanted to show him as being a hyprocrite (fighting the drug war, meanwhile drinks alcohol all the time) but that wouldn't happen.

you cant just be drinking whiskey like that.

>he's behind me isn't he

>no, i'm in front of you

>"If this was anyone other than you, I'd take you off the case, but damn it, you're a good cop"

>"You DON'T have a minibar in your desk?"

Happens to me all the time

>t. Chad

Git gud

>wait a second
>if i'm over here and you over there...
>uh-oh

>character says something about other character
>character is behind him
>character turns around
>"how long have you been standing there?"

>long enough

>I'VE GOT THE D.A. BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

>Vietnam flashback
>"I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes" Starts Playing

>character leans over random object
>secret passage opens

>not being one of the "good old boys" at work and being called into "meetings", only to take shots with your boss while cracking jokes and watching the plebs work
lmaoing @ ur life

>black guy listening to music in a mystery movie
>it's superstition by stevie wonder

>"that was a freebie"

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love this meme. Almost as good as no-singles policy and baneposting.

>movie has characters pretend to break up in the last 20 minutes

>And your other badge

>character souls searching
>rushes to hospital to make amends
>finds nurse putting fresh sheets on an empty bed
>they died this morning